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Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2015 19:48:02 No.23305015 View View Reply Original Report

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Hi, can we have one of these threads?

Pokemon mindblow/TCRF/etc.?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2015 19:53:13 No.23305059 Report

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>>23305015
It's a duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2015 19:54:34 No.23305068 Report

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>>23305015
it's a digital paper crane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2015 19:54:40 No.23305069 Report

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>>23305015
It's a fucking duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2015 19:55:28 No.23305078 Report

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it's a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 02:47:14 No.23307340 Report

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It's a dyke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 02:51:35 No.23307361 Report

Quoted By: >>23308243 >>23310435

>Showers
>Thunders
>Booster
>Porygon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 02:53:17 No.23307372 Report

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>>23305015
Yeah porygeon sure looks like a dog
>there are retards out there that genuinely think there's a connection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 02:53:38 No.23307374 Report

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>>23305015
>eon
>eon
>eon
>gon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 03:05:35 No.23307418 Report

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>>23307340

It's a duke

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Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 06:28:10 No.23308149 Report

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>Empoleon
>Finneon
>Lumeneon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 06:31:40 No.23308163 Report

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>>23308149
>Charmeleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 06:57:05 No.23308243 Report

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>>23305059
>>23305069
>>23307361
>>23307340
>>23305068
/vp/ really is the easiest board to bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 07:08:51 No.23308276 Report

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>>23305015
OP pic proves autism.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 07:31:53 No.23308310 Report

Quoted By: >>23308522 >>23308533 >>23308539 >>23308756 >>23317536

I got one too.
Serperior
Eevee
Xerneas

What do these PKMN have in common?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 09:11:43 No.23308522 Report

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>>23308310
Omg they're all snake like Pokémon!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 09:20:39 No.23308533 Report

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>>23308310
They all are furry favourites?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 09:26:34 No.23308539 Report

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>>23308310
>tfw I just got it
nice one anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 09:42:52 No.23308572 Report

Quoted By: >>23308592 >>23308635 >>23317009

>Mewtwo
>Mew
>Mew comes after Mewtwo in the pokedex
>similar sounding names
>Mew is the lost Mewtwolution

Too bad they don't look like eachother, otherwise they could actually be connected. Fuck gen1 GF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 09:47:40 No.23308583 Report

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>>23307374
that's because it's gon from the line.............

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 09:50:43 No.23308592 Report

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>>23308572
Hmm...that's a nice theory, but I think that Pikachu Pokemon might be related to the one that follows it in the Pokedex.
Think about it, they're both lightning type Pokemon, and both end in Chu.
It's too bad Pikachu doesn't evolve into it, because I leveled it up to 99 and it didn't evolve and Ash Ketchum tried too but he failed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:10:15 No.23308635 Report

Quoted By: >>23308685 >>23308688 >>23308702 >>23310455

>>23308572
This is one of the things about the series that I'm surprised hasn't been retconned already.

>X comes after Y despite Y being a clone of X and thus had to have been discovered first

That's not even "it's a fictional universe, get over it" stuff, that's purely nonsensical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:45:37 No.23308685 Report

Quoted By: >>23308740

>>23308635
Well you can say the same thing for Porygon where it's one of the few mons that's obviously a recent discovery (or creation in cyberduck's case), yet it's even ahead of Snorlax in the dex.

I just assume at this point the Pokedex listings is just arbitrary numbering, though Kanto being first makes sense since Oak was the one who created the dex in the first place. That's probably how GF would explain the illogical ordering too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:46:46 No.23308688 Report

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>>23308635
No, it makes perfect sense in-universe. The national pokedex lists pokemon in order of their discovery, but properly "discovering" a new species means catching it and studying it in a lab. This is why pokemon professors exist. Their main purpose is studying newly discovered species.

Prior to Mewtwo's creation, no one had ever caught Mew, and most scientists were skeptical it even existed at all. They could only half-confirm its existence by studying Mewtwo, so Mewtwo got the number before Mew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:51:55 No.23308696 Report

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>>23308163
>Wartortle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:52:50 No.23308698 Report

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>>23308149
>Kecleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:53:14 No.23308699 Report

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>>23307374
>flareON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 10:55:23 No.23308702 Report

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>>23308635
Makes about as much sense as not changing the name "stegosaurus" after they realised it was based on a false reconstruction of the spines

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 11:07:21 No.23308737 Report

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>>23308583
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 11:09:00 No.23308739 Report

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>>23308696
Mewtwo, tentacruel, aerodactyl!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 11:09:42 No.23308740 Report

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>>23308685
They have some kind of order to them, though, with starters and early game mons being first, and late/post-game mons, pseudo-legends and legendaries at the end. Then again, there are some pretty oddly placed ones, and Johto's order was a huge clusterfuck (for one, why was Chinchou one of the earliest Pokemon in it and Miltank near the end, when both of them are mid-Johto?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 11:20:16 No.23308756 Report

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>>23308310
I want to sex them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 13:12:29 No.23309070 Report

Quoted By: >>23310027 >>23310435

>>23308243
epin troll m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 13:15:44 No.23309079 Report

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>>23308583
CARLOS!

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Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 16:55:02 No.23310027 Report

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>>23309070
check'em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 17:12:16 No.23310113 Report

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>>23308739
OMANYTE

SLOWWWPOOOKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 18:12:16 No.23310406 Report

Quoted By: >>23316267

>>23310113
Pidgeot, arbok, that's all folks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 18:19:38 No.23310435 Report

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>>23305059
>>23305068
>>23305069
>>23307361
>>23307372
>>23307374
>>23309070
>>23310027
>I am literally a retarded child who LITERALLY believed for at least the length of time it takes to post that somebody out there ACTUALLY believed porygon is secretly an eeveelution
>I am so retarded and incapable of picking up on the most fundamental and obvious social clues that I cannot comprehend the social phenomena of jokes and sarcasm
>furthermore I will pretend that this thread was a trolling attempt to try to detract from the fact that I honestly believed that the world's most fucking obvious joke was sincere
>and I am no older than 15 years old

I hope I'm just being baited

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 18:22:46 No.23310455 Report

Quoted By: >>23312718 >>23312725

>>23308635
>thinking pokedex order is the order in which they came into being, or even the order by which they were discovered
>thinking nonsensical is a word

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2015 18:24:55 No.23310466 Report

Quoted By: >>23312190 >>23315774 >>23316269

>>23308688
>The national pokedex lists pokemon in order of their discovery
Fucking citation needed

New pokemon like Muk, Voltorb and Magnemite are early in the dex, while pokemon which ancient lore (legends) or connections towards ancient civilizations (darmanitan) are later in the dex

Why does /vp/ always insist on pulling shit out of their ass and then just getting the entire board convinced of it when there's literally nothing to substantiate it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:12:17 No.23312190 Report

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>>23310466
What If it's ordered by population? The first 9 don't count because they're starters or maybe they do because every player has one of each at this point, but the rest are organized on highest to lowest in terms of how many exist in the wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:14:42 No.23312196 Report

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>>23310435
all this implying

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:40:32 No.23312315 Report

Quoted By: >>23312356 >>23312400 >>23312707 >>23312726

Luxray
Pyroar
Cobalion
Terrakion
Virizion
Keldeo
Volcanion

What do these Pokemon all have in common?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:46:59 No.23312335 Report

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>>23310435
>get called out for being a retard
>act like an even bigger retard to save face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:51:11 No.23312356 Report

Quoted By: >>23312361 >>23312364

>>23312315
They all have terrible designs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:52:45 No.23312361 Report

Quoted By: >>23312716

>>23312356
>pyroar
>terrible design

Yeah, it should've been a red lion with a flame on its tail, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:53:44 No.23312364 Report

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>>23312356
Second this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 00:59:17 No.23312400 Report

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>>23312315
None of them look like their typing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:47:36 No.23312669 Report

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>>23305015
probably the pokemon they digitized in as a starting material.
hes so adapteble it would be ideal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:50:07 No.23312689 Report

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>>23310435
Sorry we don't like your shitty joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:52:07 No.23312707 Report

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>>23312315
4 legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:53:07 No.23312716 Report

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>>23312361
I would have settled for a literally flaming mane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:53:12 No.23312718 Report

Quoted By: >>23312737

>>23310455
Nonsensical IS a word

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:54:01 No.23312725 Report

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>>23310455
>thinking nonsensical is not a word

You stupid or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:54:04 No.23312726 Report

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>>23312315
>fukishima-daiichi is a lion
>ancient ungulates are lions
One of which is My Little Horsefucker
>a lion

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 01:55:48 No.23312737 Report

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>>23312718
I bet you think owls are birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 15:29:00 No.23315742 Report

Quoted By: >>23316203

Pokemon X and Y aren't named after chromosomes, they're named after dimensions.

Yveltal = Y axis (height) because it flies
Xerneas = X axis (width) because it's terrestrial
Zygarde = Z axis (depth) because it's subterranean

They based the three legendaries on the three dimensions, because it's the 3DS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 15:34:02 No.23315774 Report

Quoted By: >>23316361

>>23310466
>New pokemon like Muk, Voltorb and Magnemite

See, that's something you just pulled out of your ass. What makes you think Muk is "new"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 16:40:35 No.23316115 Report

Quoted By: >>23316127

If ekans is snake spelled backwards, and arbok is basically cobra spelled backwards, then... muk?

!!TORtoOQMEfy

!!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 26 Apr 2015 16:42:25 No.23316127 Report

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>>23316115
What about Muk? It's not related to Ekans and Arbok in the slightest. Don't you pull a 4Kids! on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 16:54:45 No.23316203 Report

Quoted By: >>23316229 >>23316248

>>23315742
...you thought they were named after chromosomes?
there were people who didn't know they were named after dimensions? its the 3DS, how much more obvious could that bee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:01:34 No.23316229 Report

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>>23316203
>Reading comprehension
You don't have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:06:35 No.23316248 Report

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>>23316203
>its the 3DS, how much more obvious could that be

Thanks Asperger's, I literally just got done saying that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:10:23 No.23316267 Report

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>>23310406
CATCHEM
CATCHEM
GOTTACATCHEMALL
GAH-TAH-CAT-CHEM-ALL, PO KE MON!

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:10:49 No.23316269 Report

Quoted By: >>23316275

>>23310466
>Magnemite
>new

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:12:32 No.23316275 Report

Quoted By: >>23316309

>>23316269
Guess they should have said relatively new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:20:30 No.23316309 Report

Quoted By: >>23316402

>>23316275
Relative to what, though?

I mean, what gives you the idea that magnemite is somehow "newer" than bulbasaur or pikachu? Is it because of its vaguely technological appearance, with screws and magnets as body parts?

Carpentry has existed for thousands of years, and it's one of the earliest technologies humankind developed, you do realize this right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:20:38 No.23316312 Report

Quoted By: >>23316336 >>23316341

And when will Unown -> Wynaut -> Wobbuffet be confirmed? It's pretty much accepted by now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:25:26 No.23316336 Report

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>>23316312
Plus their Japanese names have kind of a theme going.

Anon: "Unknown"
Sonano: "Is that so?"
Sonansu: "Yes, it's so"

!!TORtoOQMEfy

!!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:26:33 No.23316341 Report

Quoted By: >>23316350 >>23316365 >>23316366

>>23316312
Accepted by you and no one else.
There's no logical reason for this to happen.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:28:40 No.23316350 Report

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>>23316341
There's no logical reason luvdisk should evolve into alomomola either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:31:22 No.23316361 Report

Quoted By: >>23316369

>>23315774
le urban face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:31:34 No.23316365 Report

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>>23316341
stop being ignorant and face facts

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:31:41 No.23316366 Report

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>>23316350
>>23316341

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:33:09 No.23316369 Report

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>>23316361
>cities are a modern invention
Jesus fucking Christ /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:37:07 No.23316384 Report

Quoted By: >>23316417

>>23316369
muh industrialization
muh pollution

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:40:40 No.23316396 Report

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>>23308583
DEEPEST LORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:42:10 No.23316402 Report

Quoted By: >>23316406 >>23316421

>>23316309
>carpentry
>clearly made out of metal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:43:51 No.23316406 Report

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>>23316402
How do you explain Jesus being a carpenter and how Mary got screwed, then.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:46:10 No.23316417 Report

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>>23316384
>pollution is a modern invention

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:47:11 No.23316421 Report

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>>23316402
>METAL IS A MODERN INVENTION

What the fuck do you think they made nails and screws out of two thousand years ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:49:07 No.23316427 Report

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>>23316421
Plastic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:49:09 No.23316428 Report

Quoted By: >>23316434

>>23316421
Out of Magnemites obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:50:52 No.23316434 Report

Quoted By: >>23316438

>>23316428
Makes me wonder what Timbur's roll in making trees is...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:52:16 No.23316438 Report

Quoted By: >>23316451

>>23316434
>roll
>...
Don't you have homework to do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 17:55:59 No.23316451 Report

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>>23316438
roll
noun
noun: roll; plural noun: rolls

1.
a cylinder formed by winding flexible material around a tube or by turning it over and over on itself without folding.

Timburr's have rectangular shaped lumber. They need to form cylinder shaped tree trunks. Are you a retarded person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 19:26:11 No.23316900 Report

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>>23308699
because Flareeon would look stupid

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 19:32:16 No.23316942 Report

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>>23308583

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 19:40:44 No.23317009 Report

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>>23308572
I prefer to think that Pokemon has something similar to the dewy decimal system, which is why they tend to be ordered with a similar structure (starters -> early route mons -> other stuff -> lesser legends -> psudeos -> main legends).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 21:08:00 No.23317536 Report

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>>23308310
Fucking thumbnail faggot

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 21:20:19 No.23317606 Report

Quoted By: >>23317710

Krabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 21:24:13 No.23317628 Report

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>>23316350
Luvdiscs cannot evolve, can they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 21:26:09 No.23317645 Report

Quoted By: >>23317661

>Porygon-2 and Porgygon-Z will never appear in the anime

Do they even exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 21:28:32 No.23317661 Report

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>>23317645
Yeah, because the anime is a fundamental and extremely influencing part of the franchise everyone should and does care about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 21:38:15 No.23317710 Report

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>>23317606
>muh slippery slope!!

You're embarassing yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2015 23:14:21 No.23318236 Report

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The reason Kalos has so many different climates is because the game designers wanted to have fashion for all four seasons.

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