>>23322594>NormalBoring as hell, might as well fuck a 3dpd
>GrassThe life will be sucked out of your penis for nutrients
>FireDick will burn off
>WaterHeavy squirter, like imagine a fire hose spraying your dick from point blank
>FightingWhile fuck you so hard it will break your bones
>FlyingHope you like high flying fun while you sex, try not to fall
>PoisonAIDs
>GroundYou'd have a better time getting a getting something wet by fucking the ground
>RockCrushed penis
>BugUnknown, any that fuck em get their heads bit off
>GhostFaze through with each thrust
>ElectricElectricity + getting wet = pain
>PyschicToo many mind games, but the telekinetic hand jobs are to die for
>IceFreeze your dick off
>DragonShe will claim you as part of her hoard forever, literally no downsides
>DarkNiggers
>SteelDick crushed, again
>FairyLiteral gay sex, even with the females