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>>23323498
Rocks aren't easy to put back together once they blow up, so being a living rock that blows up a lot is shit.
Becoming a lizard that sheds its rock skin to blow up instead is smarter.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:33:51 No.23323557 Report

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>>23323529
Pokemon Center seems to do just a fine job of fixing up Gravelers after they self-destruct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:36:35 No.23323575 Report

Quoted By: >>23323589

Gen 1 had a lot of shitty names.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:37:25 No.23323583 Report

Quoted By: >>23323615 >>23326370

Why isn't this a thing?
Pure Ground, doubles Speed and Attack, yet lacks its precious defense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:38:39 No.23323589 Report

Quoted By: >>23323776 >>23326405

>>23323575
Talonflame.
Cofagrigus.
Regigigas.
Azurill.
Magby.
Every Gen had silly names, really.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:42:50 No.23323615 Report

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>>23323583
His design is too hard, here is Mega Raticate though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:45:13 No.23323627 Report

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>>23323557
Not wild ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:46:07 No.23323631 Report

Quoted By: >>23323644 >>23323650 >>23323790 >>23324142

>>23323498
Supposed to be traded with Machoke. Golem gains lizard characteristics of Machoke, Machamp gains 2/4 spare arms of Graveler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:47:37 No.23323638 Report

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>>23323498
People find random lizards in rocks quite often. In India this has been explained by the Hindu population as examples of those with bad karma being reincarnated into a much lower level of life.

If you're asking why Graveler becomes Golem, you honestly got me. Why it goes from a rock with arms to a lizard in a rock is a little mind-boggling.

The other "what the hell" drastic transformation Pokemon evolutions at least have kernels of reason in them, like Gyarados and Octillery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:48:40 No.23323644 Report

Quoted By: >>23323651 >>23323653 >>23323676 >>23323708 >>23323742

>>23323631
>this headcannon

What does Haunter gain from Kadabra and vice versa?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:49:25 No.23323650 Report

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>>23323631

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:49:56 No.23323651 Report

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>>23323644
They don't need to gain anything. Golem and Machamp are just bros like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:50:26 No.23323653 Report

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>>23323644
Legs
Horns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 20:55:27 No.23323676 Report

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>>23323644
The power of friendship

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:01:42 No.23323708 Report

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>>23323644
Haunter takes the meat off of Kadabra's bones, absorbing it and becoming chubby in the process. Kadabra gets scared and develops heightened mental awareness so it can detect ghosts more easily.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:09:56 No.23323742 Report

Quoted By: >>23323830

>>23323708
>>23323644

The only physical things I see is that Alakazam loses Kadabra's huge tail and Gengar has an actual body.

Kadabra also had 3 red stripes on it's crotch which are gone, and Haunter had white eyes which Gengar has red.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:15:28 No.23323776 Report

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>>23323589
Only that first name is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:16:53 No.23323790 Report

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>>23323631
>look i posted it again!

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:20:01 No.23323814 Report

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>>23323446
>implying Golurk wouldn't receive the name if GF hadn't thought it up for that rock ball.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:23:49 No.23323830 Report

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>>23323742
The zener cards symbols disappear, and Mega Gengar gains telepathic, cross-dimensional senses

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 21:31:42 No.23323887 Report

Quoted By: >>23324880

>Gen 7
>Golurk gets a normal evolution
>memelord translator calls it Golurkmoar
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 22:17:03 No.23324142 Report

Quoted By: >>23324182

>>23323631
Holy shit that actually makes a lot of sense.

I always thought golem looked so out of place compared to geodude and graveler, but that explains it.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 22:22:45 No.23324167 Report

Quoted By: >>23325138

>Implying Golem isn't partially based on a grenade

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2015 22:26:21 No.23324182 Report

Quoted By: >>23324832

>>23324142
no it doesnt

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Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 00:46:59 No.23324832 Report

Quoted By: >>23324857 >>23324892

>>23324182

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Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 00:51:15 No.23324857 Report

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>>23324832
This image is bullshit unless you explain the other tradevolutions

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Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 00:55:12 No.23324880 Report

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>>23323887
>Gen 7
>Golurk gets a mega evolution
>memelord translator decides to forego the "Mega X" naming scheme and call it Golurkmoar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 00:57:45 No.23324892 Report

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>>23324832
Why is Graveler so fugly? Like literally, it's face makes it look like it has autism and down syndrome, it's fucking forehead, it has 4 arms for no fucking reason. Jesus, there's not been an uglier Pokemon designed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 01:02:14 No.23324912 Report

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>>23324857
I rememer someone talking about how Alakazam loses its tail, becomes more skeletal and gets hands more like Haunter's while Gengar gains a fuller body with limbs and a tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 01:41:12 No.23325117 Report

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>>23323522
Ditto is pretty good

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Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 01:42:21 No.23325123 Report

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>talonflame
Who thought this was a good name?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 01:43:55 No.23325138 Report

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>>23324167

Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 05:20:54 No.23326370 Report

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>>23323583
Is that komodo dragon ?
I hope mega Golem will get poison/ground with Adaptability.
Physical counterpart of Nidoking to countering fairies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2015 05:31:08 No.23326405 Report

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>>23323589
He talk bad about my gen wun! I'll show him with names I don't like from the new gens!

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