Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. Enraged by your compliance with the request, a Rayquaza has a fatal aneurysm and strikes you as it hits the ground. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. It looks at the hamburger, and its eyes have turned to sesame seeds. Teddiursa takes a bite from the hamburger. You disapprove. In Sinnoh, a Starly loses a wing. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. Rayquaza intervenes and requests a hamburger for himself. World War IV commences. Hamburgers rain from the sky as two unstoppable forces hit two immovable objects. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. You give it the hamburger, but it was never a hamburger in the first place. It was a Teddiursa. The hamburger takes a bite out of Teddiursa. Rayquaza looks upon the ordeal with disapproval. With a swift motion, you are wiped from existance. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. As you reach out to give it to him, a Starly takes it from you. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. You have run out of hamburgers. You give Teddiursa the wing of a Starly. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger. Sesame seeds pour from every orifice of its body as it takes a bite from the hamburger. Teddiursa asks you for a hamburger.
