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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 04:55:09 No.23370597 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23370606 >>23370955 >>23376628 >>23381120 >>23381942 >>23388410 >>23388448 >>23392961 >>23396197

ITT: Pretend we are living in the Pokémon World

Pffft...Those idiots believing in Legends...This is why we can't have nice things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 04:56:46 No.23370606 Report

Quoted By: >>23370634 >>23370815

>>23370597
Inb4 autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:02:14 No.23370634 Report

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>>23370606
I haven't heard of the Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:07:28 No.23370665 Report

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How about no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:10:19 No.23370681 Report

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>be new trainer
>go to Viridian for the first time after fighting off several aggressive pokémon in Route 1
>old guy lying in road yells at me
>gym leader (who no one seems to even know) is out of town, apparently all the time
>lazy guy in the Mart tries to use me for free delivery service

Why is Viridian such a shithole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:12:55 No.23370693 Report

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>tfw too scared to get a Pokemon and leave town

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:35:30 No.23370815 Report

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>>23370606
I don't know that Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:43:18 No.23370853 Report

Quoted By: >>23370887 >>23370960 >>23382051

So, who here let's their pokemon sleep in bed with em?

I've let my typhlosion sleep with me since she was just a little cyndaquil

She is so warm, and her fur is actually pretty soft, knocks me out so damn fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:43:58 No.23370857 Report

Quoted By: >>23370880

I want to mega evolve my dick. Is this possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:47:04 No.23370880 Report

Quoted By: >>23381693 >>23396231

>>23370857
It would still not be viable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:48:22 No.23370887 Report

Quoted By: >>23376628

>>23370853
I'd love to if I could work up the courage to get a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:48:53 No.23370892 Report

Quoted By: >>23370904 >>23370906

More importantly though, I was face-fucking my shelder an hour ago and it evolved into the end of slowbro's tail. How do I remove it from my dick? I have to go to work tomorrow. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:51:24 No.23370904 Report

Quoted By: >>23370906

>>23370892
I thought mega evolving my dick would get the shell off but it only made the shell clamp down harder haha. Any tips? This is getting bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:51:47 No.23370906 Report

Quoted By: >>23370936

>>23370892
>>23370904
Submerge yourself in cold water until it detaches itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:55:38 No.23370936 Report

Quoted By: >>23370959 >>23371046

>>23370906
I'm doing this, but the bathtub water is turning really red from all the blood loss haha. It doesn't seem to letting go, please help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:58:27 No.23370955 Report

Quoted By: >>23370965

>>23370597
You mean pretend I've already conquered the universe and begun forcing all to submit to my ideals with the support of my precious Pokemon I've grown with and raised?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:59:16 No.23370959 Report

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>>23370936
Cut off your dick, you don't need it anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 05:59:26 No.23370960 Report

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>>23370853
I like doing that with my arbok :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:00:16 No.23370965 Report

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>>23370955

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:05:03 No.23370992 Report

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>>23370965
i think this would be a great background for your pc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:05:57 No.23370997 Report

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>>23370992
eh b0ss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:06:16 No.23371000 Report

Quoted By: >>23371011 >>23371012 >>23371056 >>23396271

Help there is a joltik infestation at my house. How do I get rid of them? I am now living at my friend's place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:07:49 No.23371008 Report

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>>23370965
Nice buzzwords. Now try using them properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:08:03 No.23371011 Report

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>>23371000
Hire a pokemon killer to come kill those pokemon. They'll decompose into new pokemon though, don't worry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:08:29 No.23371012 Report

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>>23371000
Rock-type moves help get rid of Bugs without the risk of setting fire to everything. Flying-types help too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:10:21 No.23371021 Report

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>>23371012
This is most ludacris post. Don't use an animal to solve an infestation problem. Call an exterminator, not an 11 year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:17:36 No.23371046 Report

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>>23370936
Throw a pokeball at it once your dick comes off and bring it to a professor.
You probably found a new species of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:17:56 No.23371048 Report

Quoted By: >>23371075

>>23371021
>Call an exterminator, not an 11 year old.
I never implied the involvement of someone else's Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:20:00 No.23371056 Report

Quoted By: >>23371175

>>23371000
Turn off the power.
Remove all batteries from all devices
etc.
basically you want to remove all potential sources of electricity for them to feed off of.
Wait a week or two and they'll all die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:26:01 No.23371071 Report

Quoted By: >>23371077 >>23375017 >>23376207 >>23376253

Dubs decides the first Pokemon I get

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:27:12 No.23371075 Report

Quoted By: >>23371078

>>23371048
How are you supposed to use a rock type move without any pokemon, retard? I thought this was the Trainer board, not the Poke-RP board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:28:15 No.23371077 Report

Quoted By: >>23371087 >>23376253 >>23376310

>>23371071
Machamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:28:19 No.23371078 Report

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>>23371075
With your own Pokemon, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:29:44 No.23371087 Report

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>>23371077
Fucking checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 06:51:53 No.23371175 Report

Quoted By: >>23371248

>>23371056
I went back and did it but it seems that they are still alive last time I checked? Considering an exterminator if I am that desperate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 07:07:18 No.23371248 Report

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>>23371175
Hm.
If you're really desperate and can get your hands on one... try hooking a wimshurst machine to a battery powered motor.
The huge build up of static will attract them, and the high voltage should overcharge and kill them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zilvl9tS0Og

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 07:08:12 No.23371252 Report

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EAT BIG

GET BIG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 22:08:43 No.23374509 Report

Quoted By: >>23374830 >>23375938

>be me
>poketch on the fritz
>can't call gf, clock display is fucked, alarms electrocute me every time they go off and I can't turn them off
>wake up one night
>my poketch isn't on the bedside table
>hop out of bed, slip and fall on my face nearly immediately
>there's some sort of clear, salty liquid all over,it's thick enough to be straight stuck in the low-pile carpet
>goomy must have gotten out, I think tiredly
>more stains leading to the bathroom as I go there to get ready
>open door
>my luxio is passed out on the sink
>not paying her any mind, I put her on the toilet and start brushing my teeth
>I hear a faint buzzing, then a guttural moan
>look hesitantly at my luxio
>realize something is sticking out of her
>pull it out
>its my poketch, soaked through
>mfw I realize my luxio has been using my malfunctioning poketch as e-stim
>mfw ill have to explain this to the poketch guy

The fuck do I do guys?

Mike

Mike Tue 05 May 2015 23:12:56 No.23374830 Report

Quoted By: >>23375033 >>23376766

>>23374509
Try not buying some shitty Sinnoh knock-off and get a C-Gear...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 23:53:27 No.23375017 Report

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>>23371071
you get nothing faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 23:57:58 No.23375033 Report

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>>23374830
I would if they started selling those things over here. Anyone willing to import one over here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 02:31:04 No.23375938 Report

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>>23374509
Go to Johto and get a PokeGear. They're objectively better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 02:38:43 No.23375980 Report

Quoted By: >>23376112 >>23376147 >>23381620

>Your parents doesn't allow you to have any Pokémon
>Instead, they allow you to have Magikarp holding an Everstone or a Feebas that doesn't like Beuty poffins/blocks
>It dies after 8 months
>Your parents would not buy new one because they are expensive and nobody cares about them
My life sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:08:58 No.23376112 Report

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>>23375980
Do they at least let you have any shotguns?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:17:56 No.23376147 Report

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>>23375980
>they are expensive and nobody cares about them

Hoenn is famous for having shit-tier fish sellers. Go to Mt. Coronet, they have Feebas coming out of their assholes and would be happy to throw at least ten of the fuckers at you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:18:30 No.23376150 Report

Quoted By: >>23376202

LITERALLY RPING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:25:33 No.23376202 Report

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>>23376150
pokemon is RPG, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:26:28 No.23376207 Report

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>>23371071
Go for ralts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:34:46 No.23376253 Report

Quoted By: >>23376310

>>23371077
great taste

i feel jealous of the anon >>23371071

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:38:45 No.23376273 Report

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GAS THE KANTOS

RACE WAR NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 03:47:37 No.23376310 Report

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>>23371077
>>23376253
That's...not a bad idea, actually. Who knows? It could help me gain more confidence in myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:00:06 No.23376377 Report

Quoted By: >>23376430

>Be in Lilycove
>Walking with my Pelipper
>Come to my workplace at Cove Lily Hotel
>Boss is watching TV as usual
>Real interested in this crime drama show
>Start my shift
>An hour passes by
>A bunch of people suddenly come in at 7pm
>Ask for a bunch of rooms under the name "GAME FREAK"
>I ask if they're making a game while they check in
>They say that they're making a virtual version of our world
Weird. Have any of you heard about this new VR game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:09:46 No.23376430 Report

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>>23376377
I've heard rumors about it in one of the streets of Castelia. I think there are also people in Kanto who heard of it.

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Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:24:27 No.23376514 Report

Quoted By: >>23376529 >>23376570

>be me
>grown up with a Ralts gramps gave me
>adult, now a gardevoir
>gardevoir comes onto me
>remember gramps was a dirty old man to the end
wat do pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:27:30 No.23376529 Report

Quoted By: >>23376533

>>23376514
Teach your new best friend the ways of purity if you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:28:37 No.23376533 Report

Quoted By: >>23376536

>>23376529
Not a /new/ best friend, man. Known he since I was four.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:29:37 No.23376536 Report

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>>23376533
*her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:41:11 No.23376570 Report

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>>23376514
>be me
>wat do
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 04:58:02 No.23376616 Report

Quoted By: >>23376629 >>23382060

Posting from the hospital.

Some piece of shit sent out their Magcargo right next to me and i have 3rd degree burns on 90% of my body now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 05:02:25 No.23376628 Report

Quoted By: >>23376808

>>23370597
I am enlightened by my own PokeDex, not by some phony PokeGod's Judgement

>>23370887
If you travel to Unova and beat the first Gym Leader, you might be able to do so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 05:02:39 No.23376629 Report

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>>23376616
Didn't know they had internet in Distortion World.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 05:37:05 No.23376766 Report

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>>23374830
Don't listen to this fag I bought one years ago and it was great at first but I realized I literally use less than half of its functions. It's nothing but an accessory for your wrist and a waste of space. Get a pokenav instead, its at least somewhat useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 05:45:07 No.23376808 Report

Quoted By: >>23376838

>>23376628
Beat the gym leader with what? His bare hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 05:50:41 No.23376838 Report

Quoted By: >>23376906

>>23376808
I dunno man, I hear he's kind of a nerd. You could probably take him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 06:00:55 No.23376906 Report

Quoted By: >>23376908

>>23376838
There are at least 4 nerdy "first" gym leaders from Unova. Which one specifically do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 06:01:49 No.23376908 Report

Quoted By: >>23376955

>>23376906
Fucking all of them. Except maybe Chili, he looks like he could probably take you on.

I meant the dude in Aspertia, though. Most new trainers tend to start from there nowadays, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 06:11:59 No.23376955 Report

Quoted By: >>23376967

>>23376908
Where the fuck have you been for the last decade? No region these days make you start with a certain first gym and make you follow a linear as fuck way. Most people in Unova usually start with the "southern" gyms though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 06:16:24 No.23376967 Report

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>>23376955
This. I heard that Gym Leaders use varying teams based on whether the trainer they're facing has just started in the region in question or already has six or seven of the other Gym Badges from that region.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 19:43:23 No.23379849 Report

Quoted By: >>23381270 >>23381929 >>23384334

Sup. Need some advice. My Luxray keeps trying to see though my clothes, any clue what I should do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 22:40:32 No.23381120 Report

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>>23370597
Just do whatever I wanted to do with my life in Real World: To be roaming around with an accordion, and make a living by challenge champion-wannabes.

The only difference is that I would have some gig companions I'll have to teach to play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 23:07:30 No.23381270 Report

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>>23379849
Wear lead clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 23:10:52 No.23381289 Report

Quoted By: >>23381300

Stupid niggers rioting on the streets! What security measures did you guys put up?

Got a magnemite shield. Those niggers getting fried

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 23:13:24 No.23381300 Report

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>>23381289
I started by not living in Kanto, and if that's the region you live in then riots are the least of your worries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 00:11:10 No.23381620 Report

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>>23375980
Just hang out at a pokecenter. Some nuzlocking cunt is bound to come and release their weak fainted pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 00:26:21 No.23381693 Report

Quoted By: >>23382044

>>23370880
Underrated post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:12:31 No.23381929 Report

Quoted By: >>23384334

>>23379849
Poketch guy here. My Luxio evolved yesterday and has been doing this ever since she found out she could. She's been checking out other people too.

The best solution I've found is to hit her with a newspaper or something, but it only works for so long.

I'm against spaying and its dangers, but this is starting to get really creepy. Should I just give her what she wants in the hopes that she'll move on from it, or do I continue the pattern and risk immeasurably pissing her off and losing her loyalty?

brobrah !HCYzxgP8mg

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brobrah !HCYzxgP8mg Thu 07 May 2015 01:16:38 No.23381942 Report

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>>23370597
Tfw just defeated juggler phaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:37:23 No.23382017 Report

Quoted By: >>23382176 >>23384720 >>23396271

Cove Lily guy here. There are a bunch of these "Team Magma" guys dicking around the city. One of them made a blockade with Wailmers at the beach, and a few tried to break in to the hotel for some money. I'm fine, of course, because you don't fight a Pelipper with fire and ground types Right now, the boss and I are barricaded in. Is anyone coming to help? I doubt I can fight all of these chumps with a Pelipper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:44:00 No.23382044 Report

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>>23381693
This isn't reddit. There are no upboats. Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:45:13 No.23382051 Report

Quoted By:

>>23370853
>>23370960
please do not have sexual with your pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:45:17 No.23382052 Report

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Is literally no one using their Pokemon to help rape virgin Lasses or Ace Trainers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:45:57 No.23382060 Report

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>>23376616
>obtain Marcargos
>release in Sinnoh Forest
Anyone with me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:52:52 No.23382097 Report

Quoted By: >>23382116 >>23382136 >>23382176

There is literally nothing wrong making love to your Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:56:56 No.23382116 Report

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>>23382097
^ this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 01:59:59 No.23382136 Report

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>>23382097
Who contests this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:07:35 No.23382176 Report

Quoted By: >>23382296

>>23382097
I say it's a matter of consent. That being said, my Machamp is more of a best bro than a lover to me.

Maybe I'll head over to Lilycove and take care of what >>23382017 is worried about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:26:01 No.23382281 Report

Quoted By: >>23396271

>yfw you'll never live in Sootopolis, Hoenn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:28:18 No.23382296 Report

Quoted By: >>23382478

>>23382176
>I say it's a matter of consent.
Of course?
Are you implying that it isn't the case that nearly every pokemon that can breed can and do consent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 03:02:28 No.23382478 Report

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>>23382296
Of course not. Last I checked, any Pokemon that can clearly communicate with their trainer can consent.

I can't keep talking about this, I have a blockade to clear off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 11:03:06 No.23384334 Report

Quoted By: >>23398680

>>23379849
>>23381929
Consider going hunting with them; that's why they have that ability to begin with. If they keep associating this skill with finding prey, they won't associate it with finding a mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 12:12:39 No.23384621 Report

Quoted By: >>23384648 >>23385153

GEEZ, my Slurpuff just ate ALL my berries! How do you commonly deal with this kind of stuff?

Also, just caught a Finneon. I don't even know if it evolves. Anyone here know if it does? And how good is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 12:21:06 No.23384648 Report

Quoted By: >>23384727 >>23396271

>>23384621
How do I evolve my Eevee into Sylveon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 12:37:59 No.23384720 Report

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>>23382017

team Magma? don't you mean team Aqua?
those blue assholes are everywhere man but I ain't never heard of a "Team Magma" they a rival gang from another region?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 12:39:01 No.23384727 Report

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>>23384648

throw cream puffs at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 12:50:06 No.23384762 Report

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>>23370992
>I recognize that yoshi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 13:15:08 No.23384889 Report

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>working part-time as a daycare aide
>watching the kids have play battles, just making sure they don't hurt eachother
>suddenly some asshole trainer rides up on a bike
>starts battling all the kids and taking their money
>try to stop him
>he beats me and takes my money
and that's how I lost my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 14:21:36 No.23385153 Report

Quoted By: >>23385164

>>23384621
Mine does this, too.
It used to be frustrating but you'll get used to ir, eventually.
She's an extremely good taste tester, though, I'll give her that. Plus, how can you not forgive that face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 14:25:00 No.23385164 Report

Quoted By: >>23385179

>>23385153
Such a qt right? I even have a friend with Aromatisse and it gets so happy next to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 14:28:53 No.23385179 Report

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>>23385164
Definitely the best partner I could ask for!
My best friend's noivern seems afraid of it, though...
all the captchas have been sweets. they know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 14:33:40 No.23385193 Report

Quoted By: >>23385202

>tfw relaxing in the sun in lacunosa town
There's no better place in Unova.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 14:36:24 No.23385202 Report

Quoted By: >>23385267

>>23385193
That's a funny way to spell Undella Town

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 14:58:58 No.23385267 Report

Quoted By: >>23385279

>>23385202
>implying
Lacunosa is 10x better than Undella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 15:04:02 No.23385279 Report

Quoted By: >>23385286

>>23385267
You clearly haven't visited it outside of summer.
Have fun with a town dead at night and full of susperstitious people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 15:07:19 No.23385286 Report

Quoted By: >>23385289 >>23385297

>>23385279
>he hasn't been to lacunosa in the past 3 years
After what happened with Kyurem, everything become more peaceful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 15:08:28 No.23385289 Report

Quoted By: >>23385297

>>23385286
Woops, meant everything became more peaceful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 15:12:01 No.23385297 Report

Quoted By: >>23385325

>>23385286
>>23385289
You mean that whole fiasco with those pokemon right activists or something like that? It's been hard for me to keep up with the news in Unova after moving out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 15:16:42 No.23385325 Report

Quoted By: >>23385344 >>23388372

>>23385297
Yeah, something with those uh...Team Plasma guys or whatever, apparently some kid stopped their leader and then caught Kyurem a couple weeks later, it helped everyone over here in Lacunosa calm down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 15:23:26 No.23385344 Report

Quoted By: >>23389729

>>23385325
Ah, I see. Guess I'll have to make a visit sooner or later.
But really, weren't those guys everywhere in the news way back too? And didn't they get stopped that time too? They seem desperate for the media spotlight, imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 00:10:03 No.23388324 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 00:17:25 No.23388372 Report

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>>23385325
OMG, one of those guys just stole my Minccino. SOMEONE HELP ME. It is in that electric cave. ITS NAME IS VANILLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 00:19:01 No.23388383 Report

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This is the nerdiest thread I've ever fucking seen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 00:21:28 No.23388410 Report

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>>23370597
>tfw I was born in Kalos and the region is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 00:27:04 No.23388448 Report

Quoted By:

>>23370597
I don't like this artists rendition, only because
>thinking gyms are actually shaped like children's bouncy houses
>when everything else is super stylized

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 04:51:18 No.23389729 Report

Quoted By: >>23390207

>>23385344
Team Galactic was WAYYY dumber. I went up to their old building when I was visiting Veilstone and they had "WE WANT YOUR POKEMON" on their sign. Could they have been any more blatant in their goals?

At least Rocket had some subtlety before that Ketchum kid exposed practically everything they had. Galactic should have taken a page from their book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 07:26:07 No.23390207 Report

Quoted By: >>23396052

>>23389729
In the end they all get beaten by little kids, coincidentially enough.
Shows how incompetent they are as organizations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2015 20:51:30 No.23392961 Report

Quoted By:

>>23370597
*tips Honchcrowra*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:24:22 No.23396052 Report

Quoted By: >>23396087

>>23390207
And yet the police departments have problems with them.

What are the kids doing right that the police aren't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:29:11 No.23396087 Report

Quoted By: >>23396119

>>23396052
Probably being competent enough at battling? Honestly, if they want to neutralize them, they should take out their pokemon first
A shame they're so underdeveloped, it's a miracle crime isn't rampant everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:34:05 No.23396119 Report

Quoted By: >>23396126

>>23396087
Maybe the police should recruit from 10 year olds instead of academies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:35:15 No.23396126 Report

Quoted By: >>23396156

>>23396119
/thread

Anyways Team Plasma seems to be the most competent of all the organisations. Almost got away with their plans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:44:02 No.23396156 Report

Quoted By: >>23396175

>>23396126
So I heard. They caused a lot of damage in Opelucid City from what I saw in the news.
A group of freaks dressed in red caused some serious damage in a small town here in Kalos. Team Flair, was it?

Why can't these groups be more low key?

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 09 May 2015 05:45:39 No.23396173 Report

Quoted By: >>23396189

I wonder if rampant funposting would exist in the pokemon world? Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:45:57 No.23396175 Report

Quoted By: >>23396189

>>23396156
>villian groups
>low key
Choose one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:48:48 No.23396189 Report

Quoted By: >>23396199

>>23396175
Pretty much
>>23396173
What are you talking about? You high on tinymushrooms, son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:51:42 No.23396197 Report

Quoted By: >>23396216 >>23396247

>>23370597

Why is my Ampharos pregnant? I just left her with a Larvitar, and I came back. The keeper said she's preggers. I don't understand because shouldn't male Ampharos make the females pregnant? I feel like I'm getting a freak for a new pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:51:47 No.23396198 Report

Quoted By: >>23396216

How would a full on pokewar be like guys?

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 09 May 2015 05:52:14 No.23396199 Report

Quoted By: >>23396297 >>23397368

>>23396189
I'm talking about threads like
>>23391966
>>23395049
>>23387329

People would probably just get Porygon to do it for them. Maybe it'll get a corrupt split-evo or something.

I don't think you can get high off of TinyMushrooms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 05:58:54 No.23396216 Report

Quoted By: >>23396225

>>23396197
>pokemon
>getting pregnant ever
Please never become a breeder, you'd suck at it
Do people not read books on this shit nowadays?

>>23396198
Just read a Kalos history book, pretty much like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:01:58 No.23396225 Report

Quoted By: >>23396235

>>23396216
Pokemon Eggs aren't actual eggs, but rather "cradles".
It's like if we called a crib a womb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:04:14 No.23396231 Report

Quoted By:

>>23370880
Maybe in lower tiers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:06:16 No.23396235 Report

Quoted By: >>23396247

>>23396225
But pokemon don't carry them on their wombs until they're born, so they can't be pregnant per se

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:10:20 No.23396245 Report

Quoted By: >>23396252

So, my Salamence was breeding with another one (It was a pen pal's) and I suddenly got a green Bagon. Should I worry? Green doesn't seem like a natural color for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:10:26 No.23396247 Report

Quoted By: >>23396264 >>23396268

>>23396235
Did you keep watch on both parents?

That being said, I have something to say to >>23396197
The offspring is always the same species as the mother. Simple as that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:11:31 No.23396252 Report

Quoted By: >>23396259

>>23396245
I've heard of occurrences like these before. Keep it, it's one of those rare "Shiny" Pokemon, as they're called.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:14:08 No.23396259 Report

Quoted By:

>>23396252

"Shiny", eh? I do see it sparkle when it pops out of its ball. Most majestic sight ever. Thank you for clearing that up for me, I was afraid it was born with something bad.

I wonder how it'll look when I give it its father's Mega Stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:15:48 No.23396264 Report

Quoted By: >>23396305

>>23396247
I rarely kept my eyes off of them when I was at my family's daycare
The eggs just popped out of practically nowhere in the short span I wasn't looking, none of the pokemon we looked for ever had signs of pregnancy, ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:17:03 No.23396268 Report

Quoted By: >>23396331

>>23396247

Oh, so I won't get a mutant Dino-Sheep thing? That solves all of my problems! I just find it weird that it bred with a Larvitar, of all things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:17:22 No.23396271 Report

Quoted By:

>>23371000
Plastic outlet covers
>>23382017
At least they are the shit skins from team aqua
>>23384648
Rub it with a pen
>>23382281
its cramped as fuck there. You won't like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:25:12 No.23396297 Report

Quoted By:

>>23396199
Balm mushrooms*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:27:23 No.23396305 Report

Quoted By: >>23396314

>>23396264
Try setting up some cameras. If that doesn't work, try practicing communicating with one of your Pokemon so that it can tell you just what is going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:30:17 No.23396314 Report

Quoted By: >>23396331

>>23396305
Anon, I can't do that, not even for science
Some things are better left unknown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:37:01 No.23396331 Report

Quoted By: >>23396345

>>23396314
Okay then.

I should still inform >>23396268 that the mother Ampharos has some sort of genetic mutation because she's showing signs of pregnancy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 06:42:15 No.23396345 Report

Quoted By: >>23396402

>>23396331
She should seriously get that checked, because it's not normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 07:03:26 No.23396402 Report

Quoted By: >>23396479

>>23396345
It could even be fatal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 07:22:11 No.23396479 Report

Quoted By:

>>23396402
What if it's something else? Something she ate?
Poor girl...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 16:36:46 No.23397368 Report

Quoted By:

>>23396199
Porygon-Z is already corrupt, friendo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2015 19:46:17 No.23398680 Report

Quoted By: >>23400827

>>23384334
Poketch guy again. I've been doing nothing but hunting with my Luxray for the past few days, and upon returning to civilization, nothing at all has changed. If anything she's looking through more people's clothes, but only when she thinks I'm not paying attention.

I'll keep up the hunting, because she really enjoyed it, but I may just have to accept that I have a sexually crazed Luxray. Thanks for all your help.

On another note, I got myself a Pokenav Plus out thrifting, and I'm loving it! Built like a tank, and about as heavy as one. For 150, it was a steal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 01:11:34 No.23400827 Report

Quoted By:

>>23398680
At least something good happened to you today, so that's good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 01:17:03 No.23400866 Report

Quoted By: >>23400879 >>23400883 >>23400890

Guys, I saw an Absol the other day. Am I fucked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 01:19:46 No.23400879 Report

Quoted By:

>>23400866
Not if you fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 01:20:35 No.23400883 Report

Quoted By:

>>23400866

Did it say something along the lines of "omae wa mou, shinderu"? With a tear running down its face?

If so, then you should be very very worried. I crossed multiple absols, yet the "disasters" don't directly happen to me unless they actually speak to me (Absols, not earthquakes).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 01:21:27 No.23400890 Report

Quoted By: >>23401247

>>23400866
I heard that those are messengers of disaster. If you see one, tread carefully..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 02:23:20 No.23401247 Report

Quoted By: >>23401334

>>23400890
>implying Absol bring disasters, not luck

Man it is sure nice being ignorant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 02:37:30 No.23401334 Report

Quoted By:

>>23401247
>reading comprehension
I said messengers, not harbingers. As in they warn people about disasters.

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