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You climb through the portal determined to become a Pokemon master.

You find yourself in Lumoise City. Now what?

>>23379886
I made it yeah. Other topic died before I could post it. Also got the 4chan color wrong ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 19:59:09 No.23379925 Report

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>>23379836
Stay here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:01:41 No.23379938 Report

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>>23379836

This is beautiful. Thank you, based Hoopa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:02:11 No.23379941 Report

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>>23379901
Look for the professor or look for Lysandre for a based night

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:02:54 No.23379943 Report

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>>23379836
The world is mine

All of them are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:08:16 No.23379974 Report

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>>23379901
Let's go find the Professor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:09:15 No.23379981 Report

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>>23379836
I'd stop them all.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 20:10:46 No.23380005 Report

Quoted By: >>23380016 >>23380038 >>23380053 >>23380058

>>23379941
>>23379974

You explore Lumoise and find the Professor.

How do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:11:57 No.23380016 Report

Quoted By: >>23380051

>>23380005
We want a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:15:45 No.23380038 Report

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>>23380005
Rape

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 20:17:27 No.23380051 Report

Quoted By: >>23380064 >>23380067 >>23380220 >>23382350

>>23380016

The Professor offers you one of three starter Pokemon. Blossom, the Fire Type, Bubbles, the Water Type, and Buttercup, the Grass Type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:17:39 No.23380053 Report

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>>23380005
Remove clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:17:54 No.23380058 Report

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>>23380005
ASK FOR HIS THREE CHILDREN IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:18:34 No.23380064 Report

Quoted By: >>23380076 >>23380078

>>23380051
Let's get Buttercup

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:18:53 No.23380067 Report

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>>23380051
Grab all three and squeeze them together. Hope for the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:19:40 No.23380076 Report

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>>23380064
WELL I'LL PICK BLOSSOM!
Who's actually an ice type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:20:11 No.23380078 Report

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>>23380067
Actually wait, what this guy said, not what I said. >>23380064

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:24:52 No.23380109 Report

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Someone post the ed add n eddy character in a vagina but with Hoopa.

You know which.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 20:26:19 No.23380122 Report

Quoted By: >>23380123 >>23380124 >>23380128 >>23380131 >>23380545

You received a Buttercup!
Give a nickname to the Buttercup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:27:10 No.23380123 Report

Quoted By: >>23380155

>>23380122
Reese's Peanut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:27:23 No.23380124 Report

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>>23380122
Fugboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:27:35 No.23380128 Report

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>>23380122
Butts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:27:48 No.23380131 Report

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>>23380122
We are /vp/ so.

DICKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:31:08 No.23380155 Report

Quoted By: >>23380214

>>23380123
I vote this, it actually has some cleverness to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:31:24 No.23380160 Report

Quoted By: >>23380173 >>23380242

>>23379836
>anime universe
I'll pass, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:32:54 No.23380173 Report

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>>23380160
>anime universe
Nigger what are you talking about.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 20:38:41 No.23380214 Report

Quoted By: >>23380232

>>23380155

From the vote and dubs, Buttercup is now known as Reese's Pieces!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:39:28 No.23380220 Report

Quoted By: >>23381053 >>23382410

>>23380051
I choose Bunny - poison fakemon

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 20:41:36 No.23380232 Report

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>>23380214

And thus begun the journey of Hoopa, vp, and Reese's Pieces to become a Pokemon master.
Your host must now depart for class, but if you all want to continue, I may return tonight after classes to tell our campfire tales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:43:44 No.23380242 Report

Quoted By: >>23380567

>>23380160
You realize the Ashnime is even more retarded and obtaining the Legendary Pokemon to conquer the universe will be even easier?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 20:46:48 No.23380259 Report

Quoted By: >>23380574

>Put cock inside the ring
>Wait for a male Lucario to suck it
>Cum
>Remove cock
>Go away Hoopa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 21:22:10 No.23380545 Report

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>>23380122
Maaaange

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 21:25:19 No.23380567 Report

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>>23380242
>in plywood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 21:25:26 No.23380570 Report

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>>23379836
Thank him.

You thank him first before anything else. Jeez. Kinds these days don't know how to show gratitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 21:25:58 No.23380574 Report

Quoted By: >>23381103

>>23380259
>>Remove cock
Its detachable, eh?

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 21:39:35 No.23380702 Report

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I just realized I typed Reese's Pieces instead of Peanut, fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 22:27:46 No.23381019 Report

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>>23379901
>You find yourself in Lumoise City
Find another portal and see if I can go to a country that isn't complete shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 22:33:05 No.23381053 Report

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>>23380220
I like you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 22:38:25 No.23381103 Report

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>>23380574
>detachable cock
I've read that eromanga enough times to know exactly where this is going.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Wed 06 May 2015 23:23:31 No.23381368 Report

Quoted By: >>23381390 >>23381392 >>23381394

OP here. Drawing classes are long. I'll probably be home around 6:30PM PST. Until then, I'll leave you all to decide the fate if our heroes.
Name any point of interest in Lumoise. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 23:27:11 No.23381390 Report

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>>23381368
The Pokeball shop to buy premier balls as the primary ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 23:27:20 No.23381392 Report

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>>23381368
The Hotel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 23:27:40 No.23381394 Report

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>>23381368
Go to Cafe Le Wow and find its infested with Shiba Inus :^)

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 02:05:39 No.23382166 Report

Quoted By: >>23382195

You went to the Pokeball shop and spent all your allowance on balls.

Shit, now you're poor. What could you do now??

Metaknight777

Metaknight777 Thu 07 May 2015 02:11:30 No.23382194 Report

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Catch a Ralts evolve it into Kirlia and hug it forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:11:31 No.23382195 Report

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>>23382166
Prostitution. Both you and Reese's Peanut, you need that money

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 02:24:42 No.23382275 Report

Quoted By: >>23382308 >>23382325

>>23382195

It's your first day in the Lumoise stripclub cafe! You and your Pokemon are nervous, but you're determined to bring in the cash with your new job.

What will your first move be on stage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:29:49 No.23382308 Report

Quoted By: >>23382381

>>23382275
Hold everyone in the strip club as hostages and demand all their money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:33:07 No.23382325 Report

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>>23382275
put on some clothes, nobody wants to see a half naked stripper

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:38:05 No.23382350 Report

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>>23380051
Choose Bubbles

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 02:43:53 No.23382381 Report

Quoted By: >>23382387

>>23382308
>>23382325

You equip basic clothes and pull out firearms. Almost everyone throws their money at you and flees.

You obtained 4,001 Pokeyen!

But what's this? Someone didn't accept! They sent out a Pokemon! Who is this stranger and their Pokemon?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:45:20 No.23382387 Report

Quoted By: >>23382424 >>23382477

>>23382381
Blue and mega pidgeot
Rape the pideot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:48:24 No.23382396 Report

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>>23379864
>>23379870

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:50:57 No.23382410 Report

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>>23380220
>>23381053
RIP in peace Bunny

also, who remembers Pachirisu - Bullet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 02:52:37 No.23382424 Report

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>>23382387
Also rape Blue.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 03:01:54 No.23382477 Report

Quoted By: >>23382481 >>23382515

>>23382424
>>23382387

Mega Pidgeot would like to battle!
Mega Pidgeot sent out BLUE!
You sent out Reese's Peanut!

You attempt to rape the enemy BLUE! BLUE responds with a mean comment. Reese's Peanut's Attack went down.

Command?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 03:02:45 No.23382481 Report

Quoted By: >>23382519

>>23382477
Reese's Peanut tries to rape pidgeot instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 03:09:03 No.23382515 Report

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>>23382477
Throw rocks at the bird until it dies. Hoopa supplies the rocks.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 03:09:28 No.23382519 Report

Quoted By: >>23382529

>>23382481

Reese's Peanut rapes the Mega Pidgeot, giving you a chance to escape with your life, your 4,001 Pokeyen, and yours truly Hoopa.

Now that you've had your first Pokemon battle, you're ready to take on the world, champ in the making!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 03:11:14 No.23382529 Report

Quoted By: >>23382568

>>23382519
Rape yourself.

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 03:22:15 No.23382568 Report

Quoted By: >>23382625

>>23382529

Hoopa summons portals in front of and behind you and you begin plowing yourself in public. Everyone is watching you and judging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 03:33:19 No.23382625 Report

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>>23382568
Most inventive use of Hoopa's rings ever.
Have Hoopa go all movie 18 and summon a bunch of legendaries to STOP THEM ALL from ogling you

Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI

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Hoopa !PsoW9dZWZI Thu 07 May 2015 03:47:09 No.23382684 Report

Quoted By: >>23383049

All sorts of legendaries rain from the sky and destroy all of the Pokemon world. Game over. Should've hanged yourself when you had the chance.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 05:11:27 No.23383049 Report

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>>23382684

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