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What pokemon best captures 'fat lazy fuck?'
Snorlax seems too obvious and I really don't eat much more than a regular person, I'm just extremely inactive and sleep a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 22:56:31 No.23413190 Report

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>>23413167
Slaking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 22:59:04 No.23413207 Report

Quoted By: >>23413260

For me its Rhyperior, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:05:09 No.23413245 Report

Quoted By: >>23414743

insect queen aesthetic.

Nah but I've been told I have good leadership skills, and I enjoy being a mentor figure to kids who I connect with and share hobbies and stuff with. I'm picky about the people I care about but if someone hurts the people I do care about they get fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:08:29 No.23413260 Report

Quoted By: >>23413436

>>23413148
>>23413207
This is why we can never have a nice thread like this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:09:51 No.23413277 Report

Quoted By: >>23413373

Mega gengar

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:14:51 No.23413306 Report

Quoted By: >>23414585

Regigigas. I have a slow start, but once I get good, it's too late because I'll have already lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:17:38 No.23413325 Report

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Umbreon. Because it's dark, just like my soul.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:22:19 No.23413373 Report

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>>23413277
Fuck me with those eyes
I would never forget the day

Also as for me it's Slaking, sometimes I make cool shit happen but sometimes I just do jack shit
Also I wish I had more useful abilities ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:29:31 No.23413436 Report

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>>23413260
You knew fully well what you were getting into with this thread you spastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:29:39 No.23413439 Report

Quoted By: >>23413904

absol because it's always un-appreciated by it's parents fuck u dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 23:32:41 No.23413462 Report

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im a snorelax because the kids at school call us both fatty

Also I'm intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:19:06 No.23413834 Report

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>>23413148
For me it's Golurk; intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:26:22 No.23413876 Report

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Ok, we can stop pretending that repeating what the autist said is funny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:30:39 No.23413899 Report

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Fat, lazy, laid back, and with a wicked sense of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:31:07 No.23413904 Report

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>>23413439
it's not a phase dad shutup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:45:08 No.23413979 Report

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i am like this tink, happy and charismatic. Also, in the innerside, i love being a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:46:50 No.23413991 Report

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Honchkrow for me - nihilistic, intelligent with a wicked sense of humor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:48:49 No.23414002 Report

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>>23413167
Munchlax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:51:46 No.23414033 Report

Quoted By: >>23414716

for me it's lucario, cool, strong, popular, proud and with a wicked sense of honor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 00:57:50 No.23414072 Report

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is this a new wicked meme I'm not aware of

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 01:09:50 No.23414136 Report

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>>23413167
Ovbious ones:
Slaking
>Slaking spends all day lying down and lolling about. It eats grass growing within its reach. If it eats all the grass it can reach, this Pokémon reluctantly moves to another spot.

Larvitar
>A Pokémon that eats soil. Once it has eaten a large mountain, it goes to sleep so it can grow.

Less obvious ones:
Carnivine
>It attracts prey with its sweet-smelling saliva, then chomps down. It takes a whole day to eat prey.

Abra
>A Pokémon that sleeps 18 hours a day. Observation revealed that it uses Teleport to change its location once every hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 01:34:16 No.23414286 Report

Quoted By: >>23414325

I've said this many times before and I'll say it again, I fucking hate this place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 01:40:30 No.23414325 Report

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>>23414286
no one is forcing you to stay here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:20:24 No.23414572 Report

Quoted By: >>23414581

I'm pretty similar to the Substitute doll. People push me around and walk all over me, and I often have to deliver bad news to people, but I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:20:40 No.23414575 Report

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>>23413095
I dunno. Something stubborn and rather innatentive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:22:53 No.23414581 Report

Quoted By: >>23414596

>>23414572
>substitute doll
>any of those last three
The substitute doll is literally brainless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:23:51 No.23414585 Report

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>>23413306
You. I like you.

As for me, it's pic related. Pretty damn powerful once it actually does something, but most of the time it just stumbles through life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:26:09 No.23414596 Report

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>>23414581

See? People just push me around and walk all over me. I hope you're happy, asshole.

m3m3m4nJohnson !!J2NIFBcygOj

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m3m3m4nJohnson !!J2NIFBcygOj Tue 12 May 2015 02:43:54 No.23414689 Report

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I'd say unown b cause: they're always unique, totally interesting and sometimes mysterious

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Tue 12 May 2015 02:46:44 No.23414713 Report

Quoted By: >>23414736 >>23418684

Only 9/33? I'm not counting a lot of stuff, but whatever.

I'm thinking Abra for some reason at the moment, but maybe if I ever get around to doing yoga I could become Medicham...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:47:16 No.23414716 Report

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>>23414033
Proud of its power

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:48:31 No.23414729 Report

Quoted By: >>23414734

Meowstic F

Everything about it reminds me of myself, even in the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:49:19 No.23414734 Report

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>>23414729
LONDON
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N
D
O
N

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:49:58 No.23414736 Report

Quoted By: >>23414767

>>23414713
You were a like Alomomola when you were a kid though right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:50:13 No.23414739 Report

Quoted By: >>23414758

for some reason i always thought i looked like meditite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:51:28 No.23414743 Report

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>>23413245
You are pathetic, would throw rocks at you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:52:18 No.23414747 Report

Quoted By: >>23418621

This bitch! Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:53:03 No.23414755 Report

Quoted By: >>23416572

For me it's Tyrogue; intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:53:07 No.23414756 Report

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vaporeon for me. fun, sociable and energetic but can be strong and serious when needed. only problem is i cant swim

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 02:53:15 No.23414758 Report

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>>23414739

degenerate diaperfag

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Tue 12 May 2015 02:55:12 No.23414767 Report

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11/44, yikes.
I guess there's something to diverse repetition.

>>23414736
That's friggin' gross, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 03:01:53 No.23414804 Report

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Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 03:13:16 No.23414852 Report

Quoted By:

>>23413095
*tips fedora*
fellow gentleman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 05:08:25 No.23415560 Report

Quoted By: >>23415580

>>23413095
But I'm sure it wouldn't just thrash about, it'd be proud of its power

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 05:11:49 No.23415577 Report

Quoted By: >>23416087

Meowth

Jewish sounding wise ass who's weak and only liked by gigantic spergs and children

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 05:12:01 No.23415580 Report

Quoted By: >>23418584

>>23415560
Nope, a good Charizard Y would probably be mischievous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 06:11:10 No.23415811 Report

Quoted By:

>>23413148
Why did I laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 07:45:31 No.23416087 Report

Quoted By:

>>23415577
Are you actually Jewish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 07:53:28 No.23416110 Report

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Is there anyone here other than me who is intelligent and nihilistic, but with an average sense of humour?

Wicked implies that you laugh at wicked things, like gore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 07:59:39 No.23416128 Report

Quoted By: >>23416282 >>23416339 >>23416552

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 08:45:59 No.23416282 Report

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>>23416128

That was beautiful :'^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 08:53:50 No.23416305 Report

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I get banned from stuff a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 09:07:57 No.23416339 Report

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>>23416128
Wow, it's been an /amazingly/ long time since I've heard fuck yeah Seaking. Kudos, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 10:18:20 No.23416552 Report

Quoted By:

>>23416128
There was way to much thought put into this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 10:26:45 No.23416572 Report

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>>23414755
Shota icon of the year, 1999 - 2015.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 10:33:59 No.23416585 Report

Quoted By: >>23416589 >>23417143

... What was the original pokemon of this maymay again? Honchkrow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 10:36:17 No.23416589 Report

Quoted By:

>>23416585
it wasn't a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 10:37:06 No.23416592 Report

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machoke

because i fucked your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 12:21:32 No.23416815 Report

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Luxray

I have long hair and I'm overrated with lots of wasted potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 12:27:55 No.23416835 Report

Quoted By: >>23416923

Bisharp

I'm

>Dark
>Intelligent
>Quiet
>Cool
>Adamant
> is this edgy: the thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 12:53:45 No.23416923 Report

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>>23416835
Yes it is annon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 12:59:09 No.23416943 Report

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Kirlia, because I want to be a little girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 13:39:44 No.23417083 Report

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Don't ask me why, but I have the feeling that if I woke up tomorrow as a pkmn I would be a Sableye.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 13:50:52 No.23417119 Report

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>>23413095
Fight me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 13:57:02 No.23417143 Report

Quoted By: >>23418550

>>23416585
It was Kefka, it started on /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:37:53 No.23418494 Report

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Everything went better than expected with this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:38:55 No.23418500 Report

Quoted By: >>23418518

>>23413095
>Stubborn, proud and competitive, but also honorable.
literally autism: the post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:41:41 No.23418518 Report

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>>23418500
I think it was a joke, buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:48:33 No.23418550 Report

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>>23417143
So thats it? someone said that and everyone followed? Wasn't even a funny post or anything else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:51:03 No.23418565 Report

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Sableye
>Reclusive
>Skinny
>Hoarder
>Weird Diet
>Hates light

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:54:27 No.23418584 Report

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>>23415580
>not alert to sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:54:51 No.23418586 Report

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Primeape
>Small
>Lightweight
>Defiant
>Has anger point

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:56:08 No.23418591 Report

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>>23413095
Sylveon because I'm qt faggot shota who loves dicks :3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:57:24 No.23418595 Report

Quoted By:

>>23413152
>proud of his power
>not Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 18:58:05 No.23418599 Report

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>>23413095
For me, it's diglet. I'm a piece of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 19:03:20 No.23418621 Report

Quoted By: >>23418652

I'd say I'm like Hydreigon: short-tempered, hungry, and easily manipulated.
>>23414747
Fuck.
Can't unsee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 19:09:10 No.23418652 Report

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>>23418621
Oh, and also indecisive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2015 19:18:22 No.23418684 Report

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>>23414713
Abra because he's underaged, intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of alomamola.

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