let's get those greentext predictions going
>Tajiri appears on stage
>"so this is Los Angeles, I like it here"
>complete silence in the audience
>"uhh, I'm here to talk about... about pokémon"
>people start getting hyped, but Tajiri says nothing
>Masuda, from the audience, desperately makes signs reminding him what to say
>"oh, yes, new game is coming, a videgoame!"
>the audience starts applauding
>"thank you very much, I'm glad I came to America, now I have to go back it's getting late"
>The audience goes silent again, they look confused
>Masuda gets desperate, starts shouting in Japanese
>"oh, yes, I have to talk about new game, I'm really liking Yokai Watch 2 its really fun"
>Masuda is visibly worried, he goes on stage
>"I knew this was a bad idea, Tajiri-san! When you go back to the dungeon, this time it will be permanent!"
>"oh no, not the dungeon!"
>"yes, and we are remaking pokémon red and blue, please, dont play yokai watch, thank you very much"
>electronic applause ends the presentation as several men in suits put Tajiri in a black van.
