I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Smogon for breaking Pedophile news. It’s always /vp/ or Bulbapedia or Bulbapedia Forums, but never Smogon, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Smogon or Smogon's style of preying on children. We hit on the exact same kids at the exact same time from the exact same parents, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Bulbapedia for better kids” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to didlle someone because people are incapable of lying at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that they're underage to the best of our knowledge and ability. No fan site has any authority to hoard kiddos, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Bulbapedia or /vp/ or Bulbapedia Forums couldn’t find their kids for some reason, the kids would still be diddled. Smogon does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to touching kids news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, who can also diddle kids, but no one ever seems to touch them until Bulbapedia posts about it, and that just makes me sad.

I'm not even sorry.