>>234646301. It's a petty reason to dislike a pokemon, you're entitled to it by all means, but you could pull something equally petty about literally any pokemon out of your ass
2. I did address the point, there are animals with carapaces in nature, and this is all after the fact that it remebles a fucking sealion in the first place, something that exists in nature iirc. The better point to raise, really, is since when do fantasy monsters have to resemble something in nature? If it's your preference that they do, that's fine, cool preference bro.
3. It doesn't matter if it is a 'fact' that it is shit in battle or not, it's no reason to dislike a pokemon, in the general fucking sense, as I said. Samurott is more than viable in-game, not everyone likes or dislikes pokemon based on their performance, not everyone here only plays core-series handheld games either so maybe they only play the tcg or watch the anime and still, amazingly, have grounds to have a favorite pokemon. How old are you? Jesus.
4. Look, I don't know to say it, 'it's off balance in any bipedial stance' isn't even a fact in the first place, it's not using a sword like a human would use one, and it's a fucking magical fantasy creature from a cartoonish video game.
You need to come up with better arguments.
