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>>23483475 This is a little bit too early, but anyway, I prefer Gardevoir.
>>Ignore Shitposters and their bait completely This is only making more trouble.
Spooderman
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A wild spiderman comes! He tells you to get out its his thread
Anonymous
>>23483475 It's barely Saturday morning in Australia, a bit too early for a thread considering most of the world is still on Friday afternoon or evening.
Also, the skype thing is for the collaborated and organised purchase of doujins, not a chat room.
Anonymous
>>23483539 It's never too early.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
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>>23483475 Too early, but we'll have to make do, lest we seem like thread spammers by making a new Garde thread on Sunday.
Also, OP. Never, EVER post someone else's Skype handle. Do you even know what doxxing is?
You make Gardevoir mad.
Other than that, decent OP.
Reaction-chan Approves.
Anonymous
>>23483554 Can you stop posting this image in every thread?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
If you could change ONE thing about Gardevoir's design, what would you change?
Anonymous
>>23483727 I'd make it canon that the dress and top are clothes and could be removable.
Anonymous
Make it look more like a guardian. Also, the surcoat should look like a surcoat.
Anonymous
Blue Man !4Kcneq5Sgk
Anonymous
>fucking a amorphous pokemon that mainly mates with cofagriguses and chandelures
Anonymous
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>>23483772 fuck off, nobody cares
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>23483772 Pretty sure that some ghost pokemons were human.
Anonymous
>>23483839 Why do people save pictures with jpg artifacts
Anonymous
>>23483866 Whats the difference? Seriously, im newfag.
Anonymous
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>>23483871 This isn't something you need a professional eye to spot, just look a bit closer at the image.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>23484115 All the long hair gardevoir's look good but the third one is the best.
Anonymous
>>23483866 Hey now jpg artifacts can have their own charm.
Anonymous
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>>23483475 This is the "pokemon killer's" variation of Gardevoir Anonymous
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>>23484181 Sure they can, if you think being fuzzy and muddy with faded colours has "charm".
Anonymous
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>>23483772 >create potent fap bait creature >realize the potency >hope to avoid the sickos by puting the creature in the amorphous group with ghosts and goo Anonymous
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Why is that Kirlia had such a seductive backsprite backsprite in the first 2 gens it was introduced?
Anonymous
Why is that Kirlia had such a seductive backsprite in the first 2 gens it was introduced?
Anonymous
>>23484375 because you're a pedophile
Anonymous
>>23484381 there was no mention of pedophilia in that post. why are you shitflinging?
Anonymous
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>>23484455 Because you touch yourself at night.
Anonymous
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>>23484381 >implying level = age A Pokemon can be NFE and elderly. It can also be fully-evolved and a toddler.
Anonymous
Gallade, because I typically like dudes better, also his fucking Seto Kaiba tier cape when he megas.
Anonymous
>>23484680 They go well together.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I have no problem with a friday night Gardevoir thread.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
Maybe I'll make a regular Gardevoir version of this... But not sure if I'll do it any time soon.
Anonymous
What is it with this recent outbreak of Gardefags = antigalladefags may-mays?
Anonymous
>>23487024 It's
Neat. Those fingers look really big though.
>>23487070 I've barely seen any hate for Gallade in these threads, and no mention of Gardevoirfags being labelled as Gallade haters.
Is this going on in other threads or something? I try to avoid any Gardevoir related shitposting in other threads.
Anonymous
>>23486788 Banette is pure, she doesn't mingle with filthy species.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23487070 >>23487086 Only issue I have with Gallade is it being male only. Why can't female Kirlia's decide to go physical?
>>23487089 It's just a costume. If it bothers you that much, you can just zip it up and trap her inside it out of spite.
Anonymous
>>23487107 Sexual Dimorphism
Where a man has larger shoulders, and a woman has smaller ones, Gallade has Physical Attack and Gardevior has Special.
Anonymous
>>23487107 I believe that Gallade was meant to be the Male counterpart to Gardevoir, but Gamefreak doesn't have the balls to recton even the smallest of details.
Instead of directly modifying the evolutions of Pokemon, they add in new evolution stones to keep consistency with previous games.
They're even marketed together as a couple in the 'My Dearest' line of merch.
I'm confident that if Game Freak were actually willing to make changes, that female Kirlia would evolve into Gardevoir and male ones would evolve into Gallade.
That said, I actually have nothing against male Gardevoir, that's just what I think was supposed to happen.
Anonymous
>>23487086 >>23487107 I meant within other threads and /vp/ discussions.
For some reason, there are few anons that go around the place and try to paint Gardevoir fanbase as something more nefarious than it is. The aforementioned meme bait is simply something that they bring up more often than usually for that very purpose.
Anonymous
>>23487123 I don't know about the Gallade stuff, but there has been a backlash against Gardevoir threads and fans, and some anons go around and try to bait Gardefags into making a fool of themselves.
It doesn't help that a good amount of gardefags actually keep falling for it.
Anonymous
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>>23487132 Well, shit. Looks like I am kinda adding to the problem myself. A dose of self-policing will take care of that, I guess.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
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>>23487122 I think part of it is that because you can transfer mons from Gen 3 to Gen 4, they'd be allowing Male Gardevoirs into a game that doesn't allow male Kirlia's to evolve into Gardevoir, so they wanted to keep consistency.
Anonymous
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>>23487089 >implying Gardevoir isn't a pure guiltless angel Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23487115 >Sexual Dimorphism Which makes the fact that Gallade is all male and Gardevoir 50/50 all the more retarded.
Anonymous
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>>23487070 I like Gallade. It's been a long time I've seen a Garde fan disliking Gallade,
Anonymous
>>23487348 >Implying there is one correct answer. GameFreak gave us building blocks with a few hints to it and it is up to us to entertain ourselves with the multitude of possible explanations.
Unless one wants to be like Andrew Dobson.
Anonymous
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>>23487465 >Andrew Dobson litterally who
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
Made for my new tumblr.
Anonymous
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>>23488247 Go to Rakkuguy's Deviant profile. He is currently drawing a lot of Gardevoir
O.Cs right now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thread, arise!
Anonymous
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You're going to main it_ , right /vp/?
Anonymous
Apparently in the new mystery dungeon we will have ralts has a new playable character so if that's true would you play has ralts or have her/him has a partner?
Anonymous
>>23489532 >we will have ralts has a new playable character Source?
Also, it depend on what playable Pokemon there is. But I'd just probably make Ralts my partner.
Anonymous
>>23489571 It was from the mystery dungeon thread last night I don't know if its true but it seemed legit.
Anonymous
>>23483475 Get that fedoratipping whiteknight fuck away from my waifu.
Anonymous
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>>23489640 >>23489640 >believing a random anon on /vp/ Anon...
>captcha asks for soup pics >no soup pics Anonymous
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>>23484181 No, they don't.
Anonymous
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>>23489845 >fedoratipping whiteknight fuck Heh.
Anonymous
>>23487634 >not using cropped porn Anonymous
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>>23489845 But they look so cute together...
Anonymous
>>23489961 Man, I have enough porn to push the thread to image limit on crops alone.
I won't though, because I'm too lazy to make any.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23489961 Were is that image from?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23483772 You forgot Muk. It fucks Muk too.
Anonymous
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>>23489845 I didn't know Gardevior liked wearing hat.
Anonymous
>>23490702 Yup. Gardevoir likes ghosts and goo.
Which leads me to the following question: Would you let death strike you down if it meant that Gardevoir would love your ghost?
Anonymous
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>>23490720 In a (missing) heartbeat.
Anonymous
>>23483578 >Stop posting this image Fine, here's a different one.
:) Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23491386 That site. You know, that ONE porn site.
Anonymous
>>23491406 man, do you know how many images of gardevoir e621 has? I need more to go on than that. At least the artist.
Anonymous
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>>23490641 This guy's right.
>>23491768 Search
Gardevoir, sex to narrow it down. It should be in the first 3 pages.
I must warn you,
there's anthro pony shit in the image. I only used it because Gardevoir's face fit the expression and the style was good .
Anonymous
this week in autistic head canon:
Anonymous
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>>23492219 >Cyclops gardevoir Don't care. Would still cuddle with.
Anonymous
>>23492219 It has bendable knees in the 3DS models. While Gardevoir legs are mostly atrophied as they no longer have structural usefulness, they still have 'something' that keeps them in one piece when it moves around.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23492723 >Stained glass-voir Niiiice!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23483554 >>23490731 There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little gardevoir thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” gardevoir guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking gardevoirs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic gardefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be
Anonymous
>>23493889 Nice copypasta.
Anonymous
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>>23493908 >Copypasta >Gardevoir-related Anon, this is clearly original copypasta. Do not steal.
Gotta give him credit though, it was amusingly fitting given the images he responded to Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23493889 And you fell for it by doing that keyboard warrior response.
He's probably sitting there, laughing his ass off at the fact that you not only took the time to respond, but decided to give his picture such a detailed and somewhat hilariously rage-like response.
Anonymous
>>23493930 >Implying that particular copypasta isn't intended to be laughed at. You must be a riot at parties.
Anonymous
>>23493930 I know, right? What a faggot.
By the way...
>>23486788 >>23487024 >>23487900 I really really really like your character.
:) Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
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>>23493947 My first time seeing that copypasta.
I'm dumb, okay?
Anonymous
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>>23493978 Better then the original! More Plox!
>Reaction-chan is faggot Anonymous
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>>23493978 Why anon? Why the fuck would you do that?
Anonymous
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>>23493978 I have no idea why, especially since that's just the same image he's posted twice before except recolored, but that made me kek.
Anonymous
>>23492719 But what is the gown for? To protect the legs from UV radiation or to increase the telekinesis area to make it float?
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
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>>23494133 As a Ralts, their legs and bodies as a whole look like a babygrow (think Maggie from the simpsons).
Evolving into Kirlia causes this to unfold from the legs into the tutu-like shape.
I can only assume that they grow longer when evolving into a Gardevoir just because of its growth, like how it's arms and legs grow longer.
Anonymous
What did you anons name your Gardevoir?
Anonymous
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>>23494476 Kyrie or Elise
>males Gabriel
Michael
Raphael
Anonymous
Anonymous
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494476 First & Second - Hanako
Second - Nagi
Third - Hanako
Current - Petunia
Anonymous
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>>23494476 i've started calling my females Boss,
and my males or gallades Big Boss.
Anonymous
>>23494536 Why do you have a bondage/tied fetish?
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494544 You know, I have no idea.
I've had it as long as I can remember (Been tying up dolls since I was about 4), but I try to make it as least cringe worthy as possible.
I'm fully aware of how DeviantART has painted the fetish community, and how cringe worthy fetishes can be.
It's more of a cute thing for me. I think it's cute.
Anonymous
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494557 Is that your plush?
Trying to find someone with it. I think mine has a defect. The arms are at slightly different heights, by literal millimeters, but enough to bother me.
Anonymous
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>>23494557 Because I'm not a fucking faggot.
Anonymous
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>>23494557 Because I'm not into that stuff.
Anonymous
>>23494565 >literal millimeters >enough to bother me Just can't get that erection unless it's perfect, eh?
Anonymous
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>>23494476 Gardin
I'm not the most creative person ever
Anonymous
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494618 I don't enjoy having a plush I spent £30 on having a symmetry defect.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23494662 >defective >not loving your garde for who it is. You're a sick man...
Anonymous
>>23494565 That picture isn't mine but this one taken just now is.
Anonymous
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494681 Oh... oh no...
I went there. Wow. I'm ashamed...
>>23494685 This is the defect with mine. Does your have this too?
Anonymous
>>23494719 >Sarcastically responding to >>23494681 >Actually responding to >>23494681 at all Are...are you seriously asshurt over a fucking plush?
Anonymous
>>23494719 You be the judge.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494751 Wat?
>>23494761 That perfection... such symmetry.
C-can we trade, anon?
Anonymous
>>23494719 I find it quite hilarious how you rote this
>>23493930 yet you are doing the exact same thing you wrote in said comment - falling for bait (sad part is it doesn't even look like it. It looks like he's just playfully razzing you).
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494780 Yeah, ironic.
Not my finest moment, but I do usually try to keep the peace and encourage people to not respond to bait and just report it. Which is what I tried to do there, not realizing it was a copypasta.
Anonymous
>you catch your Gardevoir masturbating
Anonymous
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>>23494775 Can't help you there. This plush was a gift.
Anonymous
>>23494794 Actually, I was referring to how it looked like you were getting riled over
>>23494681 with how you wrote
>>23494719 I already saw the comment you left realizing it was copypasta, but it was funny how you claimed
>>23493889 was falling for bait when it appears you fell for
>>23494681 which looks like it was intended to be just as playful jab, unless I'm misreading your response as serious when it's actually sarcastic.
Anonymous
>>23494802 Brutally murder it Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23494802 Aid her by using
a boxcutter as a dildo on her.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494810 Oh you're misreading it.
My response to
>>23494681 was semi honest, semi joke.
I mean I did just imply that I'm not entirely pleased with my Gardevoir because of a defect, which wouldn't hold up well with dog lovers if I said the same thing about my dog.
>>23494817 OML I need to remake that. That was my first ever reaction, before I was given this name and was a regular anon.
It's embarrassing...
Anonymous
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>>23494841 I think it looks alright, really.
Anonymous
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>>23494817 >>23494839 Jesus Christ you people...
Keep going Anonymous
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>>23494802 Hand her a few pamphlets on the dangers of masturbation, and then bring her into the church to speak with the priest about it and pray.
Anonymous
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494901 Who?
Who must we burn?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23494947 I don't get it. He's just describing the mega evolution and then going "heh, I don't like it" with that weird accent of his.
He's right about Aerodactyl, but everything else is shit taste.
Anonymous
>>23494901 Don't know why people complain its pretty original oppose to the others.
Anonymous
We need more mother gardevoir.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>23494901 >>23494947 >>23494972 >>23495017 >implying this opinion or sentiment matters GF apparently viewes M-Garde design as a strong enough of a theme to carve M-Gallade into something similar. And it works.
That youtuber likely made that point out of 'lel, waifumon' tier of meme thinking.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23494947 ...
Does he not understand that the POINT of Mega Evolution was to provide a buff to the Pokemon while still keeping its basic design intact for the most part.
It's not a full evolution, like Kirlia to Gardevoir. It's a powered up version of Gardevoir.
All Mega Pokemon look more like their base form than their prevolved form does to them.
Ivysaur to Venusaur looks drastically different, but still similar enough to tell they're related. M-Venu is a Venu with a bigger tree on its back.
Wartortle to Blastoise isn't as drastically different, but theres a big difference in size, ear shape, tail shape and the addition of cannons. M-Blastoise is just Blastoise with Hand Cannons and a mega launcher on its back. No real size difference.
Only Mega to gain any real height upon mega evolving is Mawile, who grows a head (give or take half a head) taller, and even then it looks like a powered up form, not the next stage of evolution.
Complaining that M-Garde isn't different enough to regular Garde makes no damn sense. I'm not watching the whole video, but please tell me Charizard is on this list. Y litrerally just makes it look roughed up and X just changes its colour and gives it spikey wings. Garde changes more than that, especially if shiny.
Anonymous
>>23495054 >but please tell me Charizard is on this list. Y litrerally just makes it look roughed up and X just changes its colour and gives it spikey wings. Garde changes more than that, especially if shiny. No, sadly
He put Mewtwo at #1 Anonymous
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Am I doing it right?
Anonymous
>>23495070 Which one? The headphone one that autists cried themselves over? Or the "I want to be a Gallade so badly" one?
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495070 > Garde is bad cus it didnt change enough > Mewtwo changed a lot in both forms. Is bad wat
Anonymous
>>23495144 The one I'm talking about. The same list put Mewtwo at #1.
>>23495154 There is also THAT one Pokétuber that made a "Top 10 favorite Pokemon" video. He put Gallade at #10, but half of the thing was just insulting and shitting on Gardevoir rather that telling why he like Gallade. Pretty much the disgrace of Gallade fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p7Y--eqfqE He also try so hard to be funny, I fucking hate this retard.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495173 Hmm. I didn't see much bashing.
I was expecting autism levels of bashing, but he literally just said one thing about Gardevoir and that was that it looked like a floating bed sheet. And he's not entirely wrong, what with Gardvoir being in the same egg group as Ghost type pokemon, Amorphous.
I can let this guy off the hook.
Anonymous
>>23495182 I remember he call Gardevoir a "bitch" and using le arrow is better meme against Gardevoir.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495192 Nope. "Bed sheet" is what he said, not "bitch".
Anonymous
>>23495203 Still, do you honestly think a Gallade fan bashing Gardevoir is okay? Gallade wouldn't exist without Gardevoir.
Anonymous
>>23483475 Wait... There's scat of Gardevoir? I don't really want to see it, but that exists?
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495214 Considering I bash Glalie all the time but like Froslass...
I think its fine to dislike one final form of a mon that has a split evolution. Note the fact he's backwards cap wearer. He probably prefers the more violently looking Pokemon over the cuter looking ones.
Anonymous
>>23495214 >Still, do you honestly think a Gallade fan bashing Gardevoir is okay? Is he really a Galladefag? Or is just an assumption?
Anonymous
>>23495277 He does like Gallade.
Anonymous
>>23495258 >>23495277 >>23495289 This isn't right at all. We, as gardevoir fans, must show him the error of his ways.
She demands it!
Anonymous
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>>23495257 >thinking there isn't Anon please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23495311 Do you not see? That person is slandering the good name of gardevoir.
No one should be allowed to do that and get away with it.
Anonymous
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>>23495334 If someone dislikes a Pokemon, but at the same time isn't bothered with others liking it, he is okay in my book.
Anonymous
What the fuck even is this thread? Your a bunch of pedos, what was with that Kirlia shit? She look like a schoolgirl. Have some fucking deezency.
Anonymous
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>>23495389 i lik lolli pussi
Anonymous
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>>23495334 Yo fuck Gardevoir she should never have gotten a mega or secondary typing
Anonymous
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>>23495334 Yo fuck Gardevoir; it should never have gotten a mega or secondary typing.
Anonymous
>>23495389 the true patricians like Ralts
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23495389 >implying level = age A Pokemon can be NFE and elderly, or fully-evolved and a toddler.
Anonymous
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>>23495458 Yes, but if you like Kirlia as a loli then you have a problem.
Anonymous
>>23495453 >444 >Quads Choose one.
Anonymous
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>>23495458 >I swear she said she was level 18, officer! Anonymous
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>>23495478 >111 away from quads doubles trips in quads, is ultimate quads
Anonymous
>>23495458 So what the fuck does Kirlia look like? I saw you make this agruement earlier and is invalid. It looks prepubesent you fucking pedo
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495496 My ex still looks about 12, but she's the same age as me (23). We were together for 5 years and broke up when we were 17 (for anyone who wants to be all "she lied about her age").
You saying I shouldn't be allowed to be in a relationship with her because she looks younger than she is?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23495496 >>23495502 Being attracted to the body of a 12 year old is frowned upon in society.
Anonymous
>>23495496 >implying your can't just give your Kirlia and everstone and have an ageless loli cocksock >implying being attracted to Kirlia is wrong in the first place Anonymous
Postan some fresh from the oven OC.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495520 We were together from ages 12 - 17.
You're really gonna blame me for her physique not changing over 5 (and then an additional 6) years?
Heck, if we go by Sinnoh's folk lore, it wouldn't be abnormal for young teens to enter a relationship with pokemon like Kadabra, Kirlia, Gothorita, etc and maybe even get married but for that Pokemon to not evolve.
Also, Florges. Literally just 20cm taller than Kirlia. Yet would you consider THAT too small or young looking to be attracted too?
Anonymous
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>>23495496 Why won't you just have sex with her Anon? Look at that face. She took all those aphrodisiacs just for you.
Anonymous
>>23495530 I'm not implying shit; I'm outright saying it. Have a conversation and get over these fucking memes.
>>23495541 What the actual fuck are you even talking about? Florges? I'm talking about appearance, not size. Sinnoh folklore? This int Sinnoh, its earth.
Anonymous
>>23495603 >I'm outright saying it And you're fucking retarded moralfag for saying it.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495603 > Be this anon > Meets girl of dreams > Same hobbies > Likes same games > Everything is perfect > Finally meet > She's legal age but looks under > Nope the fuck out of there because you're a moralfag who thinks anyone who looks under age, regardless of actual age, shouldn't be crushed on or thought of in any romantic manner Anonymous
>>23495619 I'm not fucking retarded moralfags, you're fantasizing about fucking kids.
Anonymous
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>>23495665 Calm down anon.
It's just a fictional monster.
Anonymous
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>>23495663 > Be this anon > Meets girl of dreams Nice joke. The ony girl this guy can have grows from his shoulder.
Anonymous
>>23495541 >>23495663 You're completely missing what we're saying here, like you commonly seem to.
Kirlia isn't a loilimon because it's short, it's a lolimon because it looks like a small child. Kirlia is often drawn as a loli, unlike florges who looks mature and is often drawn as such with a big chest.
Sinnoh folklore never mentioned anything about teenaged trainers getting married to pokemon, it merely said that humans and pokemon married eachother. Marriage happens between two fully aged adults in most cases, but even if you want to claim "it's pokemon that doesn't count" the sinnoh folklore doesn't excuse being into loli.
There are also many comments I could make about your dating a 12 year old, but the point i'm trying to say is that "If you liked her BECAUSE she looked like 12, you have a problem". If you like her despite looking underage, you're cutting a fine line, but if you like something becuase of it's young appearance, stop lying to yourself.
This isn't some moralfag bullshit, if you like something because it looks underage, you have a problem.
Anonymous
>>23495663 >be Reaction-chan >love greentexting >fantasizes about fucking imaginary pets who look like kids >draw parallels to to an irl situation that isn't really the same thing at all >haz no deezency >DEEZ NUTZ......... >GOTTEEM Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>23495665 >implying your rage is going to stop me Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495719 Right. Let me help you with reading.
>>23495389 See this? This is someone assuming that everyone here likes Kirlia in a romantic or sexual way because of its age appearance.
Did he ask? No.
He just assumed.
Now let me help you with understanding sexual attraction.
Some people are attracted to maturity. Large breasts, wide hips, puckered lip, tall.
And some people are attracted to the opposite. Flat chest, flat hips, short. And yes, this includes those "loli in appearance but legal in age" people.
Some people are into that. Just like how some people are into GMILFs.
So it's not that weird for people to like Kirlia in that sense.
Now, if they outright admitted to liking under-age Kirlia, we'd have a more solid debate on our hands. One I'd side with you guys on.
And if anyone cares about this, I was not interested in my ex for her appearance, but for her personality, which had changed a lot since we first met and so I ended the relationship. Anonymous
Less arguing, more pretty pictures!
Anonymous
get back to posting Gardevoir, you cunts.
Anonymous
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>>23495812 Yes, that guy unrightfully assumed that, but don't think you're not partly to blame for lashing out like this either. This is the same type of thing that turns these Gardevoir threads into massive shitfights, some idiot makes a dumb post or assumption, and every Gardefag looses their shit over it. Try to pick out things like that, and avoid them instead of trying to start a fight. This is 4chan, you don't need to whiteknight why you like Kirlia, or prove that your interest if pure to the anons here.
I do completely understand that different people have different tastes, which can extend to flatter chests and smaller builds, but there is still a line where that becomes questionable. It's completely fine to like Kirlia, my only problem is when people who are sexually attracted to it as a loli try to cover that up.
It's good to hear that you aren't a pedo, though. Anonymous
>>23495915 Why are voirs always mad or irritated?
Anonymous
>>23495950 Because they can read your thoughts.
Anonymous
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>>23495812 >and if anyone cares about this, wat DEEZ NUTZ...............
GOTTEEM
Anonymous
>>23495872 I would love to do this.
Anonymous
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>>23495965 no wonder that they all dont go insane.
But then again people in the pokemon world are nice people, apart from some that are bat shit insane.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
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>>23495950 Pouty Gardes are cute Gardes
Anonymous
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>>23495977 That's something I would probably do if it were real.
Anonymous
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>>23495950 They haven't had their daily calcium is all.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
>>23495535 Is her hair curling backwards? Or is that more of a style choice?
Anonymous
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Gardevoir looks kind of weird when you look straight at it in all the official stuff I've seen.
Anonymous
>>23495950 >always I remember you asked this in the last thread too. What's with you and asking stupid questions?
Anonymous
>>23496162 Little bit of both. Decided to take a stab at a vanilla OC where the hair doesn't curl up along either side of her face.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
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>>23496284 Pretty cute. Might see if I can sketch something.
Anonymous
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Anyone have a pic of Mega Gardevoir holding Ralts?
Anonymous
GABIDOU GET THE FUCK OFF OF /VP/ YOU UNDERAGE FAG
Anonymous
>>23496193 >I remember you asked this in the last thread too >implying Anonymous
>>23495950 because you think lewdly but not about her
Anonymous
>You will never hold Gardevoir
Anonymous
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>>23495965 >>23496534 >you had always heard the Gardevoir was pokephile bait. But you didn't see your Gardevoir like that. >All she was, as a cute grenhaired pokemon and a loyal friend >After awhile though, you begin to notice how good she looks. >How her hips sway back and forth as she walks >How her gown clings to her pure, white body >After a while it's all you can do to hide the boner you get when she happily bear hugs you and ask to sleep with your at night. >You don't realize that your Gardevoir has been secretly implanting lewd thoughts in your mind. >She told herself she wouldn't do something like that, but she couldn't just sit by and watch other women take you away from her. Anonymous
How do we improve her design?
Anonymous
>>23496675 you know good and damn well how Anonymous
>>23496690 Oppai is shit and so are you.
Anonymous
>>23496717 >unironically liking DigustingFC lel pleb
Anonymous
>>23496724 >DigustingFC literally who
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>>23496735 >Delicious Flat Chest >Disgusting Flat Chest dur hurr hurr hurr
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23496760 There's a difference between liking a smaller sized chest and being attracted to the body of a child.
Anonymous
>>23495041 You guys got the image of a boy calling a gardevoir mom?
Anonymous
>>23496784 The "boy" is wally
Anonymous
>>23496795 Not that one the uncolored art.
Anonymous
>>23496772 Nah there isn't, liking small tits means you're attracted to those that are underdeveloped.
Anonymous
>>23496804 My bad. I don't think I have that picture
Anonymous
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>>23496811 I still like the more mature and developed body build, proper thighs and an hourglass figure, I just prefer a smaller chest. Gardevoir has a very slim and slender appeal, slapping on two giant tits kinda ruins that. More often than not, artists who draw Gardevoir with bigger boobs draw their build as more anthro/humanlike too. I mostly like the canon thin Gardevoir design, making it anthro with big boobs doesn't appeal to me.
Anonymous
>>23496813 Its ok this anon got it
>>23496831 thank you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>23496881 >FunnyMama >Saving third party watermarked images >Saving smaller versions of images Anonymous
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>>23496490 I always see him in these threads. He's the faggot who keeps requesting Shy Guy x Gardevoir shit all the time.
Anonymous
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>>23496892 Yes, especially with this anti-canon design.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23497258 is she training with the macho brace?
Anonymous
>>23496542 How about the other way around?
Anonymous
>>23496675 Make her
naked .
Anonymous
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>>23499904 she already is though
Anonymous
>>23498883 Why is Gallade facepalming? Gardevoir seems confused.
Anonymous
>>23500397 Likely covering his blushing. As a variation of role swap.
Anonymous
>>23500591 What is this meme from in the pic? I keep seeing it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23500628 Cheer up little dude, just fast forward in time
Anonymous
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>>23495722 >be stupid 2000 anon >love greentexting >Love stupid joke that wasn't even funny in the 00 decade. >Is the cancer that is kiling 4chan Excuse us here, but we adults are talking about pokemon related things. I think you can find the door out of here yourself. Good to see you reaction-chan
Anonymous
>mods delete ding shit and passing out bans
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23497489 Looks like a Power Anklet to me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23496525 >implying this wasn't you >>23461946 Anonymous
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>>23501911 >implying that it was in fact me Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23502746 Not for now, just not very active.
Anonymous
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>>23502786 When was the last time we got a greentexte?
Anonymous
>>23501280 I once read a story about a garde and a macho brace
Anonymous
Anonymous
>tfw no qt Gardevoir to help you quit smoking
Anonymous
>>23503652 Pretend that she crys everytime you do ut
Anonymous
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>>23503667 like she'd do that. she's probably force him to smoke so he'd stop complaining
>she holds him down >"take your medicine..." Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23504064 Gardevoir can change her cloths by just teleporting.
How badass is that?
Anonymous
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>>23504075 Unless she can stop time.
Anonymous
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>>23483727 Give her thick child bearing hips
Anonymous
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>>23504075 Not even his steel typing can save him now.
Anonymous
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>>23501232 >Complaining about Titdevoir being deleted. I can only hope you're not being sarcastic...
Anonymous
>>23494476 Lulu, Gardenia, Lumiette, Lubelle
>>23494554 Yeah, when I was browsing your stuff, I was like: "This is very obviously a fetish, but I'm not disgusted or weirded out." So props for that, I guess.
Anonymous
>>23503652 Every time you keep smoking, you're taking time off your life -- time in which people might draw more Gardevoir art. Think of all the art you'll miss out on if you don't stop.
Reaction-chan !v0nj7ub5Lg
Anonymous
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>>23506545 Speaking of which.
Anonymous
>>23506489 she got a load of bad habits from you when she was a kirlia. she probably smokes herself. drinks. looks at chubby male porn and has a daki of you
Anonymous
>>23506442 There are way worse fetishes around.
Anonymous
>>23506998 >your gardevoirs face when you think about your fetish Anonymous
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>>23506982 >chubby male porn wat
Anonymous
>>23507048 What if my fetish is hours of passionate love making and outdoor sex?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23507061 Do they feel uncomfortable if I touch their chest horn?
Anonymous
>>23507441 The crystal heart of the Ralts line is akin to any number of sensitive organs with a psychic element added in. That's where their psychic power comes from.
They would be uncomfortable if a stranger or someone they didn't like touched it, but would feel great amounts of pleasure if touched by someone they trusted or loved.
Anonymous
>>23507487 >uses it horn to project psychic power and be empathic >horny trainer grabs it its like groping someone's eyeball
Anonymous
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>>23507601 Gardevoir_with_amputated_horn_sketch.png
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>>23506982 >You go through your Gardevoirs belongings and find yaoi art of you and your best friend How do you react?
Anonymous
>>23507601 Considering that the mega says it's its heart, I think it's a touch worse than groping an eyeball
Seems like a very shitty evolutionary trait to me though
Anonymous
>>23507743 >"These horns are said to be a physical manifestation of this Pokémon's heart," By heart they probably don't mean it's physical heart, but its metaphorical heart as in its emotions.
Blue Man !4Kcneq5Sgk
>>23507853 I think I like
>>23507487 's idea best. The chest spike IS the heart and the main source of a gardevoir's psychic abilities, rendering it very sensitive to the touch. It's a strong sign of deep trust/love if they let someone touch it, and it could even be something they find pleasurable.
Anonymous
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>>23508339 its like a venus fly trap. will snap shut on anything that touches the middle of it
Anonymous
Blue Man !4Kcneq5Sgk
By the way, I redid my shiny edit of this comic since my original shiny edit was way too fucking dark and looked atrocious. I'm also redoing some of my older edits for the same reason.
Anonymous
>>23509744 Were you the same guy who made this edit on an old thread? I remember it had Greentext but the original pic was a regular ralts, kirlia, gardevoir, and a shiny mega gardevoir.
Blue Man !4Kcneq5Sgk
>>23509890 Yeah, that's the old one I mentioned. I also did pic related for someone who wanted the mega to actually make sense.
Anonymous
>>23509911 makes perfect sense blue. the mega voir is a different gardevoir mackin on the green's voirs trainer
Anonymous
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>>23509890 Now I want to see what this greentext thread is...
Anonymous
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>>23503652 I want to bully Gardevoir and make her cry
Anonymous
>>23483475 >hit bump limit before image limit Wow. What happened?
Anonymous
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>>23510683 Image deletion everywhere
Anonymous
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>>23510683 Sadly, it's been a bit common with these threads lately. A good amount of people don't post images, or post ones that get deleted.
Blue Man !4Kcneq5Sgk
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>>23509923 I hadn't thought of it that way, but I kinda like it better if it stays consistent with it being the trainer's gardevoir as she grows up.
Anonymous
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Going down with the thread, boys.
That Drawfag !!e6ikDmcR/cY
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Maybe the next time I'll get a bit more free time to draw some requests.
Anonymous
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And so goes another thread
