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Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:02:31 No.23490136 View View Reply Original Report

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Your two favorite pokemon are now your mom and dad, how good or bad is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:07:18 No.23490166 Report

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Blastoise Dad
Gyarados Mom
I'm fucking great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:08:08 No.23490171 Report

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dunsparce dad
feraligatr mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:09:12 No.23490179 Report

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Feraligatr Dad
Honchkrow Mom
Well considering my parents are gone and I would probably never be able to speak to them again, pretty bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:09:26 No.23490180 Report

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Bad because you are born a furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:10:48 No.23490189 Report

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Dragonite dad
Arcanine mom

I wonder what them having sex sounds like. anyway, I'm good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:11:30 No.23490194 Report

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>>23490171
>>23490179
You two might want to talk to your parents, I think they're cheating

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:13:02 No.23490211 Report

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>>23490136
>top two favourite pokemon are Starmie and Magneton
>Both genderless

I don't even know who's mommy and who's daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:14:51 No.23490225 Report

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>>23490136
>Florges mom, Ludicolo dad

A Mexican married a girl with a big ass color me surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:15:14 No.23490227 Report

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Volcarona dad and Togekiss mom.

Yaaaay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:17:11 No.23490238 Report

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Greninja dad and Samurott mom.

Alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:18:52 No.23490249 Report

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>swampert dad
He's taught me to be strong. I am /fit/ as fug

>phox mom
She's taught me my mental potential and to see through the lies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:19:01 No.23490250 Report

Quoted By: >>23490312 >>23490325 >>23490353

>both my favourite Pokemon are female only species
Que?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:20:13 No.23490254 Report

Quoted By: >>23490357

>>23490136
Don't they need to be in the same egg group, and wouldn't that make you your mothers species

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:20:43 No.23490263 Report

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>aggron and tyrantrum
HEY SON, LET'S GO EAT A BRIDGE AND SHIT ON SOME CARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:27:34 No.23490312 Report

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>>23490250
hot yuri parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:29:25 No.23490325 Report

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>>23490250
>>23490312

So you got two mommies. Big fuckin deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:29:29 No.23490328 Report

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>>23490312
But who would my dad be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:32:01 No.23490343 Report

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>>23490328
you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:33:17 No.23490353 Report

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>>23490250
>>23490312
>>23490325

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:33:52 No.23490357 Report

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>>23490136

Venusaur dad
Galvantula mom

Pretty great, honestly. Webs around the house'd be a little weird, but I'd be proud to call these my parents.

>>23490254
OP asked for your two favorites. If the logistics are really bothering you, say they adopted you or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:34:17 No.23490371 Report

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>>23490328
Which one's the prince?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:34:47 No.23490378 Report

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>Lampent dad
>Cofagrigus mom

Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:35:09 No.23490385 Report

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Quagsire dad
Hawlucha mom
Sounds like fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:36:22 No.23490396 Report

Quoted By: >>23490416

>>23490371
Latias or Florges, you tell me. Also I never considered the fact that I'm being raised by a Dragon and a Fairy, my shit is going to be fucked up isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:39:24 No.23490414 Report

Quoted By: >>23491595

>Glaceon mom
>Arcanine dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:40:07 No.23490416 Report

Quoted By: >>23490422

>>23490396
>shipping Latias with anyone

Now listen here, fucker. I love cute, lewd 2D lesbians as much as the next man, but I don't give a fuck what /u/ thinks.

Every Latias belongs to her Latios.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:41:32 No.23490422 Report

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>>23490416
OP asked for my two favourite Pokemon, and that's what they are. I don't ship shit, I'm landlocked for I care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:45:12 No.23490449 Report

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>>23490422
Then Florges would be the father. She has a more dangerous and womanly feel while Latias is innocent femininity incarnate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 23:54:47 No.23490526 Report

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>>23490263
literal kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 00:05:15 No.23490608 Report

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>Cacturne dad
>Vanilluxe Mom(s?)
I honestly don't know how to feel about this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 00:10:23 No.23490633 Report

Quoted By: >>23490768 >>23496563

Empoleon dad, Magnezone mom.
I don't know about you, but this is pretty inconceivable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 00:21:49 No.23490706 Report

Quoted By: >>23490792

Heracross: Dad
Scizor: Mom

What.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 00:31:33 No.23490768 Report

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>>23490633
INCONVEIVABLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58LpHBnvsI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 00:34:42 No.23490792 Report

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>>23490706
>Scizor
>feminine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 00:57:12 No.23490915 Report

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Volcarona mom
Greninja dad

They would make the cutest couple

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:01:17 No.23490933 Report

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>Crobat Dad
>Beautifly Mom

Fuck yes, time for flight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:06:19 No.23490960 Report

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Aggron Dad, Sandslash mom. Dad kicks ass, but mom has him whipped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:07:25 No.23490966 Report

Quoted By: >>23490987 >>23491038 >>23491087

I'm just waiting for someone to say Sylveon dad and Absol mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:09:59 No.23490987 Report

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>>23490966
I feel like Gardevoir dad and Machamp mom would work better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:11:50 No.23491007 Report

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My parents would be a lugia mom and a Goodra mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:16:33 No.23491038 Report

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>>23490966
I uh..have something to tell you anon..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:20:46 No.23491073 Report

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>Beheeyem mom and Dusknoir Dad
actually seems rather fitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:22:13 No.23491087 Report

Quoted By: >>23491273 >>23491504

>>23490966
>not hydreigon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 01:53:23 No.23491273 Report

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>>23491087
Cute.

JM:4167 4592 9402

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JM:4167 4592 9402 Sun 24 May 2015 02:15:46 No.23491457 Report

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>Gengar Dad
>Machamp Mom

I got my mom's body, and my dad's look.
The ladies will love me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:20:26 No.23491498 Report

Quoted By: >>23491544

Excadrill Dad
Blaziken Mother

Actually, this is alright, if only they didn't argue so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:21:27 No.23491504 Report

Quoted By: >>23491622

>>23491087
>Hydreigon
>female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:25:32 No.23491526 Report

Quoted By: >>23491591

Meowstic dad
Sylveon mom

No wonder I'm gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:27:59 No.23491544 Report

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>>23491498

>either can OHKO the other, with winner depending on build/weather

Damn son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:31:55 No.23491559 Report

Quoted By: >>23491562 >>23491609

Sylveon Mum
Gengar Dad

Dad's noxious gasses make me hurl and mom's caring nature let's me know this faggot here will be alright.

Nothing is different... huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:32:37 No.23491562 Report

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>>23491559
heheh fart jokes funny!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:34:35 No.23491573 Report

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>>23490136
>Gardevoir mom
>Golurk dad

I fucking love this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:35:41 No.23491575 Report

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>>23491562
eh. the situation presented itself with Gengar, low hanging fruit I know. Couldn't resists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:37:24 No.23491584 Report

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Chespin mom and Feraligatr dad

...

That poor Chespin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:38:49 No.23491591 Report

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>>23491526

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:40:07 No.23491595 Report

Quoted By: >>23496561

>>23490414
He always knows how to make her melt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:44:28 No.23491609 Report

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>>23491559
Also, both my dad and Gengar are dead. So, again, more similarities.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 02:47:36 No.23491622 Report

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>>23491504
>Hydreigon
>not female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 03:07:24 No.23491711 Report

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Ninjask mom and a Breloom dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 03:42:36 No.23491879 Report

Quoted By: >>23491920

Pidgeot mom, Articuno dad. Would this make me a demigod? Also, guess I'm eating birdseed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 03:47:27 No.23491906 Report

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Delphox mom, Absol dad.

I don't think that works out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 03:49:59 No.23491920 Report

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>>23491879
>Demigod
Articuno is Boreas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 04:14:40 No.23491999 Report

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>>23490136
Arcanine:Dad
Gardevoir:Mom
So werewolf's are canon in the pokeverse now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 04:24:13 No.23492031 Report

Quoted By: >>23492043

>Lati parents
YES PLEASE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 04:26:07 No.23492043 Report

Quoted By: >>23492378 >>23493170 >>23495470

>>23492031

>Descending from an incestuous relationship

Eww.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 05:07:39 No.23492182 Report

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>tfw no favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:09:45 No.23492373 Report

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>Dad is Volcarona
>Mom is Mawile

I'm fine with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:11:20 No.23492378 Report

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>>23492043
Like a Greek god, motherfucker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:15:10 No.23492390 Report

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>>23490136
fantastic!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:22:38 No.23492404 Report

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>>23490136
Greninja Mom and Haxorus Dad.
Well, alrighty then.

I think I'm doing good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:33:46 No.23492433 Report

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>>23490136
>Garchomp Dad
>Charizard Mon
I think I will be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:35:41 No.23492438 Report

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>>23490136
Dad is Magneton
Mom is Bulbasaur
Pretty sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:37:39 No.23492443 Report

Quoted By: >>23492447 >>23492448

>don't have favorites
Does this mean that I appeared out of thin air or that I'm an orphan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:39:26 No.23492447 Report

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>>23492443
Arceus made you appear of thin air, just like the Creation Trio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:39:47 No.23492448 Report

Quoted By: >>23492530

>>23492443
>I'll fight you with my two favorites, bring yours!
which two would you bring if you had to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 06:41:02 No.23492452 Report

Quoted By: >>23492555

Caterpie mom
Raichu dad.
Hmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 07:05:02 No.23492522 Report

Quoted By: >>23495140

mew and lilligant

how does mew breed though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 07:06:27 No.23492530 Report

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>>23492448
Kangaskhan and Aegislash are the most "parent-like" that come to mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 07:13:04 No.23492555 Report

Quoted By: >>23492564

>>23492452
Honestly curious... why Caterpie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 07:17:00 No.23492564 Report

Quoted By: >>23492630

>>23492555
When I was young the first episode I watched was the one about caterpie wanting to be a free butterfree. I use to feel like that, just wanted to be free and fly. So that's why I like him. I always catch a caterpie in game and raise it just to release it as a butter free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 07:25:47 No.23492586 Report

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Haunter dad, Mismagius mom

I guess that makes me Batman.

Anonymouse

Anonymouse Sun 24 May 2015 07:31:00 No.23492611 Report

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Lucario dad

Gardevoir mom

Uhh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 07:40:10 No.23492630 Report

Quoted By: >>23493832

>>23492564
made my night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 12:39:36 No.23493170 Report

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>>23492043
>not human

Nice shitpost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 15:53:37 No.23493832 Report

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>>23492630
Glad It did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 16:04:02 No.23493904 Report

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>Parents are Ampharos and Luxray

I hate you people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 20:11:24 No.23495140 Report

Quoted By:

>>23492522
Transform

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 21:15:30 No.23495418 Report

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>torterra dad and avalugg mom
"DON'T WORRY SON, WE'LL PICK YOU UP FROM SCHOOL IN ABOUT TEN HOURS"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 21:21:42 No.23495470 Report

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>>23492043
No one said the two had to be siblings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 21:25:20 No.23495497 Report

Quoted By: >>23496051

>Porygon2 Mom
>Metagross Dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 21:27:28 No.23495507 Report

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>Honchkrow Mom
>Machamp Dad
Nothing wrong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 22:34:37 No.23496051 Report

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>>23495497
I feel sorry for you son
But at least then you could rationalize your time spent on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 23:23:31 No.23496379 Report

Quoted By: >>23496942

>>23490136
>Garvedoir and Zekrom
Don't call me a furry, but I'd fuck my mom and ride my dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 23:57:24 No.23496561 Report

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>>23491595

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 23:57:57 No.23496563 Report

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>>23490633
Underrated post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:07:29 No.23496627 Report

Quoted By: >>23496635 >>23496755 >>23496782

Alabama daddy
Gyarados mommy

My mom's a bitch... I even already had her contact pic in my phone as a red Gyarados haha oddly coincidental

Pic unrelated, just nifty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:08:52 No.23496635 Report

Quoted By: >>23496733

>>23496627
Alakazam*
Autocorrect.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:12:10 No.23496656 Report

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>>23490608
You should feel good because you have great taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:14:31 No.23496667 Report

Quoted By: >>23496744

>Gliscor mom
>Staraptor dad

Dad's always squawking at me to be braver and mom keeps insisting I take my substitute doll everywhere. How these two got married in the first place is beyond me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:16:53 No.23496688 Report

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Manectric mom
Honchkrow dad

No wonder they split up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:27:28 No.23496733 Report

Quoted By: >>23496759

>>23496635
No your dad is Alabama and you have to fucking put up with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:28:37 No.23496744 Report

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>>23496667
My sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:29:39 No.23496755 Report

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>>23496627
>Alabama daddy
is this some new sex position

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:30:07 No.23496759 Report

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>>23496733
No!! I'll never accept him for who he is!! It's not natural and it's ruining the family values of this country!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:32:20 No.23496782 Report

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>>23496627
I'm guessing your daddy Don't Wanna Fight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-5OX7CO26c

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:40:48 No.23496845 Report

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Salamence mom
Garchomp dad

...I'm in Ubers and I can Mega Evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:45:01 No.23496864 Report

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>>23490136
>Jolteon Dad
>Bayleef Mom
...where do babies come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 00:58:06 No.23496942 Report

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>>23496379
I have no idea how to feel about this.

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