>>23506712The only way that this could possibly be any more fake is if it were drawn in crayon and written in Arabic.
>>23507027>im-fucking-plyingSalamence dared to dream so FUCKING hard that they seeped into its DNA and reshaped its cellular structure. It's only logical that it'd find a way to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.
Did Flygon ever have any goals, huh? Did it ever aspire to be something greater? Did it EVER indicate that it wanted to be anything more than a sand-spitting bug in the middle of a desert?
HELL.
FUCKING.
NO.
Who the FUCK are you to say what does and does not deserve a Mega Evolution? Flygon doesn't even manage to boost its power over the course of its regular evolutions; all it managed to do was end up BACK THE FUCK WHERE IT STARTED.