>>23535644Are you high? That motherfucker is the most stalwart paperweight you've ever seen in your goddamn life.
Your papers will NEVER. MOVE. AGAIN. Fuck. Pineco will guard that shit with its fucking LIFE, all day long.
You wanna know what happens to motherfuckers that want to rustle your papers while this little bagworm bastard is on the job? As soon as they walk in the room, they get ANALY FISTED by rocks, spikes, and they get motherfucking POISONED.
Your office doorway will be filled with the goatse'd corpses of would-be paper defilers.
