I remember when there were only 150 of you. Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew, but I digress I guess I spent the best years of my little life Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives.
And I miss the Pokemon Center... I miss it's music too
The way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water.. xD
Pokemon, what happened to you?

In the old days, you only got one form of every kind. I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try!
But now you've shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs
I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for sex!

I miss the cycling road, don't you know? I miss the music too..
And I can't believe you used to be in Black and White
Pokemon, what happened to you?

Now Legendary means nothing to me, because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty! I only want three choices for my Eevee!
I DON'T WANT A RIVAL IF HIS NAME IS NOT GARY!

And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon..
I don't know

I MISS HOLDING DOWN THE B BUTTON CAUSE I THOUGHT IT MADE IT EASIER
I MISS SURFING TP THE TRUCK AND USING STRENGHT TO TRY AND MOVE IT
I MISS WATCHING MY CHARMANDER EVOLVE INTO A CHARMELEON

I WON'T ACCEPT YOUR LEAF GREEN...........
THEY'LL ALWAYS BE RED AND BLUE TO ME

Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown
The spelled the words "We're sorry" on behalf of Nintendo
"We don't get Poffins either, and Super Contests are so-so. And the Pokedex was fine, it didn't need a radio"

I miss the Team Rocket hideout ....And I miss the music too....

What are shinies if they're so impossible to find?

Pokemon, what happened to you?

...........And I'll never again experience that joy of mine.. because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi *shows everyone a DS Lite*