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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 04:58:46 No.23582906 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23583027 >>23583076 >>23583179 >>23583430 >>23583434

Guys, I have a confession to make...

I fucked my Braixen on the bed in Parfum Palace! Then I wiped my dick on the sheets.

I hope none of you rested in the bed to heal your pokemon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:06:20 No.23582940 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:23:54 No.23583007 Report

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fennekin thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:27:37 No.23583027 Report

Quoted By: >>23583065

>>23582906

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:36:50 No.23583065 Report

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>>23583027
This bitch knows how fabulous she is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:39:19 No.23583076 Report

Quoted By: >>23583082 >>23583087

>>23582906
Did you let your Braixen wipe his dick off the sheets too? Or did you let him use your prolapsed anus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:40:21 No.23583082 Report

Quoted By: >>23583088 >>23583396

>>23583076
It's a girl braxien.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:40:58 No.23583087 Report

Quoted By: >>23583096 >>23583396

>>23583076
OP's Braixen is a female, moron.

Or are you one of the new applicants for Slugfucker's replacement? In that case, we'll file you in with the others in just a moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:41:17 No.23583088 Report

Quoted By: >>23583098

>>23583082
It has a dick, so it would be considered male. This isn't tumblr, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:41:20 No.23583089 Report

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>Not fucking your Binacle instead
The thing gives awesome handjobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:42:17 No.23583096 Report

Quoted By: >>23583126

>>23583087
Stop defending yourself, Anon. It's okay to be homosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:42:23 No.23583098 Report

Quoted By: >>23583101 >>23583396

>>23583088
No she doesn't... I checked. With my mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:43:21 No.23583101 Report

Quoted By: >>23583109 >>23583114 >>23583126

>>23583098
You must have confused his penis for a feminine penis. It's still male, regardless of what /d/ believes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:44:47 No.23583109 Report

Quoted By: >>23583396

>>23583101
But it's a girl. Stop being gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:45:43 No.23583114 Report

Quoted By: >>23583116 >>23583123 >>23583396

>>23583101
You're the one who confused her vagina for a masculine vagina. It's still female, regardless of what tumblr believes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:46:46 No.23583116 Report

Quoted By: >>23583126

>>23583114
A penis is a penis. Along with that set of foxy balls. Which have been drained directly into your asshole. Maybe your asshole thinks it's a vagina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:47:37 No.23583123 Report

Quoted By: >>23583129

>>23583114
You guys are driving me nuts...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:47:56 No.23583126 Report

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>>23583096
>>23583101
>>23583116
So you ARE one of the new applicants for Slugfucker's replacement! Great! Your job interview will be in twelve hours. So that's 10:47 AM PST. Be ready by then, anon, because there are plenty of others out there who want this job for themselves!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:48:29 No.23583129 Report

Quoted By: >>23583144

>>23583123
It's that Anon's fault for driving his Braixen's nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:50:49 No.23583144 Report

Quoted By: >>23583149 >>23583396

>>23583129
It's a girl!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:51:43 No.23583149 Report

Quoted By: >>23583164

>>23583144
I think you're one of the few people who took the word boypussy too literally. It's just a guy's asshole, it's not literally a vagina.

There's still a set of balls and a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:53:52 No.23583164 Report

Quoted By: >>23583170 >>23583396

>>23583149
You gigantic faggot...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:54:46 No.23583170 Report

Quoted By: >>23583176 >>23583177

>>23583164
Do I look like a white screen to you? Because you sure are projecting on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:56:36 No.23583176 Report

Quoted By: >>23583187 >>23583396

>>23583170
You're the one projecting.

You know how much you wish you were in the place of OP's Braixen and you know it'll never happen, so you just imagine her as male so you could imagine "him" as yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:56:37 No.23583177 Report

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>>23583170
Stop sucking so many dicks. I can't understand you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:56:59 No.23583179 Report

Quoted By: >>23583186

>>23582906
I hope nobody saw you. In Kalos, pokephilia is a crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:58:43 No.23583186 Report

Quoted By: >>23583250

>>23583179
It is? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 05:59:23 No.23583187 Report

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>>23583176
Why would I want OP to fuck me? He probably has some sort of Pokemon AIDS that he got when his Braixen filled his asshole without using a condom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:03:36 No.23583203 Report

Quoted By: >>23583208 >>23583211

I thought you did it in the Shabboneau castle like what you said yesterday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:04:15 No.23583208 Report

Quoted By: >>23583225

>>23583203
This Anon's letting his Braixen molest his asshole everywhere, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:05:37 No.23583211 Report

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>>23583203
I think I got confused. Parfum Palace is the one with the bed in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:10:03 No.23583225 Report

Quoted By: >>23583230 >>23583256 >>23583396

>>23583208
>his
That Original Poster is a female, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:11:31 No.23583230 Report

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>>23583225
Still has a dick. Don't listen what /d/ says, a dick on anything is still gay as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:18:43 No.23583250 Report

Quoted By: >>23583263 >>23583264 >>23583303

>>23583186
Ethical things, maybe because most of them cannot consent clearly.
They're not as liberal as Sinnoh in that way, so if you love your Braixen, you should go to live there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:19:12 No.23583256 Report

Quoted By: >>23583267 >>23583271 >>23583396

>>23583225
Girls don't have sex with pokemon. That'd be gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:20:09 No.23583263 Report

Quoted By: >>23583275 >>23583286

>>23583250
I don't think gay marriage is legal in Sinnoh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:20:28 No.23583264 Report

Quoted By: >>23583272

>>23583250
ARCEUS HATES POKEFUCKERS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:22:04 No.23583267 Report

Quoted By: >>23583274

>>23583256
They do anon.
I know I would

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:24:16 No.23583271 Report

Quoted By: >>23583275 >>23583332

>>23583256
The hell with it, we'll start your job interview now! All you have to do is answer a few simple questions:
>Which Pokemon do you think has an inaccurate in-game gender ratio?
>What should said gender ratio be?
>How far are you willing to go to claim your opinion as fact?
>Are you willing to use images that would get the average anon banned and spend thousands on proxies just for this one thing?
>Are you willing to spread your beliefs as far on the Internet as possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:24:28 No.23583272 Report

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>>23583264

Someone post that hot screencap of a short fanfic where a guy describes his sexual experience with Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:24:52 No.23583274 Report

Quoted By: >>23583299

>>23583267
...Which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:25:17 No.23583275 Report

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>>23583271
Wait, this was for >>23583263

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:28:37 No.23583286 Report

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>>23583263
I don't know info regarding same-gender marriage in Sinnoh, but I'm sure Kalos is pioneer in that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:32:30 No.23583296 Report

Quoted By: >>23583385

OP here, this thread was all a ruse. I never fucked my Braixen anywhere in Kalos.

I did, however, make love to your mom in Sinnoh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:33:07 No.23583299 Report

Quoted By: >>23583314 >>23583337 >>23583353

>>23583274
Gallade and/or Alakazam and then some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:33:50 No.23583303 Report

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>>23583250
I thought most of them could consent

What with the being able to kill a human in under a second

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:37:20 No.23583314 Report

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>>23583299
excuse me a moment...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:38:49 No.23583324 Report

Quoted By: >>23583396

4chan is so weirdly intolerant at times.
Since when is being a furfag more cool than being gay? You're all equally degenerates that will equally burn in hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:41:34 No.23583332 Report

Quoted By: >>23583341

>>23583271
I had a whole response and everything but I still can't figure out why the fuck the site thinks it's spam so have a screencap instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:42:57 No.23583337 Report

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>>23583299
Eh, Abra seems like a better fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:44:36 No.23583341 Report

Quoted By: >>23583357 >>23583365

>>23583332
You can't say that gooey pokemon and "female" in the same post, because of a notorious spammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:48:17 No.23583353 Report

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>>23583299
Ala's an interesting choice, I reckon.
Is it because he's so intelligent or do you have a thing for moustache rides?
>probopass.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:48:59 No.23583357 Report

Quoted By: >>23583364

>>23583341
dude, that is the best thing I've heard all day. When did this happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:51:14 No.23583364 Report

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>>23583357
Not sure.

But it's why he is al-ways t ypinglike t-his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:51:47 No.23583365 Report

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>>23583341
Oh geeze, seriously?

Just tried it. Even mildly altering it doesn't work

Goo dra not fe male however does work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 06:59:11 No.23583385 Report

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>>23583296
you jerk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:02:19 No.23583396 Report

Quoted By: >>23583405

>>23583082
>>23583087
>>23583098
>>23583109
>>23583114
>>23583144
>>23583164
>>23583176
>>23583225
>>23583256
>>23583324
>>>/f/acebook
>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:05:38 No.23583405 Report

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>>23583396
you're so cool pretending to not be a normie by going with what you think is the 4chan "norm" of a response

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:17:50 No.23583430 Report

Quoted By: >>23583462

>>23582906
daily reminder that braixen evolves into >delphox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:19:15 No.23583434 Report

Quoted By: >>23583446 >>23583464

>>23582906
daily reminder that braixen evolves into
>delphox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:22:00 No.23583446 Report

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>>23583434
Daily reminder that you're a faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:27:47 No.23583462 Report

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>>23583430
Sexy bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 07:28:55 No.23583464 Report

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>>23583434
daily reminder that
>braixen doesn't evolve into ninetales

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jun 2015 08:16:53 No.23583551 Report

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Did any of you sleep in the bed?

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