My name is Roxle.
I used to be a spectator, until:
>New Champ
>ME OR DOGARS

When you're a champ, you've got nothing. No hazards, no landorus, no hope in hell. You're stuck with whatever 6 pokemon the anons decide to dump you with.
>Rhyperior
>FEMALE roserade
Yyyou do how many battles you want. You rely on anyone in the chat who's still talking to you you.
A baneposter.
>Bane?
An oldfag who used to call you out whenever you stroke.
>CHAMP YOU FUCKING SHITTER IMPEACH WHEN
Friends too.
>Champ post feet
...If you're desperate.
>People need you to git gud, Roxle.
And a down and out shitposter you met along the way.
>>Weavile used Ice Shard!
>WOW TAKING DOWN M-SALAMENCE IS THAT EASY
Bottom line?

As long as you're champ, you're not going anywhere.

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