Ok guys I came up with a great idea. ITT: We replace every name of a Pokemon or character with "Sephiroth". For example:

In Pokemon X you are first greeted by a professor named Sephiroth, who lets you choose between three Pokemon, Sephiroth, Sephiroth, and Sephiroth. Later you meet your rival Sephiroth, and your other rival, Sephiroth.