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NORMIE GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT Tue 09 Jun 2015 09:52:14 No.23597792 View View Reply Original Report

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FUCKING NORMES YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, GET OUT, GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 09:57:22 No.23597809 Report

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Take your shitty meme back to >>>/r9k/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:11:06 No.23597845 Report

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mfw all normies left

the creeping feel of loneliness is back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:14:00 No.23597854 Report

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>>23597792
>m-muh secret club!
You are so cool anon, i wish i could be a kissless virgin with no friends just like you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:16:42 No.23597863 Report

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>>23597854
Fuck off, idiot.

God what a dumbass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:18:35 No.23597873 Report

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>>23597792
>NORMES

Get out, normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:21:39 No.23597881 Report

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>Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:22:56 No.23597885 Report

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Is he a friend or a foe, /vp/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:25:04 No.23597894 Report

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>>23597863
Adachi, is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:41:35 No.23597946 Report

Quoted By: >>23597951

Anon made his way through the hallways of the building, his extreme physical weight made it difficult for him to navigate properly over the plank floor, which was covered wall to wall in a carpet that had long ago become invisible due to the many layers of stain, junk and mold which kept being shedded by Anon throughout his daily routine.

Soon enough, anon was standing in the doorframe leading to the beloved room he had longed for all day. Anon’s mother muttered something, but Anon did not listen and promptly told her to fuck off as he entered the room and slammed the door shut.

The door, a mahogany brown in colour, had many holes in it, all of which had been made by blunt force exerted by Anon himself in his many fits of rage, the newest one was made yesterday, when someone Anon had never met before from a faraway place had told Anon something cruel over the internet. Memories raced through Anon’s head, as he stared at the relatively fresh indent.

“Fucking douche” Anon said with his shaky voice, then, anon coughed as his throat was filled with slime after a long day of not uttering a single word.

Anon decided to ignore the collateral damage on the wooden door and trot further into his dwelling, this was his sanctuary, Anon had grown up here, spent his childhood here, and now, as a fully grown human being, he was living here, anon kicked a cardboard box labeled “Amazon” to the side, as it was obstructing his path, metal containers could be heard falling down on the floor as Anon walked all the way over to his office chair, which he has received long ago, on his 13th birthday, it used to be gloriously navy in colour, but that had long since faded to an off-grey with a slight icy tint to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:42:36 No.23597950 Report

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Anon turned the chair around and sat down, but suddenly, Anon felt a sudden sharp pain in his buttocks, “Ow shit!” said anon as he quickly retreated to a standing position, he realised he had sat right down on his favourite Rainbow Dash figurine. Its make was of the kind that could only be obtained in McDonalds restaurants around the era of 2012, he had taken extensive care of it since the day he first got it, and had loved it ever since.

Panicked over the thought that his toy was broken, he quickly scanned for damage. Other than the hole he had bored himself right under the tail area, the figurine was in okay condition, relieved, he placed the figurine on the desk and prepared to turn on his computer, although his action was interrupted as Anon realised something else was preventing his comfort.

Anon reached into the back pocket of his black size XL pair of sweatpants, which he had been wearing constantly for longer than he could recall, and pulled out the offending object

The device in question was an N3DS, black in colour, with a limited-edition Super Mario themed pattern on it, the headlights was blinking, indicating that the device was not turned off, but merely in sleep mode. Anon opened the lid of the console and was met with the warm sight of his waif, Gardevoir, welcoming him back in Pokémon amie, anon reached into the socket on the right side of the device to pull out the stylus, only to remember that it was gone. With no better alternative, Anon pointed his thick, sticky finger and used his fingernail, which was chippy but still very long, to caress his waifu’s elegant blue bobcut, Anon remembered how he had spent exactly two weeks and four days attempting to hatch her from an egg, female, shiny, with 0IVs in attack and 31IVs in all other stats, by most standards, the gardevoir he was grooming is a perfect example of her species in every way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:42:38 No.23597951 Report

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>>23597946
top write

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:43:45 No.23597953 Report

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Pepe is a normie-tier meme now anon, it's over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:44:04 No.23597954 Report

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Abruptly getting bored, Anon forcefully clamped the lid shut and put the N3DS away, right next to the pony figurine, and pressed the power button on his state-of-the art personal computer, which he had bought recently with all his saved up allowance.

The familiar welcome note played as the computer’s cooling system activated, the faint sound of two fans spinning rapidly could be heard as the Linux operative system booted up.

Before he knew it, Anon was operating his desktop once more, taking no time to admire the background image of a proactive humanoid pony of unnatural colouring, anon grabbed his mouse with a large, greasy hand and moved the cursor past the folder titled “xxx” and the World of Warcraft icon to hover over the Google chrome web browser and clicked it two times in rapid succession.

Instantaneously, a white box filled his entire screen as his internet took a few seconds to load his homepage, e621.org, anon quickly moved the cursor to the address bar, which became empty the instant he clicked it.

Anon pressed the “4” button on the top left of his keyboard, the intelligent web browser already knew which site he was intending to visit and filled out the rest of the URL for him, “boards.4chan.org/vp/”. With his thick little finger, Anon hit enter.

Anon used the little wheel located in the centre of his computer mouse to scroll down the main page, there were many other people using this site on the same time as him.The interface encouraged users to communicate with each other, but Anon was planning to partake in a practice known by on-site lingo as “shitposting”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:45:26 No.23597958 Report

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His gleeful anticipation was instantly interrupted as he saw the first thread, an anonymous poster was expressing his hatred towards a vocal minority on the site, the “normies”.

To Anon’s horror, the damage had already been done, the thread was filled with depictions of a cartoon frog with an angry or smug expression on its face, Anon felt triggered, and cold sweat erupted from Anon’s skin like a myriad of fountains, Anon corrected his fedora on his head so he could see properly, cracked his knuckles through his fingerless leather gloves and started typing on his keyboard with outstanding dexterity and agility.

“>m-muh secret club!
You are so cool anon, i wish i could be a kisses virgin with no friends just like you!” Anon wrote, anon looked over his writing for a few moments before checking off 3 pictures of sushi and sashimi so he could bypass the captcha test and hit the post button.

Anon was starting to have a nervous breakdown, he clicked the refresh button over and over again, until another poster had replied to his post, but anon’s already over encumbered heart skipped a beat as he saw the reply!

“Fuck off, idiot.

God what a dumbass” the other poster had told him.

Adrenaline pumped through Anon’s blood, enhancing his strength as if he was preparing for a fight and caused him to shake uncontrollably, Anon drew a breath as he clicked the “upload file” button, he scrolled through the folder where he kept all the files he downloaded, after going through dozens of my little pony jpegs with fetishes so twisted and disturbed they must not be mentioned, he arrived at the desired file, a png image file depicting an anime man with an unusual expression on his face, with the caption “stupid bitch”

Anon smiled, all his previous anxiety had vanished as morning dew in the sun, “that will show’em” Anon said audibly as he clicked the post button with vigour and confidence.

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