Behold. This is the glorious bird of endless bravery and power. You will respect it. The bird could put an end to your miserable life with nothing but a meager flap of its mighty wings, but the bird is merciful beyond your mortal understanding.
The bird has decided to spare you, and, though such a thing is beneath its majesty, has decided to fight for you. Do not bother asking why. The bird's wisdom is ancient beyond all others, and lowly beings such as yourself are in no position to question its motives.
You will direct the bird's divine might in battle. Your feeble mind, in its ignorance, fails to even start grasping the honor that is being done unto you, but no matter. Your enemies shall tremble and be vanquished, unable to rival the bird's omnipotence.

This priceless gift will be bestowed upon you, that you may have a taste of the bird's infinite glory. Will you accept the bird's generous gift?