I really fucking hate this bird. It takes no skill to use, all you have to do is press a fucking button and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a bird that instantly destroys anything you want at the press of a fucking button? The fuck is that?

The design is shit too, it's literally just a falcon that was raped by GF and then painted to look edgy or something. If you like it, well, you can go shove a grenade up your ass. Then you'll fly everywhere, almost as fast as your AIDS bird.

No seriously, FUCK THIS BIRD! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not brave. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.

Fuck you.