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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:08:24 No.24530036 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24530057 >>24530063 >>24530074 >>24530079 >>24530101 >>24530616 >>24530640 >>24530645 >>24530701

So I'm drunk as fuck right now and i just made out with my mega Mawile plush. How far into the deep end did I go Just now? Is there any hope for me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:15:30 No.24530048 Report

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no.

maybe?

What did you think it was while you were making out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:16:16 No.24530050 Report

Quoted By: >>24530061

You're drunk. According to feminism you were raped by your plush, you couldn't have possibly consented thanks to being intoxicated. No need to worry anon, you're in the clear!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:22:47 No.24530056 Report

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just off yourself tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:24:00 No.24530057 Report

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>>24530036

Forget asking about any remaining hope. Which mouth did you make out with?

Don't leave out the fucking details anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:26:42 No.24530061 Report

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>>24530050
>feminism
>trustworthy
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:27:17 No.24530063 Report

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>>24530036
At least you didn't fuck it.

OP Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:30:18 No.24530070 Report

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>>24530057
The front one? The one with the actual face. I don't know what came over me. I just couldn't help myself.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:37:37 No.24530074 Report

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>>24530036
your girlfriend will find out
your spouse will find out
your coworkers will find out
your friends will find out
your mom will find out

everyone will know about this. You made out with a plushie of a fictional animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:39:34 No.24530078 Report

Quoted By: >>24530086

>>24530074
>Mawile
>animal

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:39:37 No.24530079 Report

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>>24530036

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:42:22 No.24530086 Report

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>>24530078
>retarded

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:43:23 No.24530095 Report

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>>24530086
oh fuck this is the best chuckle i've had on /vp/ in a long time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:44:39 No.24530096 Report

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making out with a plushie is more questionable than the fact that it's mega mawile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:48:27 No.24530101 Report

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>>24530036
>megas dont exist outside of battle

You was in the middle of a fucking battle and you couldnt wait for the end to stick your tounge down its throat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:54:17 No.24530113 Report

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>24530070

You done fucked up anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:57:17 No.24530118 Report

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>>24530113

Fucking hell.

Now I done fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:59:51 No.24530123 Report

Quoted By: >>24530128 >>24530129 >>24530692

well, if it makes you feel better the other day I started to play with a stray cat that had followed me into my yard that I got a boner and ended up masturbating and cumming on the cat.
twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:02:54 No.24530128 Report

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>>24530123
Greentext pls

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:03:01 No.24530129 Report

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>>24530123
this is the kind of shit that'll get this board taken down one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:04:50 No.24530136 Report

Quoted By: >>24530206

>>24530113
>manually quoting
newfrog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:05:16 No.24530137 Report

Quoted By: >>24530143 >>24530145

>>24530129
>not fapping to animal porn vids regularly
>being this casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:07:25 No.24530143 Report

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>>24530137
>>>/b/
>>>/fur/
>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:10:39 No.24530145 Report

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>>24530137
/illegal/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:12:06 No.24530149 Report

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>>24530145
>illegal
not in here :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:13:10 No.24530153 Report

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>>24530149
Reported
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:15:09 No.24530157 Report

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>>24530153
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
:^)

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:32:22 No.24530206 Report

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>>24530136

>Using words like Newfrog when seeing a post.
>Didn't even give himself a moment to look at the post directly under it.

Must feel nice trying this hard to find even the slightest bits of mistakes on here in return for a rare moment of self satisfaction, do you Anon?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:18:24 No.24530402 Report

Quoted By: >>24530436

This thread needs to be taken down...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:36:21 No.24530435 Report

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>>24530096
this
if you made out with a barbie doll, you would still be a degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:36:48 No.24530436 Report

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>>24530402
Nice meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 12:53:36 No.24530616 Report

Quoted By: >>24530916

>>24530036
Oh god,OP.Which mouth?

WHICH MOUTH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 12:58:11 No.24530627 Report

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deephentai.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:01:46 No.24530640 Report

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>>24530036
I did the same thing you did before, OP.

Except that I was not drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:03:06 No.24530645 Report

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>>24530036
Everyone's made out with a doll at least once. It's not a big deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:27:59 No.24530692 Report

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>>24530123
the cat just sat there and let you unload on it?
twice??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:30:31 No.24530701 Report

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>>24530036
Oh c'mon, you are fucking drunk right now. You feel much better later.>>24530036

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:50:06 No.24530916 Report

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>>24530616
>>24530070

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