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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:15:18 No.24537589 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24537625 >>24537635 >>24537715 >>24537719 >>24537852 >>24537863 >>24538891 >>24539225 >>24539396 >>24541168 >>24546944

What do you think of trainers taking their Pokemon on dates?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:22:17 No.24537625 Report

Quoted By: >>24537635

>>24537589
Why does this motherfucker look like Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:23:28 No.24537629 Report

Quoted By: >>24537642 >>24537664 >>24537798

It shouldn't be something normal people have to tolerate. Who wants the table next to a furfag taking his pet fox out for dinner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:24:07 No.24537635 Report

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>>24537589
It's cute. Id do it mys-
>>24537625
Oh fuck you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:25:26 No.24537642 Report

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>>24537629
me :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:31:35 No.24537664 Report

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>>24537629
If the fox has proper manners, I'd see no issue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:32:37 No.24537667 Report

Quoted By: >>24537669

Fucking heretical, the 'mom and the owner should be forced to drink a glass of Dip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:33:14 No.24537669 Report

Quoted By: >>24537683 >>24537686

>>24537667
Why the mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:35:47 No.24537683 Report

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>>24537669

It's supposed to say 'mon, fuck my phone's autocorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:36:15 No.24537686 Report

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>>24537669
For raising a degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:41:00 No.24537715 Report

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>>24537589
Why do you keep spamming the board with these pokephilia threads?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:41:13 No.24537719 Report

Quoted By: >>24537787

>>24537589
No problem at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:46:17 No.24537743 Report

Quoted By: >>24537750

>>24537715
Hello newfriend, I present you the filters and hiding feature.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:47:17 No.24537747 Report

Quoted By: >>24537757 >>24537760 >>24537777 >>24537780 >>24537781 >>24537795 >>24539302 >>24541109 >>24546842 >>24547849

as long as its platonic... I'd be alright with it

i'd treat my serperior like a princess like a queen and nuzzle her softly at night.

and when that time of the year came around, I'd set her up with a hunky serperior fuck buddy because thats something for her to experience with her own kind and i'm not a fuckin pervert who wants to use her like a fucking fleshlight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:48:03 No.24537750 Report

Quoted By: >>24537780 >>24537796

>>24537743
I am just curious, what are you trying to achieve?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:49:47 No.24537757 Report

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>>24537747
Wow man the autism really hurt your head

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:50:19 No.24537760 Report

Quoted By: >>24537791

>>24537747
And if is Serperior who is the degenerate, not you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:51:12 No.24537777 Report

Quoted By: >>24539351 >>24541043 >>24546846

>>24537747
>being a pokecuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:51:39 No.24537780 Report

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>>24537747
My snek nigga.

>>24537750
I'm not the OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:51:45 No.24537781 Report

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>>24537747
hello anthony burch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:53:11 No.24537787 Report

Quoted By: >>24537825

>>24537719
Long ago, two races ruled over the Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters below themselves with a magic spell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:53:55 No.24537791 Report

Quoted By: >>24537813

>>24537760

I'd take her to a specialist for therapy because mating outside her species is dangerous and I want her to be safe and healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:54:28 No.24537795 Report

Quoted By: >>24537804

>>24537747
>cucking yourself in your own fantasy
Damn nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:54:40 No.24537796 Report

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>>24537750
A better question you should be asking is what are you trying to achieve

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:55:18 No.24537798 Report

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>>24537629
In real life we don't have sapient, anthropomorphic fox monsters. I'm sure it would be a little less out of the ordinary in a world filled with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:56:12 No.24537804 Report

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>>24537795

Its not cucking when the person involved wasn't even a physically viable sex partner in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:56:20 No.24537805 Report

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inb4 thread deleted because janny gets triggered by xenophilia even when there's no lewds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:58:00 No.24537813 Report

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>>24537791
Even if she has eyes only for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:59:59 No.24537825 Report

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>>24537787
And then you gottttt dunked on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:05:55 No.24537852 Report

Quoted By: >>24537860 >>24538693

>>24537589
I think furfags should leave already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:07:17 No.24537860 Report

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>>24537852
ain't happening soon :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:07:54 No.24537863 Report

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>>24537589
>Healthcode regulations don't exist in the Pokemon world
Get that filthy animal away from my food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:09:05 No.24537870 Report

Quoted By: >>24537948

>implying that you could have a conversation with a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:20:31 No.24537948 Report

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>>24537870
What does that have to do with this thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:41:18 No.24538658 Report

Quoted By: >>24538873

Just dates?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:47:32 No.24538693 Report

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>>24537852
I got here first, you leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:24:50 No.24538873 Report

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>>24538658
glad to see that someone else finds kadabra worth cuddling and more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:28:47 No.24538891 Report

Quoted By: >>24538902 >>24538905 >>24538918 >>24539056

>>24537589
Why date something that's furry, ugly, and lays eggs when you could date something that's cute, has a personality, is the same species, and can get pregnant like pic related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:30:04 No.24538902 Report

Quoted By: >>24538911

>>24538891
So nothing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:31:30 No.24538905 Report

Quoted By: >>24538911 >>24538938

>>24538891
>pic doesn't upload
>really nigga?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:32:31 No.24538911 Report

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>>24538902
See >>24538905
My fucking phone had an autism attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:34:09 No.24538918 Report

Quoted By: >>24538945 >>24538967

>>24538891
>can get pregnant
>wanting children

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:37:31 No.24538938 Report

Quoted By: >>24538945 >>24538950

>>24538905
so you're implying pedophilia is better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:39:44 No.24538945 Report

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>>24538918
>child
>is technically a teenager
>not even noticing her knockers

>>24538938
*insert sarcasm* It's better than bestiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:40:56 No.24538950 Report

Quoted By: >>24538964

>>24538938
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:44:56 No.24538964 Report

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>>24538950
well at least you're honest with yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:45:31 No.24538967 Report

Quoted By: >>24538975

>>24538918
I would make an egg with my pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:47:42 No.24538975 Report

Quoted By: >>24539005 >>24539018

>>24538967
Why would you bring some retarded little creature that will struggle to live for it's entire life just out of pure selfishness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:53:12 No.24539005 Report

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>>24538975
If it's always the mother's species, why would it matter? Only thing we'd have to worry about are poor EVs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:55:10 No.24539018 Report

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>>24538975
If it's always the mother's species, why would it matter? Only thing we'd have to worry about are poor IVs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:02:17 No.24539056 Report

Quoted By: >>24547923

>>24538891
>date something that's cute
perhaps, but some mon can be cuter
>has a personality
pokemon have natures
>is the same species,
boooring
>and can get pregnant like pic related
Look at this post itself. It is obvious that I'm a degenerate, do you really want me to bred?
What best way of keeping such degenerate blood out of the human genepool that leaving the fuckers like me get trapped with a partner that can't get pregnant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:34:50 No.24539225 Report

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>>24537589
>Trainer: Dat ASS!

>Delphox: Weirdo manlet!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:55:20 No.24539302 Report

Quoted By: >>24539392

>>24537747
Never thought furfaggottery and cuckold fetish could mix up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:06:21 No.24539351 Report

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>>24537777
Chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself, don't do cuck, stay in milk, and drink your drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:13:39 No.24539392 Report

Quoted By: >>24539438

>>24539302

But how is it furfaggotry if I literally don't want to fuck the serperior?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:14:00 No.24539396 Report

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>>24537589
Shouldn't be hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:19:32 No.24539438 Report

Quoted By: >>24539460

>>24539392
>as long as its platonic... I'd be alright with it
You threw yourself into the pit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:22:07 No.24539460 Report

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>>24539438

but literally theres no fucking or sex.

its the anthesis of bestiality

its the cleanest best pleasure of chastity

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 07:16:50 No.24541043 Report

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>>24537777
Quads confirm cuckery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 07:51:36 No.24541109 Report

Quoted By:

>>24537747
CUCK
U
C
K

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 08:15:12 No.24541168 Report

Quoted By:

>>24537589
As long as the trainer isn't a manlet whose last name is Cosma.

>captcha: S Giovanni

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:58:39 No.24543195 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:58:54 No.24546475 Report

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WELL
There are probably restaurants and other locales that are open to this sort of thing but in general it would be frowned upon by society. The pokelovers would become increasingly vocal and demand more and more rights and it would become a huge deal. Politicians would get involved, there would be protests, things will escalate until we begin seeing hate crimes. Martial law is enacted, all the pokemon are rounded up and put in a special pc box that isnt accessible by trainers and you can only visit your pokemon in predisgnated areas under supervision.

All because a few people couldn't keep their dicks in their pants. Thanks for ruining everything

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:07:48 No.24546524 Report

Quoted By: >>24546629

I would take her to a Drake concert :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:23:35 No.24546629 Report

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>>24546524
>Lucario
>Drake
That's some shit taste right there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:31:02 No.24546842 Report

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>>24537747
Pokecuckoldry confirmed

Thanks /vp/, you have created another dank meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:32:56 No.24546846 Report

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>>24537777
Witnessed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:00:55 No.24546944 Report

Quoted By: >>24547103 >>24547830

>>24537589
Why is he so short?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:50:42 No.24547103 Report

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>>24546944
cuz hes like a 10 year old fairy faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:48:31 No.24547830 Report

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>>24546944
Manlets, will they ever learn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:53:50 No.24547849 Report

Quoted By: >>24547862

>>24537747
Would you put your hand under their genitals while they're fucking to feel the sexual energy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:55:12 No.24547862 Report

Quoted By:

>>24547849
Cup your hands to catch the juice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:13:51 No.24547923 Report

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>>24539056
Touché.

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