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Battle stories thread. Funny battles, close battles, complaining about battles.

>friend is talking shit about a perfect shedninja build
>i play pokemon mostly for fun, so i've never done much serious breeding
>do wonder trade wednesdays some youtubers do and get a full team of six IV shinies
>wants to test it out on me
>i'd done a few rounds and managed to kill it off, but this time i was going to let him set up and get it ready
>he's still bragging about it being a god
>he starts with carbink and smeargle, trying to do some skill swap to get sturdy to shedninja
>his plan involves me killing carbink on my first turn
>no super effectives, carbink is still alive come time to switch to God
>let's do this
>switch to charizard, he still has smeargle out to do some fancy shit
>manage to hit shedninja, but sturdy keeps it alive
>he's bragging about it being unkillable
>flare burst smeargle
>hits shedninja
>dead
>he's amazed
>i proclaim, loudly:
>DEICIDE
>sweep the rest of his team
>he says "you only won because you were too weak to kill carbink"
>mfw