>>24562562>>24562453There was this incredibly beautiful cashier at a McDonalds back in my hometown that I was totally convinced had a thing for me. She was light brown with these striking emerald eyes, looked like she might be from Brazil or something. And she had these cute dimples that popped out when she smiled, which was a LOT when I was around because I was constantly making her laugh with my jokes.
Turns out she was mentally retarded and laughed at random intervals regardless of what was happening around her 
