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Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2015 23:18:39 No.24582675 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24583244 >>24583266 >>24583328 >>24583484 >>24584365 >>24585483

what's the worst pokemon to wake up as and what is the best pokemon to wake up as?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:35:08 No.24583244 Report

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>>24582675
best: Serperior
worst: Trubbish

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:40:01 No.24583266 Report

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>>24582675
Zoroark would be pretty much top tier considering how you can still disguise yourself as your human self and be able to talk while being able to continue your life pretty normally I suppose.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:43:21 No.24583286 Report

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Ditto: Can be any Pokémon and get unlimited sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:46:06 No.24583299 Report

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best: metagross
worst: wurmple

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:48:36 No.24583316 Report

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>>24583266
Plus, you'd probably still have opposables, or something close to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:49:33 No.24583328 Report

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>>24582675
best: Magcarbo
worst: Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:00:09 No.24583409 Report

Quoted By: >>24583448 >>24583491

Best: gengar would be pretty cool and you could use those ghost powers to pull pranks on people.

Worst: being a combee would suck. You'd have no individuality and serve as an expendable slave to vespiquen

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:06:18 No.24583443 Report

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>>24583328
Got those mixed up senpai

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:07:41 No.24583448 Report

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>>24583409
This. Gengar would be great.

Worst: Like you said, Combee. But I imagine Parasect would suck too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:14:54 No.24583484 Report

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>>24582675
Best would be Squishy

Worst would be Dedenne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:15:30 No.24583491 Report

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>>24583409
>>24583448
Combee, assuming real world logic, would mean the males get to have sex sessions with the queen and the females get to become queens themselves if they fly off to start a new colony.
Exploding penis after intercourse may exist, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:30:51 No.24583609 Report

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>>24583491
>Exploding penis after intercourse
just like in the real life, To Become Questionably Hot, family

In My Humble Oppression

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:21:42 No.24583921 Report

Quoted By: >>24585503 >>24585567

best: Ditto, just transform into yourself
worst: something weak with no good limbs like Sunkern

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:30:26 No.24584365 Report

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>>24582675
>no one mentioning Cubone as the worst one to wake up as
>"...it was apparently traumatized by the death of its mother. Cubone will often weep at night in mourning of its mother. When Cubone cries, the skull that it wears on its head vibrates and emits 'a plaintive and mournful sound.'"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:37:57 No.24584405 Report

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>>24584365
what about Phantump?
>According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
or Yamask?
>Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:40:32 No.24584423 Report

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>>24584365
>>24584405
We all know those entries are complete bullshit.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 05:02:17 No.24584912 Report

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Best: Eevee (so many choices)

Worst: Male Gardevoir/Lopunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 05:32:04 No.24585048 Report

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>>24584912
>Worst: Male Gardevoir/Lopunny

You don't like qt traps?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 05:55:33 No.24585155 Report

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>>24585048
i am not a homosex so no

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 06:27:53 No.24585254 Report

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How about the canonest transformation?
>It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:48:29 No.24585483 Report

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>>24582675
>Worst
Probably Audino. Everyone will want to kill you for experience points.

>Best
Arceus. Go find the Plates and do whatever you fucking want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:55:57 No.24585498 Report

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>Worst
Luvdisc

>Best
Any Pokemon capable of living in either water or being able to fly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:59:47 No.24585503 Report

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>>24583921
Why would I ever want to transform into myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:24:02 No.24585551 Report

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>>24584365
Yeah but youd never have to have lived through that because you just woke up as one. You werent born from a marowak who died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:27:30 No.24585562 Report

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>>24585254
I never got this. Did kadabra exist before this boy, or was he the first ever member of this line, and then his kid became the first abra?

Or was he just so psychic that his body merged with an equally psychic kadabra and they became one? If so, why is this story the entry for this species as opposed to some actually useful information about the species?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:29:33 No.24585567 Report

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>>24583921
Mew would be better since it can still transform

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:30:46 No.24585571 Report

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>>24585498
>Any Pokemon capable of living in either water or being able to fly?
Lugia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:30:57 No.24585572 Report

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>>24585562
it's just a stupid dex entry for a video game, go write a fanfic about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:51:53 No.24585645 Report

Quoted By: >>24591543 >>24591562

>>24583443
nigger he got it right

if you're a gardevoir you'd be molested by faggots

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 02:34:13 No.24589862 Report

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Best:Probably a Serperior or Arbok.
Worst:Pic related.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 03:43:04 No.24590270 Report

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worst

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 08:50:52 No.24591508 Report

Quoted By: >>24591526 >>24591547

>Worst
Vanilluxe. There will never be a worse design, it's stats are unremarkable, and it's typing is pure shit.

>Best
Shedinja or shuckle. One is a nigh indestructible ghost/bug what forces innumerable switches and ruins your day with Will-o-Wisp. The other is shuckle. You don't fuckle with shuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 08:59:52 No.24591522 Report

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>>24589862
Until you evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:00:53 No.24591526 Report

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>>24591508
>Shedinja
until someone kicks sand at you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:15:56 No.24591540 Report

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>>24591526
Okay, you have me there. But this thread isn't really about the best pokemon to wake up as, because if it were everyone would be choosing mega rayquaza or mewtwo or deoxys. I just really like shedinja.

Also, would it kill GF to add weather and hazard immunity to wonder guard? It's not like that would make it op: it's got ONE HP for fuck's sake. As it is I've got a fair few wins playing mindgames with a shedinja/zoroark combo, but a little more usability wouldn't hurt would it?

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:18:34 No.24591543 Report

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>>24585645
And if you're a Magcargo you burn through the Earth's crust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:18:37 No.24591544 Report

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Best : Golurk
Worst : Ferroseed

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:19:41 No.24591547 Report

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>>24591508
I doubt stats would mean anything in the real world.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:21:58 No.24591550 Report

Quoted By: >>24591558 >>24591793

>>24583266
Suddenly, a wild Verlifag wants to do lewd things with you

Worst: Landorus-T. Even in Pokeworld, there will be some sort of /vp/ where everyone inexplicably hates you

Best: Landorus-T. You can still kick said peoples collective asses, and be either a life-granting genie or a flying tiger earthquakin' shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:27:33 No.24591558 Report

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>>24591550
Until you get removed reeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:29:51 No.24591562 Report

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>>24585645
>not using your psychic powers to mind break anyone who tries to touch you inappropriately

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 09:33:17 No.24591572 Report

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>>24591547
No. That's the anime you're thinking of. The real world has stats all over the place. A cheetah has decent attack and insane speed, while a rhino low speed and ridiculous attack and defense. Humans have shit stats but a stupidly good ability. What idiot would give a species opposible thumbs and the ability to basically save scum via writing. Somebody needs to nerf that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 11:33:16 No.24591787 Report

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>>24591572
Autism: the post: the legend.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 11:43:41 No.24591793 Report

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>>24591550
I'd let him do whatever he wants with me :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 11:44:58 No.24591795 Report

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>>24591543
>hot as fuck
>no one can molest you

best choice duh :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 11:49:20 No.24591804 Report

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>>24591795
If your only priority in life is avoiding being touched uncomfortably, amidst the limitless possibilities of turning into any Pokémon, you need new priorities.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 11:59:41 No.24591826 Report

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>>24591804
Clearly you've never been raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 12:04:34 No.24591840 Report

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>>24591826
Of course not, men cannot be raped, we're tough.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 12:34:43 No.24591888 Report

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Best mon: Either as a Hypno or as Korrina's Lucario because of intense sex life with cuties.

Worst mon: any cocoon mon because it can't move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 13:27:22 No.24592005 Report

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Best: Gardevoir so you can have beta orbiter trainers and kek them with slime
Worst: Delcatty. Normalize is awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 15:37:59 No.24592333 Report

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>>24591522
How many magikarp do you think evolve into gyarados?

I'd guess like .01%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 17:05:11 No.24592645 Report

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>Best: Darkrai
>Worst: Spoink, because if you wake up as spoink you are about to die for stop bouncing, or even worse you can't wake up

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