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ITT: Pokemon that give you nightmares

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:45:06 No.24606434 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24606458 >>24606899 >>24606987 >>24607897 >>24607992 >>24613620

Pokedex entry:
>When it bites with its massive and powerful jaws, it shakes its head and savagely tears its victim up.

Jesus Christ. I'm so glad I chose Meganium instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:48:35 No.24606458 Report

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>>24606434
>It swallows anything whole. It sweats toxic fluids from its follicles to douse foes.

The thing that pets my peeve the most is the thought of people with vore fetishes masturbating to that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:50:24 No.24606474 Report

Quoted By: >>24606503 >>24606918 >>24613624

Any Pokemon with unsettling and or vague Pokedex entires, mainly ghost ones.

>It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

it always gets to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:53:32 No.24606494 Report

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Yamask, for obvious reasons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:54:51 No.24606503 Report

Quoted By: >>24606530 >>24606544 >>24607067

>>24606474
Ghost types are nightmare fuel without fail

>Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry

NOPE.bmp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:00:02 No.24606526 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:01:33 No.24606530 Report

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>>24606503
>The fate of the ships and crew that wander into Jellicent's habitat: all sunken, all lost, all vanished.
>Its body is mostly seawater. It's said there's a castle of ships Jellicent have sunk on the seafloor.
>They propel themselves by expelling absorbed seawater from their bodies. Their favorite food is life energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:03:53 No.24606543 Report

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>>24606530
>all sunken, all lost, all vanished.
>Their favorite food is life energy.

._______________________.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:04:01 No.24606544 Report

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>>24606503
What is it with Gamefreak and scaring kids

>It loves the crying of children. It startles bad kids by passing through walls and making them cry.

>DUSKULL wanders lost among the deep darkness of midnight. There is an oft- told admonishment given to misbehaving children that this POKéMON will spirit away bad children who earn scoldings from their mothers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:07:07 No.24606563 Report

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ITT: TV tropes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:07:49 No.24606568 Report

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>>24606563
ITP: quality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:18:18 No.24606622 Report

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>>24606458
I don't think there's enough space inside those to violate your holes with tentacles, doesn't sounds very fun to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 04:34:49 No.24606730 Report

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I want to squeeze a Banette because I actually think the Pokedex entry is sad :_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:03:28 No.24606835 Report

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The mother puts its offspring to sleep by curling up around them. It corners foes with speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:14:16 No.24606899 Report

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>>24606434
Thats literally what alligators do though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:15:26 No.24606902 Report

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>>24606899
Still doesn't stop it from being scary. I don't get how people can like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:18:21 No.24606918 Report

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>>24606474
Thats cute desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:43:26 No.24606987 Report

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>>24606434
Typhlosion's isn't much better. Get too close when it gets pissed off, you'll get burned up yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:46:22 No.24606995 Report

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>>24606902
>Lets battle
>I'll send out my delicate sweet little flower
> I'll send out my vicious alligator

Grassfags are confounding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:48:33 No.24607010 Report

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>>24606995
Not all Grass Pokémon are "delicate sweet little flowers" you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:51:25 No.24607026 Report

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>>24606530
The tone changes of those entries are hilarious.
>The fins on its head are said to resemble a crown. It feasts on the drowned souls of the innocent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:54:53 No.24607039 Report

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>>24606995
Not everyone like savage killing machines. It's all a matter of preference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:58:35 No.24607057 Report

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>>24607039

Sure, if your intention isn't battling.

>>24607010
>says they arent all delicate flowers
>posts a delicate pointy flower

haha. anyways, I was more specifically commenting on OP's choice of Meganium.

And don't forget guys, Totodile is cute as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:00:22 No.24607067 Report

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>>24606503
Aw, I think it looks pretty cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:10:10 No.24607099 Report

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>>24607057
That's a pine tree m8

There's no debating Meganium sucks, but it is a Johtomon. They're all terrible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:10:19 No.24607100 Report

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>>24607057
>>says they arent all delicate flowers
>>posts a delicate pointy flower

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:10:30 No.24607102 Report

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I've never had nightmares involving Pokemon. This thought had just occurred to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:14:00 No.24607118 Report

Quoted By: >>24607122 >>24607300

Apparently Chandelure incinerates souls or something.

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:14:34 No.24607121 Report

Quoted By: >>24607155

I thought none of the pokedex entries counted, according to /vp/...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:14:51 No.24607122 Report

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>>24607118
That's metal as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:25:54 No.24607155 Report

Quoted By: >>24607159

I had a really bad dream once. I was in some kind of 18th century prison and I was on the shit bucket. I felt something weird in my butt and I thought it was some kind of parasite but instead I shit out a Seviper.

>>24607121
Stop using that tripcode, you fuckhead. We all know you're either underage, retarded, or both.

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:27:36 No.24607159 Report

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>>24607155
Hey don't call me a fuckhead, you're the one dreaming about big black things in your butt.

I'm sorry anon, you probably had a rough childhood. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:34:55 No.24607195 Report

Quoted By: >>24607486

>Be a magician
>See a burning house
>There's a couple inside! Gotta save 'em all!
>Go Aggron!
>Aggron charges into the house to save them
>He breaks everything, the big idiot
>Go in to try to save them myself
>Wild Mew Appeared!
>Mew used Roundhouse Kick on my face
>Watch helplessly as couple burns to death
>Mew kicks me again
>BloodyNose.png
>I get pissed! I's kill that muthafucka Mew!
>Magician Anon used Strangle!
>Mew teleports away

I woke up pissed off. I wanted to kill that mew so bad it made my dick hurt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 07:07:38 No.24607300 Report

Quoted By: >>24608015 >>24611180

>>24607118
Litwick:
>Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.
>While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Lampent:
>The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
>It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.

Chandelure:
>Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.
>The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 07:54:22 No.24607419 Report

Quoted By: >>24607460 >>24609845

Reminder that all pokedex entries are written by ten year olds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 08:06:07 No.24607460 Report

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>>24607419
There has never been a game where the playable character was 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 08:17:37 No.24607486 Report

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>>24607195
it roundhouse kicked you because you just ordered a steel type into a fire, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 12:19:40 No.24607897 Report

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>>24606434
Grass pokemon are chill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 12:41:49 No.24607922 Report

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>When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.
>>Every-Living-Thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:01:52 No.24607992 Report

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>>24606434
Imagine having such creature hugging you and under your command. Sounds good for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:11:03 No.24608015 Report

Quoted By: >>24611218

>>24607300
>The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
For fuck's sake who would have ghost types in real life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:17:17 No.24608024 Report

Quoted By: >>24613639

I post this one every time, it will always be my favorite dex entry

>It attaches silk to its prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:19:37 No.24608027 Report

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>>24606902
Because not everyone is a huge sissy like you. Go back to your delicate pink Fairy types, fagmore

An Anonymous

An Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 14:52:26 No.24608316 Report

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>>24606730
>tfw its dex entry makes reference to the fact it is on low tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 14:56:32 No.24608337 Report

Quoted By: >>24608350

>Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokémon inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 15:00:22 No.24608350 Report

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>>24608337
wow, fucking lewd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 21:06:04 No.24609845 Report

Quoted By: >>24609904 >>24611218

>>24607419
>Ghost-type dex entries are just the Pokeverse's equivalent of shitty creepypasta

This especially makes sense when Yamask's entries contradict the fact that it's a ghost with a golden mask from the moment it hatches, and lots of other cases like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 21:16:11 No.24609904 Report

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>>24609845
>he doesnt believe in reincarnation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 01:15:06 No.24611014 Report

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>>24606899
technically what an alligator does is either drag it down and spin like crazy as opposed to shaking its head vigorously.

Also, considering that Feraligatr is bipedal and has arms with opposable thumbs, you'd think it would hold its victim down and then do a singular hard yank with its jaw, but that's just me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 01:57:31 No.24611180 Report

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>>24607300
This is exactly why I'd want a Tyranitar.
Beat the everliving daylight out of that line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 02:09:53 No.24611218 Report

Quoted By: >>24611427

>>24608015
A few reasons:

One, presumably catching a Pokemon tames it, and that stops it from harming you by existing. The fact there are numerous Ghost trainers that aren't dead or villainous, and this series is aimed at children and friendship messages, adds strength to this idea.

The other reason I have guessed is that the Pokedex entries for Ghost types are literally ghost stories; urban legends not necessarily true.

Pretty much
>>24609845

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 02:59:48 No.24611427 Report

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>>24611218
>presumably catching a Pokemon tames it, and that stops it from harming you by existing.

Reminds me of the old episode of the anime where the Ponyta racehorse was able to choose who gets burned by its flame mane. So that theory isn't too unfounded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 15:58:03 No.24613620 Report

Quoted By: >>24613628 >>24615993

>>24606434
What pokemon do you think it chewed up when witnesses for that entry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:02:22 No.24613624 Report

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>>24606474
>not wanting to get your little dick blown by a qt ghost balloon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:03:56 No.24613628 Report

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>>24613620
a youngster trainer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:08:46 No.24613639 Report

Quoted By: >>24613642 >>24613663 >>24616290

>>24608024
Too bad Ariados is fucking shit. They shoulda given this entry to a strong, creepy-ass spider. A BIG motherfucker of a spider. Just a fucking Poké-Ungoliant, that way the entry is even creepier because you know that as soon as it reaches the prey's nest, it's going to be a god damn massacre.

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:10:08 No.24613642 Report

Quoted By: >>24613650

>>24613639
Well, it is just a first-route bug.
Be happy that it got Sticky Web/Megahorn, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:11:48 No.24613650 Report

Quoted By: >>24613663 >>24613670

>>24613642
Oh I don't give a shit about Ariados, I'm just saying that entry would've been better used on a more threatening pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:14:57 No.24613663 Report

Quoted By: >>24613751

>>24613639
>>24613650
Spinarak/Ariados are 2 of my favorite pokemon, I hate how bad they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:17:59 No.24613670 Report

Quoted By: >>24613709

>>24613650
>3,07" venomous spider
>not threatening

i mean there are definitely more dangerous scary shit in the pokemon world but still

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:34:20 No.24613709 Report

Quoted By: >>24613720

>>24613670
It's threatening for a buncha defenseless caterpies, sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:37:50 No.24613720 Report

Quoted By: >>24613755

>>24613709
and not threatening for humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:46:08 No.24613751 Report

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>>24613663
At least they can lay down Sticky Web.... and have better attack and defense than Galvantula, so it can lay down a better Sucker Punch....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:46:32 No.24613755 Report

Quoted By: >>24614871

>>24613720
>Is this slow, frail piece of shit threatening to a human who most likely has a means to easily deal with it and who, in the worst case scenario, can just run/walk at a brisk pace away from it?
You tell me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 20:30:55 No.24614871 Report

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>>24613755
>implying stats are relevant in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 00:00:26 No.24615993 Report

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>>24613620
A Greninja. Frogs are prey for crocodilians after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 00:55:18 No.24616248 Report

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>>24606902
Cause it's cool, fagula

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 01:02:15 No.24616290 Report

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>>24613639
Something like this, maybe?

Anonymous

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