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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 04:08:21 No.24641317 View View Reply Original Report

You get to be a pokemon. Tell us which one you choose and why.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 04:09:54 No.24641332 Report

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Here's the first one from a couple weeks ago, if you wanted to see that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 04:43:46 No.24641486 Report

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>>24641317
This one isn't as good or interesting as the last.
Back then I had a tough time choosing between getting Iris pussy as Flygon or being a cool cat with Brenden.

Here... I really don't want to be any pokemon.
If I HAD to choose... Natu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 04:49:58 No.24641510 Report

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>>24641486
Ah, crud, I was afraid of that. Any suggestions for how to improve? I tried to make them funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 04:50:33 No.24641513 Report

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>>24641317
pawniard or natu, it would be great to kick paul's ass yet at the same time i'm down for sailing and getting drunk.
>>24641332
definitely archeops. best friends with entei and being looked up to as a demi-god would be hella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:12:26 No.24641615 Report

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>>24641332
Flygon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:24:14 No.24641653 Report

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>>24641317
>>24641332

None of them. I would rather be a human in the real world than choose any of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:32:14 No.24641687 Report

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>>24641317
I just wanna be female desu senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:39:44 No.24641712 Report

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>>24641332
I'll take my chances with Diantha. Mawile it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:41:09 No.24641719 Report

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>>24641317
Pawniard. I'm able to kick ass and can stab a prick, what's not to like.
Or Natu. Natu's equally as fun, I guess.

>>24641332
Being Archeops sounds fucking hilarious honestly. Though Meowstic's not a bad route to take.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:41:38 No.24641721 Report

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>>24641317
The cons on these are all so negative I wouldn't want to choose any.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 05:43:00 No.24641726 Report

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>>24641317
Karrablast. I made a solo-run twice (once with Weedle and another with Snivy, no evolving), and when I beat the Elite Four I felt pretty damn good.

Also, Karen is a qt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 07:01:51 No.24641972 Report

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>>24641317
I will be raymonds natu pl0x
I will find a headscarf and wear it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 07:03:08 No.24641975 Report

Quoted By: >>24646479

Ditto, be anything, not just Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 07:20:10 No.24642042 Report

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>>24641317
Maybe Pawniard
the tiny dick puts me off but being able to kick ass (including Paul's) sounds great
I'd probably pick Lopunny if it wasn't for Wally

>>24641332
Flygon easily but Slowbro sounds fun too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 07:55:15 No.24642164 Report

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>>24641317
Karrablast going to rise to the top baybee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 08:04:16 No.24642189 Report

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Wally because all I have to do is show him my bunny penis and then I get to be free and find a better trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 10:51:43 No.24642533 Report

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>>24641317
>be male lopunny
>kiss wally
>get released
>hang out in the wild getting tons of pussy or dick or whatever you want because you're hot and charismatic
>you get to have hands

what is downside

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 10:56:53 No.24642544 Report

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>>24641317
>be lopunny
>find magical stone
>switch my gender to female
>femdom with wally while keking gallade

Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 10:59:26 No.24642549 Report

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>>24641317
frosslass easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 11:17:55 No.24642602 Report

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>>24641317
Lopunny don't care if it makes me a pedo cause
A)he's a fucking cartoon

B)vp/ has a huge boner for may who are
they to judge?

C)I have a boner for wally
>>24641332
Archeops I don't like the idea of euisuine having a wank despite being a fag, BUT I'm a psychic dinosaur.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 12:08:28 No.24642725 Report

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>>24641317
Guess what, fuckers? Time for an overview of our choices.

Pawniard
>good at battling
>that's about it
Rating: 7.8/10, too much battling

Pangoro
>good at battling
>dumb
>can fug Bianca
Rating: 8/10, not bad

Natu
>psychic abilities
>you are a pirate
Rating: 9/10, and a bottle of rum

Karrablast
>escargot all the time, nigga
>you got all the bling
>make up your own moves, you don't give a fuck
>you suck ass
Rating: 7/10, okay

Lopunny
>get to be a sexy bunny
>bodyswap and genderswap shenanigans
>sweet shota love
>possibly released into wild for too much shota love
Rating: 8/10, <3

Froslass
>strong
>for an Ice-type, hahahahahahaha
>"badass" past that no one cares about
>2edgy4me
>constantly pursued by dorks
>pic related is my face when you choose Froslass
Rating: 4/10, ow the edge

>>24641332
I've already gone over why Archeops is the best choice in the previous thread. Here's the lowdown:
>center of a cult, feared and worshipped
>peak physical condition
>stylin' as fuck
>demi-god powers
>bros with Entei and Eusine
>nearly no downside
Rating: 10/10, no reason to pick anything else

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 12:20:44 No.24642755 Report

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>>24641332
Flygon.
Then I can finally be with Iris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 12:22:09 No.24642759 Report

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>>24641317

Pangoro Bianca and battle for the glory of her big soft cushy lewd bewbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 13:50:28 No.24642989 Report

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Karrablast. Hot trainer and underdog beginnings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 14:13:57 No.24643068 Report

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>>24641317
>>24641332
Karrablast. Karrablast/Escavalier are my favorite pokemon, and I like Karen a lot. Also, it's the route that brings me to glory while looking completely adorable.

Meowstic is also pretty cool as well though. Brendan is a huge bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 14:24:15 No.24643103 Report

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>choosing a fat white fuck to be your trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 14:27:59 No.24643115 Report

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>>24642725
>>sweet shota love
kill yourself my man

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 16:22:07 No.24643514 Report

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>>24641332
If I become Eusine's Archeops and I wear a Suicune costume, would he fug me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 17:29:24 No.24643780 Report

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If I become Pangoro can I fuck Bianca

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 17:46:41 No.24643841 Report

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>>24643780
>>24643514
Yes to both of these.

It even says in the Pangoro description Bianca is "Entirely Fuggable"

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 18:03:23 No.24643931 Report

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>>24643841
Can I use my Archeops pussy to make him forget about Suicune?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 18:13:11 No.24643981 Report

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>>24643931
no because birds dinosaurs don't have a pussy I'm pretty sure

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Fri 13 Nov 2015 18:14:08 No.24643987 Report

Quoted By: >>24648360 >>24648867

>>24641317
Ditto, so I can be every pokemon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 18:19:52 No.24644017 Report

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>>24641317
>>24641332
Anyone gonna make another one? Also, Natu or Funbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 18:39:35 No.24644086 Report

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For me it's Klefki - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 18:44:04 No.24644106 Report

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>>24644017
I'm not sure I have enough ideas to make another.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 19:00:55 No.24644212 Report

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>>24643981
Or my Archeop cloaca, it doesn't matter, he is MY trainer not of that stupid blue fag suicune.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2015 23:50:24 No.24645578 Report

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I'd be Karrablast if I she undresses in front of me, but that wasn't mentioned. Otherwise I'd be Pawniard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 03:10:13 No.24646479 Report

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>>24641975
This really

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 14:52:09 No.24648337 Report

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>>24641332
Ponyta for dat horsecock, or Flygon for dat beautiful Iris loli pussy.

>>24641317
Male Lopunny, make it clear that I'm into someone else so Wally stops flirting with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 14:58:41 No.24648360 Report

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>>24643987
why not luvdisc so you can evolve into alomomola

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 16:45:50 No.24648738 Report

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>>24641317
Well I'm already a bit of a dim bulb anyway so I'll go with Pangoro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 17:01:01 No.24648790 Report

Quoted By: >>24649042

>>24641317
Lopunny has the most upsides. You don't have a shitty life just by existing, Wally is actually a competant trainer and you have a good shot of eventually being champions. Only thing you have to do is keep wally from finding out you're a dude, which won't be hard because you're a lopunny. Anything short of bending him over a table and plowing away will probably look feminine. Gallade being a douche is the only real downside, and if you find a lopunnite that problem goes away really fast. Plus imagine the shenanigans if you actually manage to find that magic rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 17:03:49 No.24648801 Report

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Natu is objectively the best choice. The pros outweigh the cons, and I can convince Raymond not to murder people and get in deep shit with the law. All our fortunes can be made by gambling alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 17:26:13 No.24648867 Report

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>>24643987
That isn't even remotely how this works you fucking idiot. Pick one of the options. Or, rather, don't, and stop posting entirely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 18:02:54 No.24649042 Report

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>>24648790
>Lopunny has the most upsides.
>only two while the everyone else has at least three

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 23:05:54 No.24650765 Report

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Pangoro
>Strong
>Nice trainer
>Sweaty Yoga Pants
>Sexual fulfilment

I'm already bothered by a little bit of belly fat and if I have a comfy life of winning and lezzing out being a bit dim isn't so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Nov 2015 06:46:50 No.24652671 Report

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Pangoro looks the best to me.

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