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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 04:21:42 No.24646762 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24646821 >>24646949 >>24647279 >>24647304 >>24647318 >>24647624 >>24647922 >>24647992 >>24648984 >>24648992

How does machoke lay an egg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 04:27:25 No.24646795 Report

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Very carefully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 04:33:51 No.24646821 Report

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>>24646762
Inside your ass senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 04:49:47 No.24646894 Report

Quoted By: >>24646937 >>24646969

Pokemon don't "lay" eggs.

They fuck (hence why they have sexes), but they don't lay eggs. The eggs just appear magically, which is why no one has ever seen a Pokemon lay one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 04:59:09 No.24646937 Report

Quoted By: >>24647954

>>24646894
I just assume that the "eggs are cradles" NPC is full of shit and wasn't educated. Probably came from one of those super religious families where "the talk" is devilspeak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 05:02:25 No.24646949 Report

Quoted By: >>24647352

>>24646762
Female Machoke exist.
We just haven't discovered yet.
They lay Eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 05:09:08 No.24646969 Report

Quoted By: >>24646982

>>24646894
better question
???
how do machoke fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 05:11:44 No.24646982 Report

Quoted By: >>24647284

>>24646969
Probably with a big fat dick and a floppy wet pussy.
Just a theory.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 05:17:43 No.24647006 Report

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Magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:29:01 No.24647265 Report

Quoted By: >>24647273 >>24647286

How does Machoke not bleed to death with those perpetually-open wounds from when his muscles exploded during evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:32:12 No.24647273 Report

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>>24647265
How does Gurdurr survive when his veins are exposed to attacks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:33:43 No.24647279 Report

Quoted By: >>24648512

>>24646762

The Namekian way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:34:53 No.24647284 Report

Quoted By: >>24647352

>>24646982
>no females exist
>pussy

HETERONORMAL ASSHOLE DETECTED

what's wrong? Don't like big fat dicks in big fat masculine assholes?

jerk.
Reported.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:35:06 No.24647286 Report

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>>24647265
Because they're not open, they're just stretch marks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:38:54 No.24647304 Report

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>>24646762
Why does Machoke look reptilian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:43:33 No.24647318 Report

Quoted By: >>24647328

>>24646762
Who is Machoke's best friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 06:48:01 No.24647328 Report

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>>24647318
Gurdurr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 07:04:28 No.24647352 Report

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>>24646949
>>24647284
What the hell? They're 1/4 female, and fuck you for making me look it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 07:17:09 No.24647378 Report

Quoted By: >>24647440

GF could have given Female Machoke a sports bra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 07:43:29 No.24647440 Report

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>>24647378
Or a singlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 08:06:22 No.24647488 Report

Quoted By: >>24648505

>wahh why no females ;_;
tumblrtards and libtards are the worst

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 09:22:24 No.24647624 Report

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>>24646762
It takes a fat shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 11:42:06 No.24647918 Report

Quoted By: >>24648508

They don't, no pokemon lay eggs.
The eggs are delivered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 11:47:19 No.24647922 Report

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>>24646762
by squatting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 12:03:43 No.24647954 Report

Quoted By: >>24648002

>>24646937
>is explicitly told a fact about the pokemon universe by a character in a main-series game, objectively the most accurate and reliable source of information in the franchise

>"nah, that's dumb, this other thing that I made up on my own is probably true instead"

okay /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 12:19:01 No.24647992 Report

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>>24646762
Do we have any pics of him laying eggs, just wondering if he gets embarrased and what they smell like haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 12:21:29 No.24648002 Report

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>>24647954

There are beliefs in the Pokemon world too. Or do you think Marowaks all die randomly after breeding and that Kadabras transform into little boys too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 15:44:40 No.24648505 Report

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>>24647488
But they DO exist. They also happen to look exactly the same as males, so there are literally cuntboy Machokes running around in caves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 15:45:26 No.24648508 Report

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>>24647918
Who is Delibird's best friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 15:46:32 No.24648512 Report

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>>24647279
Came here to post this, fuck you lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 15:49:49 No.24648522 Report

Quoted By: >>24648950

>Arceus makes egg
>Celebi teleports egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 17:46:32 No.24648950 Report

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>>24648522
>>24648522
celebi travels back in time to witness arceus laying the first eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 17:52:56 No.24648984 Report

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>>24646762
Easy, it pulls down its underwear and squats it out like a brobrah would at Planet Fitness. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 17:53:57 No.24648992 Report

Quoted By: >>24649109

>>24646762
Push the P on the belt and it'll materialize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2015 18:15:49 No.24649109 Report

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>>24648992
kek/10

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