I really fucking hate this god. It takes no skill to use, all you have to do is press a fucking button and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a god that instantly destroys anything you want at the press of a fucking button? The fuck is that?

The design is shit too, it's literally just a llama that was abducted by GF, beaten until it became horribly deformed and then painted white and given some retarded golden belt that makes its stomach look like a basketball. If you like it, well, you can go shove a grenade up your ass. Then you'll fly everywhere, with a speed almost as extreme as your AIDS god.

No seriously, FUCK THIS GOD! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not good. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.

Fuck you.