I really fucking hate this kangaroo. It takes no skill to use, all you have to do is press two fucking buttons and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a kangaroo that instantly destroys anything you want at the press of a fucking button? The fuck is that?

The design is shit too, it's literally just a kangaroo that was abducted by GF, who then proceeded to forcefully feed massive amounts of food until it was barely able to move. They then modified its body with invasive surgery to create the horror that is this kangaroo. They also fucked up its child. If you like it, well, you can go shove a grenade up your ass. Then you'll fly everywhere, because you will explode like everything this kangaroo lightly touches.Twice.

No seriously, FUCK THIS KANGAROO! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not original. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.

Fuck you.