I really fucking hate this duck. It takes no skill to use, all you have to do is press a fucking button and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a duck that instantly destroys anything you want at the press of a fucking button? The fuck is that?

The design is shit too, it's literally just a duck that was abducted by GF, force-fed with seeds and growth hormones until it could no longer evolve. Then they give it a leek to make it look ultra cool or some shit like that. If you like it, well, you can go shove a leek up your ass. Then you'll fly everywhere, almost as fast as your AIDS duck.

No seriously, FUCK THIS DUCK! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not brave. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.

Fuck you.