>I may be an adult that still plays computer games, but at least I do it on a dignified high end PC and not some childish game console from the toy store
>I play video games, but I have a cool console and not that shitty OTHER console
>I may play a game console a lot of gamers think sucks ass, but at least I don't play games outside my home like a loser
>I may play games on the go, but at least I do my gaming on my cool top of the line smartphone and not a childish portable game console
>I may play games in public on a portable game console, but at least It's a cool one like the PS Vita and not the kiddy Nintendo 3DS
>I may play Nintendo 3DS in public, but at least I dont play Pokemon
>I may play Pokemon in public , but at least I'm not a raging furfag who faps to shitty porn of it
>I may be a furfag who jerks off to shittily drawn Pokemon porn, but at least I don't download or watch ACTUAL bestiality porn
>I may watch bestiality porn, but at least I'm not an actual zoofag
>I may be a zoofag, but at least I'm not a pedophile
>I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not a necrophile
>I may be a necrophile, but at least i'm not some childish nerd who still plays computer games as an adult
