>>24679715>S.S. AnneSo there you are, checking out every room in the ship, picking up loads of loot and battling everyone. You're feeling good because you got some nice shit, and your team's at about half health, so you feel like you can take on a couple more Poliwag before healing. You round a corner that looks like every other single corner on the ship and BAM. Goddamn GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK shows up with a French lesson and a bitch slap.
>Silph Co.You've been waging war on Team Rocket for hours now and your team is torn to shit. Maybe you found the healing bed, maybe you didn't. You've been burned a couple times for talking to NPCs you thought were Silph employees, so who knows. Either way, you've been teleporting all over the fucking place and you have no idea how you got where you are. You see GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK standing there waiting for you, save your game, and give it a try. Better than trying to figure out the warp panels again, right? WRONG. Meet Gary's Alakazam, it's about to take you on a guided tour of hell.