PICK 2 Shitmons. Quick, now!

Ok, got it? Now Add their stats. Add their types. Add their best abilities. Add their movepools.

Is the result still shit?

Here's StunSparce

HP 209
Atk 141
Def 159
SpA 146
SpD 164
Speed 77 kek still shit

Static + Serene Grace
Grd/Elc/Nrm typing

Mixed attacker with amazing bulk but still can't outspeed shit to use it's ability. Until after first hit, then they get static'd.