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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:28:31 No.24743048 View View Reply Original Report

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Why exactly is Diancie lacking in the porn department? Its so freaking adorable to the point you want to fuck it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:30:17 No.24743057 Report

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>>24743048
Because it's a rock mermaid. Mermaid porn doesn't work.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:30:21 No.24743058 Report

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>>24743048
The lower half is a little tough to work with. But it does need more handjob and blowjob pics.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:34:06 No.24743070 Report

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>>24743048

Its bottom looks like a turd

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:43:52 No.24743094 Report

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I find the adorable factor overpowers the sexiness factor. Probably has to do with having a giant rock where a humanoid's sexual parts would be.

In short, even if Diancie were real, I'd rather hug and cuddle with it than try to fuck it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:44:08 No.24743095 Report

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It's a piece of rock. This is like asking why there isn't more Onix porn.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:44:12 No.24743097 Report

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>>24743048
You wouldn't fuck a fucking rock

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:46:02 No.24743101 Report

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People just aren't sufficiently creative I guess.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:47:01 No.24743105 Report

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>>24743048
Diancie is not for sexual you mong. Though mineral extraction is A-OK.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 11:53:11 No.24743123 Report

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>>24743048
It's a fucking rock.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 12:02:52 No.24743144 Report

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>>24743094
Wouldn't that be like hugging a rock (or crystal for the mega)?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 12:09:38 No.24743158 Report

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>>24743144

It's entirely possible. It is a Rock-type after all.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 12:10:47 No.24743161 Report

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>>24743123
but that picture where she's crying on the ground covered in cum is adorable

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 14:44:56 No.24743539 Report

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>>24743048
rocks cant fuck

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 14:52:24 No.24743556 Report

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Better "Lacking in porn" than "Having so much porn that barely resembles the actual Pokemon at this point from a single artist that all but monopolizes them." Like at least 3 other kinds of Pokemon I can think of at the top of my head.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 14:54:03 No.24743559 Report

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>>24743048
It was almost made. Almost.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2690891

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 15:02:22 No.24743572 Report

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>>24743048
The same reason why Lilligant and Florges have little porn.
They're too pure

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 15:30:04 No.24743664 Report

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Diancie isn't for using to get your rocks off.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2015 15:43:43 No.24743711 Report

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>Better "Lacking in porn" than "Having so much porn that barely resembles the actual Pokemon at this point from a single artist that all but monopolizes them." Like at least 3 other kinds of Pokemon I can think of at the top of my head.

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