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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:05:02 No.24746164 View View Reply Original Report

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Daily reminder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:20:16 No.24746264 Report

Quoted By: >>24746292

>>24746164
What happen if you poke a girl, dress like a poke girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:24:21 No.24746292 Report

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>>24746264

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:24:26 No.24746294 Report

Quoted By: >>24746327

>>24746164
If I do both, what does that make me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:29:49 No.24746327 Report

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>>24746294
A liar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:30:56 No.24746340 Report

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>>24746164

I'm okay with that, real girls are overrated anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:35:28 No.24746364 Report

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>>24746340
Real girls aren't even worth the time and money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:35:57 No.24746366 Report

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>>24746164
Bullshit. I've poked plenty of grills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:37:38 No.24746372 Report

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Good, real girls are gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:42:40 No.24746393 Report

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>>24746164
Except I already have :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:47:02 No.24746413 Report

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>>24746164
I occasionally fap to Pokegirls and fap to Pokemon pretty often.
I'm married.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:48:19 No.24746418 Report

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>>24746413
Me irl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:48:44 No.24746422 Report

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>>24746164

I have fucked like 5 girls in my lifetime so far and I still fap to PokeGirls.

I still have sex with my ex every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 00:51:04 No.24746430 Report

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>tfw can't even visit /vp/ without people flaunting their sexual experience

Sigh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 01:03:24 No.24746528 Report

Quoted By: >>24749245 >>24749299 >>24749321

If you legit have no chance with a girl you should just fuck a hooker. There is no excuse for being a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 01:30:58 No.24746647 Report

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>>24746164
Are those PM subs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 01:33:29 No.24746658 Report

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>>24746430
>people flaunting their sexual experience
Its not that hard, all you need is a sex organ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 01:37:09 No.24746669 Report

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>>24746164
This is incorrect. Just don't let the real girls know about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:07:55 No.24746880 Report

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>>24746669
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:08:45 No.24746883 Report

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>>24746164
>Poked a girl
>I'll never fap to pokegirls now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:09:46 No.24746887 Report

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>>24746430
If it's bumming you out that much, just hire a hooker or something. Tell you're a virgin and you just wanna git gud at sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:14:55 No.24746927 Report

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OP is butthurt female imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:21:05 No.24746971 Report

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desu I used to fuck a girl who dyed her hair like Duplica's. It's kind of moe to sleep with someone who's like anime.

Completely unrelated to Pokémon, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:23:15 No.24746986 Report

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>>24746164
Daily reminder that if you hate Pokegirls you're probably a girl nobody would poke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:25:36 No.24747004 Report

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>>24746164
But I did poke them... I picked an escort girl that made me think of Korrina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:29:17 No.24747023 Report

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>>24747004
how was the fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:32:00 No.24747035 Report

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>>24747023
Best I had did all the dirty things I wanted to do with Korrina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:47:19 No.24747117 Report

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>>24746164
do you think i really care OP?

superior 2D>Filthy 3D pigs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:51:44 No.24747133 Report

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>>24747004
this, ladies and gentlemen, is a loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 02:58:38 No.24747166 Report

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>>24747133
>has enough money to pick an escort
>has sex with her
>she possibly looks like Korrina or something close to it

No need to be jelly, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 03:01:29 No.24747184 Report

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>>24747133
That's like saying riding a cab is for losers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 03:02:32 No.24747189 Report

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>>24746164
I'm not exactly a dumpster fire, I'm sure I'll get by.

I'll have a lot of explaining to do if I yell "Jasmine" or whichever other Pokegirl I'm reminded of in climax but that's a bridge I'll cross when I get to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 03:06:26 No.24747207 Report

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>>24746364
We could reach a time where sex robots and a artificial wombs were a booming business and the amount of debt I'll incur for a near-sentient fuckdoll will still be less money than a real woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 03:12:39 No.24747241 Report

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>>24747035
like what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 03:18:22 No.24747263 Report

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>>24747241
/d/ related stuff, it's all I can say.
>>24747166
She was at least a 9/10 no chance I would get someone like that without paying for it, no regrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 04:03:05 No.24747524 Report

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>>24746164
jesus christ
why are those eyebrows so fucking sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 08:16:47 No.24748541 Report

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>>24747263
So you had a strap-on for her to use, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:21:57 No.24749223 Report

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>>24748541
CBT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:27:00 No.24749245 Report

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>>24746528
>>24746887
please don't lose it to hookers. Otherwise what's the point other than being able to say you did get wasting good money?
It'sgoing to be awkward, emotionless, and a regret

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:31:26 No.24749263 Report

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>>24747524

That's where she stores her sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:32:15 No.24749266 Report

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>>24747184

>not having your own car

loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:34:35 No.24749272 Report

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>>24749223

You did cognitive behavioral therapy with her? Damn that's kinky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:41:03 No.24749299 Report

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>>24746528
This, lost it at 19 to an escort. Many years later I still haven't found anyone so no regrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:45:43 No.24749313 Report

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>>24746887
>hooker

Literally fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:47:07 No.24749321 Report

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>>24746528
>muh getting laid
>being a virgin is bad becuz everyone else sez so

Kill yourself, you fucking drone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2015 14:49:27 No.24749326 Report

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>>24746164

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