I don't think I've ever felt a fondness of a Pokemon so strong before Absol. Honestly, most people would say "oh she's my waifu hue har" but does anyone else get literally flustered when you have an incredibly strong Absol in the games? Always looking at her and watching her obliterate every opponent? And constantly daydream about one? And picture every day life with real Pokemon and a Absol as a wife?