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Pokemon: Cringe Version

noko Thu 03 Dec 2015 04:13:59 No.24759022 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24759038 >>24759063 >>24759071 >>24760033 >>24760135 >>24760940 >>24761137 >>24763122

This just happened at the McDonalds I'm sitting in.

>40 year old dude with a mustache
>in a suit and tie
>starts blabbering how he knows which Pokemon in the Happy Meal showcase are legendary
>Says his favorites are Lucario and Mewtwo
>LUCARIO AND MEWTWO

This is why I'm hesitant to tell people I play Pokemon...

But, hey, any similar experiences recently and/or at McDonalds? Got any other similar cringeworthy Pokemon stories to share?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 04:17:01 No.24759038 Report

Quoted By: >>24759844 >>24759886 >>24763437

>>24759022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAAIDLHAj9M

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 04:22:20 No.24759063 Report

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>>24759022
Why shouldn't Mewtwo be his favourite?

It's a great Pokémon with the best lore. That is, if you count The Birth of Mewtwo.

noko

noko Thu 03 Dec 2015 04:23:28 No.24759071 Report

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>>24759022
Also,
he asked if they still had the Pikachu toy, bought it without getting any food, then promptly left with his sister (or girlfriend or wife? I couldn't tell). She was really quiet, awkward, and wobbly, by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 04:27:58 No.24759089 Report

Quoted By: >>24759798 >>24766275

I see this guy once a week wearing a team rocket t shirt with hand made pokeball pendant, knitter or sewn, some kind of fabric. always been too disgusted to get anywhere close to him to inspect it further.
question is: is that the only t shirt he ever wears? or does he wear it only on that specific day of the week (never met him any other day since we have different time shcedules i guess)
or maybe he does have multiples of the same shirt?
who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 07:40:36 No.24759798 Report

Quoted By: >>24761055

>>24759089
He noticed you noticing him and is hoping you'll talk to him about your mutual love of pokemon. Don't be shy, make a new friend. It might even lead to steamy sex.
You know you want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 07:54:55 No.24759844 Report

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>>24759038
yikes. cringed hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 08:12:58 No.24759886 Report

Quoted By: >>24760042

>>24759038
Well, y'know what? At least props for not being gen 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:04:37 No.24759981 Report

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this seems like a fun thread, but I think not enough of /vp/ leaves their rooms to experience IRL cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:22:35 No.24760033 Report

Quoted By: >>24760059 >>24760102 >>24760923 >>24760987

>>24759022
So
>guy gets out
>guy talks about shit he likes
>"cringe"

When /vp/ got this autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:25:43 No.24760042 Report

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>>24759886
Might as well still be since it has fucking gen 1 Ash in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:31:54 No.24760059 Report

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>>24760033
/vp/ is mostly that guy OP described. Including OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:48:21 No.24760102 Report

Quoted By: >>24760108

>>24760033
Reminder that most of /vp/ is under the age of 14

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:51:11 No.24760108 Report

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>>24760102
ripe for the pickin, heh heh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 09:57:38 No.24760135 Report

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>>24759022
>TFW your first orgasm was humping that exact tiger plushie behind his head
>TFW you'll never not feel dead inside everything you act on your beast fetish

noko

noko Thu 03 Dec 2015 13:43:41 No.24760923 Report

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>>24760033
It's one thing to talk to other people about the things you like once you find out that the other person is in to it.
But to start blathering on about stuff when you weren't prompted to and the people behind the counter clearly aren't interested is when things start to get cringeworthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 13:52:19 No.24760940 Report

Quoted By: >>24761107

>>24759022
You have no fucking idea how much I want to slaughter this faggot for what he's done to a Reshiram's reputation.

Also, he's a fucking guy if any gender. His brothers Zekrom and Kyurem are both anything but feminine and all 3 of them split from the same being. It's not even up for debate.

noko

noko Thu 03 Dec 2015 14:05:49 No.24760987 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 14:28:19 No.24761055 Report

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>>24759798
Is it you faggot? And are you trying to get laid over /vp/ ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 14:47:31 No.24761107 Report

Quoted By: >>24761140

>>24760940
LOVE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 14:59:14 No.24761137 Report

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>>24759022
The burger poster gets me every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 14:59:49 No.24761140 Report

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>>24761107
CHUDDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 21:45:16 No.24763122 Report

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>>24759022

Dude, I'm literally turning 40 in February, and I a good friend of mine is a father of two children, and HIS father also plays pokemon (in fact, the whole (male) family does).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 22:09:30 No.24763274 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 22:19:55 No.24763324 Report

Quoted By: >>24763337 >>24763355

Isn't he a lesbian girl now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 22:21:19 No.24763337 Report

Quoted By: >>24763355

>>24763324
Ugh, don't remind me... though I think he's a pre-op tranny in prison right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 22:24:29 No.24763355 Report

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>>24763324
>>24763337
That's Chris-Chan, the thing in the picture is JustinRPG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2015 22:35:51 No.24763437 Report

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>>24759038
>not wanting to slip your dick under those velvety breast flaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2015 10:57:17 No.24766275 Report

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>>24759089
He didnr disapoint today! Same t shirt, even had a team aqua shirt over it

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