>>24828715Nigga, Fire-types are never common early game. BW2 had Magby and Growlithe before first gym. BW had Darumaka before third gym (earlier than most games).
>gay-assYou're not old enough to be on /vp/.
>terrible tms>in the gen that introduced scald, volt switch, hone claws, sludge wave, wild charge, dragon tailNot to mention Venoshock and Work Up are fantastic early game. Round is also my favorite move in Triples, but that's a personal anecdote.
>all pokemon evolve at ridiculous levelsYeah. It's called a challenge. Don't worry, they get rid of any semblance of a challenge in the next gen.
>linear, handheld storyWelcome to Pokemon. It's a game on a handheld.
>terrible rivals and villainsSubjective opinion that's objectively shit.
>forgettable gym leadersAnd this confirms bait.
>pathetic championWho? Iris? Yeah fucking right. Try playing Challenge Mode sometime.
>sports fieldsDo you hate daily exp opportunities or something?
>no daycare until postgameOnly in BW2.
