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>>24833926
True, except instead of a simulation and some bullshit 'for frens' journey, you go on a Berserk-esque journey wherein you'll do shit like fighting caterpies for survival, destroying a murder of Murkrow, or even holding your own against Entei even though it brutally beat your ass as well as you did it.

Maybe even a journey where you'll get to see Yveltal preserving its' own life by absorbing others, and it rewards you godhood as the god of death. Making you a herald.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:15:10 No.24834006 Report

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>>24833936
Are you 12 years old? Does your wardrobe consist solely of black clothing? How many times have you cut yourself in the past week? Month? Does no one understand your pain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:26:31 No.24834042 Report

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>>24834006
The last one, but only because my "pain" would be really fucking weird to talk about to other people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:47:41 No.24834099 Report

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>>24833936
>berserk-esque
Suck my fucking balls dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:56:05 No.24834118 Report

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>>24834006
>>24834099

No. Go away, you worthless winterfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:03:30 No.24834128 Report

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>>24833913
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:17:04 No.24834163 Report

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>>24833936
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:36:27 No.24834199 Report

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>>24833936
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 09:40:05 No.24834336 Report

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Depends on two big factors

1 Am I in normal pokeverse where there are trainers after my ass all day or PMDverse

2 Do I get to pick what I am or have to pray I dont reincarnate as a shitty Luvdisc or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 09:52:04 No.24834363 Report

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>>24834336
The Real World

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:03:04 No.24834380 Report

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>>24833913
>tfw no /hypno/ general

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:44:06 No.24834467 Report

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>>24833913
Yes, I've always wanted to be a pokemon. I'd be something strong or cute. Maybe then someone will actually love me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:47:50 No.24834471 Report

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>>24833913
I want to be a Latios
I feel a strong connection to the eon species
anyone here like me?
I think I just had a pic of venice in my captcha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:50:15 No.24834475 Report

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>>24833913
As long as I'm not reduced to a retard, I'd love to be a Smeargle to be anything I want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:51:49 No.24834480 Report

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>>24834380

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:59:07 No.24834491 Report

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>>24834380
>>24834480

>>>/trash/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 11:02:04 No.24834498 Report

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>>24834491
/trash/ has better standards then that m8

Channercatt

Channercatt Wed 16 Dec 2015 13:31:12 No.24834788 Report

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I'd love to be either a Mew or a Shaymin, maybe I could actually have fun more often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 14:09:12 No.24834877 Report

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>>24833913
I would like to be a grass type. To live the life without the need to eat anything would be pretty cool m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 14:15:28 No.24834898 Report

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If I could choose which Pokemon I could be, I would. If it's random, I wouldn't risk it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 14:18:15 No.24834905 Report

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>>24833913
not really, but i always wanted fennekin as a pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 15:17:31 No.24835044 Report

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>>24833913
No. My humanity/autism is too precious to give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 15:38:45 No.24835118 Report

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>>24834480
AURA TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 15:41:40 No.24835130 Report

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>>24833913
Yes, since 2000.
I was a strange child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 17:04:34 No.24835380 Report

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When I was much younger I would pretend my wristwatch could turn me into Pokémon Ben10 style

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 17:15:10 No.24835407 Report

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>>24833913
used to RP with my brother when I was like 10, then my mom's boyfriend caught us and it was super weird and then we stopped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 17:16:46 No.24835411 Report

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>>24835407
So I'm not the only one who did this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 18:12:37 No.24835629 Report

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transformation fetishes itt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 18:16:27 No.24835642 Report

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>>24835629
it's a miserable fetish to have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 18:22:31 No.24835661 Report

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Of course a lot of people want to be pokemon. First time this got posted it got a bunch of replies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 19:27:19 No.24835892 Report

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i wouldnt mind being a pokemon that people want to fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 19:58:21 No.24836027 Report

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>>24835892

I wouldn't mind fugging you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 20:09:21 No.24836072 Report

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Of course, but is not like I would want it over being the human. It's just a fantasy. Like having the ability to change sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 20:29:17 No.24836163 Report

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>>24835661
and a Mawile is the one I choose...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 20:48:02 No.24836250 Report

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>>24835661
Flygon is a good alternative. It would be tiring but a nice challenge. Powerful yet cute enough to be popular with girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 01:37:13 No.24837782 Report

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>>24836072
You'd want it if the lack of it was the source of your depression

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 01:42:29 No.24837817 Report

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>>24836027
anon... you can't just say things like that =w=

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 02:53:45 No.24838237 Report

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>>24833913

Yes, but more along the lines of the PMD universe.

Mami Kawada Lover !aNRFNkpkG.

Mami Kawada Lover !aNRFNkpkG. Thu 17 Dec 2015 03:41:25 No.24838527 Report

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>>24833913
Well there's Mystery Dungeon. I kinnd of wished though there was a "SOL" game of Pokemon doing Pokemon things. As in, you aren't a human who's turned into a Pokemon: you're a Pokemon from the start. Kind of like the main games, but from the Pokemon's point of view.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 03:48:30 No.24838568 Report

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>>24833913
I've wanted to fuck the Pokémon.
Multiple times.
All of them.
I even have my own porn folder dedicated to the actual Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 04:28:16 No.24838805 Report

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>>24837782
>letting a childish fantasy become the source of your depression

how the fuck does that even work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 04:39:08 No.24838861 Report

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>>24838568
This is /vp/, son. We all have that folder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 04:46:56 No.24838903 Report

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>>24838805
When you're depressed, your mind can latch onto any perceived deficiency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 04:48:35 No.24838916 Report

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>>24837782
I mean, I would love to live in a fantasy world a la Final Fantasy Tactics Advance but I'm not going be depressed about it. Why is it even depressing for you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 04:51:17 No.24838936 Report

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Kids think stupid shit. I sure I did at one point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 04:56:49 No.24838965 Report

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I'd rather be the pokegirl.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 07:06:06 No.24839511 Report

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>>24835661
Archeops, then I wear a suicune costume and let eusine fuck my burd cloaca

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 11:57:37 No.24840422 Report

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>>24838916
>>24838903

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 12:30:28 No.24840510 Report

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>>24837782
Everyone wants to experience what it's like being a girl fucked in every hole for hours, but you can't let that rule your life man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 12:36:08 No.24840523 Report

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>>24840510
I want to fuck a female version of myself, but there are things in life you cannot do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 12:37:15 No.24840526 Report

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>>24840523
That's probably more attainable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 18:00:26 No.24841676 Report

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>>24840510
unf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 00:03:11 No.24843374 Report

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>>24835661
Mawile of course

Getting spayed is one of my fetishs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 00:15:55 No.24843421 Report

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>>24843374
My fetish is to just not have it any more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 03:29:49 No.24844327 Report

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>>24833913
I would love to be an Eevee, and to be frequenty involved in the eeveelution pokerus orgies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 04:49:39 No.24844715 Report

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>>24833913
I'm about to spend a lot of time doing something really terrible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 05:14:25 No.24844802 Report

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>>24844715
That is a very bad idea and I implore you to reconsider your life choices carefully.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 05:22:36 No.24844824 Report

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>>24834042
They make ointment for that now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 05:24:15 No.24844828 Report

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>>24834380
>>24834480
I really miss those threads.
Watching the sadness of your lives made me feel better about myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 05:24:26 No.24844829 Report

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>>24844802
most of them are utter shit but there's 1 or 2 good ones in there. diff person btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 05:28:14 No.24844843 Report

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>>24844715
No anon, there are people who love you probably!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 06:22:37 No.24845113 Report

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>>24838568
nigga my porn folder is broken down by generation and species

and folders outside of that for other furry species and characters from video games (mostly organized)

i got like a single human porn folder and it's just named "1"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 06:31:15 No.24845153 Report

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>>24845113
That's dedication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 06:37:13 No.24845184 Report

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>>24845153
nah i just do it as i go instead of dropping it in one disorganized mess, works good for porn dumps when people ask for specific shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 06:42:17 No.24845202 Report

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>tfw you will never be a lucario for /vp/ to use

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 06:52:33 No.24845233 Report

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>>24833913
No, I never have. I've always wanted to be a trainer. Being a human is pretty great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 14:06:36 No.24846228 Report

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>>24845233
being a human sucks shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 14:18:17 No.24846260 Report

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>>24833913
No. I never wanted to be a Pokémon. Too bad I never got a choice.

I never asked for this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 14:22:02 No.24846270 Report

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>>24845233
>not wanting to experience flying with your own wings
>not wanting to feel the adrenaline of battling
>not wanting to be healed by a cute nurse who has to touch every part of your body

Why is your taste so bad anon.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 21:27:22 No.24847960 Report

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>>24846260

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 02:22:28 No.24849404 Report

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>>24833913
Honestly, I wouldn't complain if I was a ridiculously powerful intelligent monster with the ability to do things that are absolutely impossible for a human...

On the other hand, it would suck not being able to talk, and humans would probably be dicks because I'd be non-human. It's not like I'd have rights or anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 03:47:32 No.24849949 Report

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>>24834905
uxie would be fun imagine that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 04:47:52 No.24850270 Report

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>>24849404
Literally any nerd off the street would be like "Oh shit that's a fucking Mawille". You would be chased down by nerds for the rest of your life.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 05:09:07 No.24850377 Report

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>>24850270
Another reason it would suck.

If I were the only Pokemon in existence, is is practically guaranteed that I would be captured and studied. That would suck.

On the other hand, if Pokemon were commonplace, the pokeball free-for-all would probably be kind of terrifying. I wouldn't want to be owned by someone...so it would be practically impossible to live as I am now.

Y'know, I'm having second thoughts about this. The only way it would be cool would be if the world was like PMD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 05:56:08 No.24850637 Report

Quoted By: >>24850670 >>24850719

Yes, but I'm the kind of faggot who is into petplay stuff. In Pokemon world I'd like to be a wild born Growlithe and roam the countryside until I found a trainer I liked, befriend them and consent to being caught. Then live it up with free food and shelter in return for working my hardest at whatever task they set me to. Eventually becoming an enormous fluffy lapdog Arcanine that has to religiously run a couple of hours every morning to work off all the poffins and blocks my owner treats me with. Domesticity and unconditional love are the kinds of things I give my own pets and I'm mildly jealous of them, I imagine a Pokepet would get rather the same kinds of treatment from a decent owner or trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:01:14 No.24850670 Report

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>>24850637
>petplay
In your case, my biggest fear would be your favorite part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:07:58 No.24850712 Report

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>>24850670
Theoretical petplay, actually. Like a large number of my fetishes, I can't stand the thought of doing it in real life. I'm too paranoid and anxious to actually put myself under the control of another person. Humans are fucking abominable to one another and you hear too many horror stories about bad doms and abuse under the guise of BDSM or other alternative relationships.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:09:01 No.24850719 Report

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>>24850637
This sounds pleasant. Why does this sound pleasant?

I would never want this to happen, but for some reason I wouldn't mind if it did.

>>24850712
Basically this I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:13:55 No.24850752 Report

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>>24850712
>Humans are fucking abominable to one another and you hear too many horror stories about bad doms and abuse under the guise of BDSM or other alternative relationships.
Well, to be honest, you're actually talking to someone with some pretty /d/-tier fetishes, so my advice is if you're serious, is to get to know some people on Fetlife really well (Chat, go to munches, etc...), and then go for it. You like what you like, right? And not being able to actually fulfill it kinda blows.
Spoiler because OT, and mention of something NSFW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:19:44 No.24850776 Report

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>>24850752
I get enough satisfaction from a vanilla sex life that I can be comfortable keeping the weird stuff exclusively to art and fiction. Maybe someday I'll have the strength to get into it with a partner but for now, a little repression doesn't hurt me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:21:44 No.24850788 Report

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>>24850752
>>24850776

It's a blatant fetish thread but come the fuck on guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:23:09 No.24850803 Report

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>>24850788
It's spoilered for a reason. If it's too much, I'll remove my post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:32:25 No.24850856 Report

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>>24835661
Do I keep my memories?

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