>new Pokemon: Uloir
>evolves into Oiracul
>looks like Riolu and Lucario but more feminine and edgy
>can't breed
>can only evolve if it's female(12.5%) and shiny and wondertraded
>found at the bottom of Dick Cave
>in Winter only, Uloir has an encounter rate of 1%
>can't be found in other seasons
>Dick Cave is 99 floors long, each floor is a huge maze with teleporters to other floors
>you can only enter the cave with 1 Pokemon
>the cave is filled with powerful Pokemon including Fakyu
>Fakyu is a Pokemon with great stats and Arena Trap and Explosion
>encounters run into you on the map(they're faster than you) so Repel doesn't work
>no indication that you can find Uloir at all, not even hints from NPCs
>Uloir itself has complete shit stats and is Bug type
>its ability, Garbage, inflicts random status effects and stat debuffs on itself every turn
>Oiracul, on the other hand, has incredible stats and is Light/Steel type
>it has an incredibly diverse and powerful movepool
>its signature move, Rebirth, completely restores its health, completely randomizes its moves and ability(but only to powerful moves and abilities), and cannot be used by Transformed Pokemon, Sketched, Mimicked, etc.
>Oiracul can be used in VGC because it isn't a legendary
