>>24905345Arceus hummed to himself as he was making some eggs, toast, pancakes, and bacon for breakfast, hearing a cellphone ring as he sighed. Despite being an all mighty God and high in the sky in his own realm, Arceus had to answer everything. So he did. It was Ash on the phone.
"Yes, Ash, what is it this time?" Arceus remarked as he rolled his eyes. "It's not like I'm trying to enjoy what little peace I have around here, or anything."
"Yeah, hey Arceus. Korrina is having the usual." Ash remarked as he let out a sigh. "You know, a farting problem. As expected."
Arceus closed his eyes as he shook his head, murmuring very quietly to himself as he opened his eyes again, replying, "Well, why on earth is she starting to be gassy all of a sudden?"
"I don't know! It just happened while we were having a battle!" Ash stated as he heard Korrina scream. "And now she's farting to fly around!"
Arceus took in a deep breath as he stated, "All right, I'm going to get a view, don't go anywhere." He then opened a small portal, of which viewed Kalos as he spotted where Ash was, spotting his Pikachu and Korrina's Lucario, with Korrina herself farting deep pitched, brassy gas blasts as she was zipping around in the air. Arceus then cleared his throat as he told Ash, "Do you have anything to keep her down?"
"...not that I'm aware of." Ash replied as he rubbed the back of his head, not knowing where Arceus was watching him from.
Arceus sighed as he shook his head. "Fine, I'll pop up after I make myself breakfast. Just keep Korrina from doing trouble."
"Easier said than done..." Ash groaned as he then was smashed by Korrina, who was farting to fly backwards.
"Sorry, Ash!" Korrina apologized above her loud, tuba like flatulence as she had both of her hands on her stomach. "I just don't know how or why I'm farting like crazy!"
Korrina and Ash then bumped into a huge tree, with Korrina farting a blast strong enough to push her forward as the tree itself toppled backwards.
