>>24904300How perfect is Perfect Zygarde?
How perfect is Perfect Zygarde?
Well listen up you crazy motherfucker because I'm about to drop some fat lodes of info on your inquisitive ass.
Perfect Zygarde once threw a perfect game in baseball that lasted 13 innings and he struck out every single batter he faced while throwing an impressive 111 mph fastball down the middle for every single pitch.
Perfect Zygarde one time cooked the worlds largest pizza that slid effortlessly off of the pan without using cooking spray.
Perfect Zygarde took the ACT and SAT on the same day and got both a perfect 36 and 2400.
Perfect Zygarde once performed cardiovascular surgery using only a pair of tweezers to remove a whole blood clot from a patients capillaries without causing interior trauma.
Perfect Zygarde once did a color-by-number painting of Starry Night blindfolded and fooled the worlds best art expert into thinking it was the actual Van Gogh piece.
Perfect Zygarde taught Farsi to a group of Uyghurs and Scotsmen while speaking only in Quecha.
Perfect Zygarde can perform a ventriloquist act where it makes the dummy appear to be doing Tuvan throat music. Virgin Records signed the dummy to a 3.6 billion dollar deal and the dummy's only single, "Perfection" stayed atop the Billboard Top 100 for 2 decades.
So when you ask how perfect is Perfect Zygarde, it's pretty damn perfect.
