>>24917427No matter the situation, no matter the time, the place, the reason, you could always count on Proton to have something negative to say, usually in response to some act performed by red and blue that teal viewed as overly-sweet.
With a neck like a Noctowl, Archer swiveled about, punctuating his compatriot's complaints with some of his own. "If you want to act like a child, then I'm going to treat you like one. So, at the next place we stop, I'm going to request a high chair and a kid's menu for you."
That'll teach teal-hair here not to start with that childish "are we there yet" crap. With Ariana, it was always easy to tell when the bantz were just bantz, but with Archer... Well, that look he got in his eyes when he grinned made you never quite sure if he was serious or not as a certain policeman had come to learn not a few days ago.
>>24917479Normally, Archer would be loathe to the idea of smoking near Ariana, but as they often do in moving vehicles, the wind was in his favour, and he desperately needed something to take the edge off after that horrible plane ride, so he beckoned to Petrel for a stick and a light, rolling down his window to keep the smoke from blowing in Ariana's direction. There were, after all, rules to be followed on Air Archer.
>>24917292"Come on Ariana-chan, cut the boy some slack. I mean, you *do* have a pretty strong grip."
God, man, PHRASING!That should do the trick just fine to get his girl all riled up. Makes the ride a bit more fun, you know?
'What would really make this ride fun.' Archer thought to himself 'Would be a nice, fast-paced chase scene. Unfortunately, this isn't some campy spy move from the 70's...'
