Today we mark the first anniversary of this truly wonderful post. Allow me to share some pasta to celebrate.

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me six memes. Six dank American memes. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the Showderp happening soon. Well, we'll be starting a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into the ELO hell, dressed as karenfags. And once we're in enemy territory, as a meme spouting autistic army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... wrecking smogonfags. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Mt. Chimney, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Hoenn and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the smogonfags lessons in memes. Smogonfags ain't got no memes. They're the foot soldiers of a Fun-hatin', mass bannin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find usin’ OU: the team, they're gonna get wrecked. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man John Gamefreak. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the smogonfags, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the bullied, broken minds of their brothers we leave behind us. And the smogonfags won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our keyboards, and our dank memes, and the wit of our ruses. And the smogonfags will be sickened by us, and the smogonfags will talk about us, and the smogonfags will fear us. And when the smogonfag closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

>Current lieutenant:
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