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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:28:32 No.24943855 View View Reply Original Report

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Have you gotten laid yet anon? Or do you just shit post here all day and jerk off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:31:31 No.24943869 Report

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yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:32:18 No.24943871 Report

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Nope, my goal is to become a wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:32:40 No.24943874 Report

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Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:35:04 No.24943891 Report

Quoted By: >>24943933

Yes. And you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:35:45 No.24943896 Report

Quoted By: >>24944324

>>24943855
No.
I could have potentially, but they live in a different country and we're both autistic human garbage.
I miss how things were. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:35:45 No.24943897 Report

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>>24943855

>not doing both

Disgraceful, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:35:52 No.24943898 Report

Quoted By: >>24943917 >>24944001 >>24944018 >>24944708

>>24943855
have I gotten laid? yes
do I shit post here? yes
do I fap? yes
fap to anything found in this board? never I use /soc/

anybody who faps to this board is mentally ill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:35:58 No.24943900 Report

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>>24943855
Tossed a guy's salad last month

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:40:02 No.24943917 Report

Quoted By: >>24943971

>>24943898
How is 5/10 roastie clit douchebag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:42:30 No.24943933 Report

Quoted By: >>24944018

>>24943891
Yes, I do the do fairly regularly, I'm just bored and feeling nosey I guess (got nothing else to do than to sit in my room on 4chan at the moment)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:44:56 No.24943953 Report

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yep. If i can get it, any of you fools can too

nah honestly i dont post here as much as i used to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:46:18 No.24943962 Report

Quoted By: >>24944451 >>24946858 >>24948706 >>24950026

>>24943855
I'm married with kids.

so of course I don't get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:48:07 No.24943971 Report

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>>24943917
better that the literal nothing the anime girl can physically give. How is that even a question? Fucking lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:53:55 No.24944001 Report

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>>24943898

>mentally ill
>uses /soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:57:16 No.24944018 Report

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>>24943855
Regularly, and no shitposting here champ.

>>24943898
>anybody who faps to this board is mentally ill
This.

>>24943933
I'm more interested in how many people here are underage than who gets a piece of action

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:01:46 No.24944038 Report

Quoted By: >>24944048 >>24946898

>>24943855

>he doesn't get laid and fap to PokePorn on a regular basis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:04:59 No.24944048 Report

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>>24944038
I just want someone to cuddle and make-out that I can sometimes talk about dragon dicks with.

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:10:21 No.24944060 Report

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STD is no laughing matter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:20:53 No.24944106 Report

Quoted By: >>24944136 >>24944146

>>24943855
Have you ever thought about why getting laid is so important for you?

If you were a man, would you give an actual fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:28:22 No.24944136 Report

Quoted By: >>24944146 >>24944150

>>24944106
It's so pathetically mindless. If you need sexual gratification, you can just fap even if you're not getting the full experience. It'll relieve you either way.

"Getting laid" is just more stupid shit retarded teenagers try to hold everyone else to that the worst unfortunately carry to adulthood to irritate everyone else with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:33:06 No.24944146 Report

Quoted By: >>24944206

>>24944106
>>24944136

>virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:33:28 No.24944147 Report

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>>24943855
No, and I haven't gone skydiving either
Why do you ask?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:33:55 No.24944150 Report

Quoted By: >>24944294

>>24944136
Fapping is cool but it doesn't completely satisfy.
I can fap myself to satisfaction, but it's only a matter of time before I find myself thinking "I wish I was sticking my willy in another person instead of rubbing it".
Besides, sex feels better than masturbation, and is in turn, more satisfying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:50:31 No.24944206 Report

Quoted By: >>24944248

>>24944146
>virgin
>insult

Normalfag retard detected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:03:04 No.24944248 Report

Quoted By: >>24944274 >>24946404

>>24944206
>the normie meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:12:52 No.24944274 Report

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>>24944248
>the retardation of a normie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:14:23 No.24944294 Report

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>>24944150
For the woman, yes.

Not for men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:15:56 No.24944301 Report

Quoted By: >>24944311

I haven't "fapped" since 2012 and that was out of sheer boredom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:18:18 No.24944311 Report

Quoted By: >>24944316

>>24944301
>girl detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:19:20 No.24944316 Report

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>>24944311
Yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:20:40 No.24944324 Report

Quoted By: >>24944405

>>24943855
Literally just did anon

>>24943896
>girls in charge of being autistic
Thats impossible anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:26:39 No.24944352 Report

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Nope.

And I accepted it's never going to happen either. Now I'm a lot happier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:33:52 No.24944392 Report

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>>24943855
Today? Not yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:39:34 No.24944405 Report

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>>24944324
Girls can be autistic. Incredibly. Trust me on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:49:50 No.24944451 Report

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>>24943962
Time to get to work daddy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:55:04 No.24944479 Report

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I have this oneitis that i almost claimed, but then i fucked up in my lack of expertise. I have almost been bipolar for half a year but have decided to go with my mons instead. Tomorrow i won't even acknowledge her existence and be sure not to ever glimpse that ass again

So no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:13:07 No.24944553 Report

Quoted By: >>24944574

>>24943855
2D women aren't real, so of course I haven't gotten laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:18:10 No.24944574 Report

Quoted By: >>24944578

>>24944553
don't worry anon, they'll be available in 3D soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:18:46 No.24944578 Report

Quoted By: >>24944602

>>24944574
Oculus or Cosplayers? I'm not picky either way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:23:15 No.24944602 Report

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>>24944578
both

I'm leaning more towards Oculus, I just want a cumdumpster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:25:08 No.24944612 Report

Quoted By: >>24944663 >>24944669 >>24944676

>you get home
>open the door
>see pic related
>their bent over sticking their tushies in their air
>may: "spank me, I've been a bad girl!"
>dawn: "no, spank me like the whore I am!"
Wat do?

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:27:54 No.24944627 Report

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I'm a father, so yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:28:49 No.24944633 Report

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I cybered with a Gardevoir last knight, does that count?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:30:15 No.24944645 Report

Quoted By: >>24944676

>"spank me already, I wanna feel my butt cheecks jiggle around like jello!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:32:32 No.24944661 Report

Quoted By: >>24944676

>"slap my booty as hard as you can, if you do then I'll grind it all over your cock until you cum!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:33:04 No.24944663 Report

Quoted By: >>24944716

>>24944612
wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:33:19 No.24944667 Report

Quoted By: >>24944682 >>24944687 >>24944698 >>24945251

never had a bf and I'm 23 and a grill to boot

i just accepted that I'll never get laid and moved on with my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:33:23 No.24944669 Report

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>>24944612
Kill both and eat them. Ez

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:34:48 No.24944676 Report

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>>24944612
>>24944645
>>24944661
Well look like it's time for me to fap again and not even 12pm here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:35:42 No.24944682 Report

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>>24944667
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:36:42 No.24944687 Report

Quoted By: >>24944707 >>24944872

>>24944667
post pictures bby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:38:04 No.24944698 Report

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>>24944667
KATYN
U
R
W
A

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:39:18 No.24944707 Report

Quoted By: >>24944851

>>24944687
kk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:39:32 No.24944708 Report

Quoted By: >>24944722

>>24943898
/thread since he said everything I wanted to say.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:40:36 No.24944716 Report

Quoted By: >>24944737 >>24944751

>>24944663
What's wrong anon? Can't accept that your actually awake? My big jiggly booty is right here waiting for you do play with it as much as you want
Just fucking spank me already I'm a bad bad girl and I need it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:40:45 No.24944719 Report

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>>24943855
I'd rather shitpost on /vp/ than get laid when I come home from an exhausting day of work with bloodshot eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:41:59 No.24944722 Report

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>>24944708
I agree. That's what >>>/trash/ is for.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:44:18 No.24944737 Report

Quoted By: >>24944751

>>24944716
No he wants to spank me more, I have the nicest most spankable butt and I just get soo turned on when I get spanked it just makes me dripping wet!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:46:08 No.24944751 Report

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>>24944716
>>24944737
ebin, simply ebin
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 20:01:17 No.24944851 Report

Quoted By: >>24945065

>>24944707
Damn girl holy shit. If you were near me I would slap my meat all over you, make you appreciate it and then stick it in you til it's nice and cooked, then I'll eat it and savour it's taste before switching you off, kissing you and telling you what a wonderful grill you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 20:04:49 No.24944872 Report

Quoted By: >>24944897 >>24945044 >>24945703 >>24949935

>>24944687
i once did, keep regretting it to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 20:09:04 No.24944897 Report

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>>24944872
Are you the indianapolis anon or digidex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 20:28:57 No.24945044 Report

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>>24944872
post them for old time's sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 20:35:16 No.24945065 Report

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>>24944851
l-lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 21:15:22 No.24945251 Report

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>>24944667
>tfw 23-year-old male virgin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 22:43:23 No.24945703 Report

Quoted By: >>24948737

>>24944872
Is this you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 22:46:09 No.24945715 Report

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>>24943855
I have and I would still rather shitpost all day and jerk off than chase pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 00:51:34 No.24946404 Report

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>>24944248
>everything I don't liek is a meme

Of course, a normalfaggot spews this shit.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 01:45:55 No.24946740 Report

Quoted By: >>24946795

>>24943855
One time yes, she was a fairly attractive cosplayer, but her ego was fucking gigantic. She got free photoshoots from all these thirsty photographers of her cosplay, neckbeards would give her presents every con to try and woo her (if any of them had a shot with her I'd've stopped it, but I also benefited from this because some times she got gift cards) Plus I always had to worry about whether or not she was cheating on me, I eventually got tired of it, depressed that she wasn't the girl I thought she was and I broke it off. And because she was the one who normally broke things off her ego kicked in and she tried to get me back (she got drunk and sent me 213 FB messages in one night) the minute I began to show interest in her again she forgot me like a flash hm. For the best tho

she had nicest nipples I'd ever seen and felt tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 01:55:48 No.24946795 Report

Quoted By: >>24946831

>>24946740
>Nicest nips
Goddamn Anon I sorta know your pain. My ex from a while back had the best breasts ever, or at least my personal faves anyway.
>Perfectly fit in my hands
>Perfect areolae
>Perfect nips
>Sensitive as fuck
Alas, things weren't going to well between us and we broke things off.
I'm with someone else at the moment, but I can't forget those lovely mounds

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:00:05 No.24946831 Report

Quoted By: >>24946873 >>24946941

>>24946795
>tfw there's a 90% chance she's going to be the most attractive girl I ever get with and everything else is going to be downhill from here

All other tits are gonna be good tier at best to me now, I'm depressed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:03:46 No.24946858 Report

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>>24943962
You need to get counseling or something. A sexless marriage is hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:06:28 No.24946873 Report

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>>24946831
I pray you find a qt anon
I've just got this casual thing going on with a middle aged woman. She's not the best looking but the poon game is ridonculous. Also the has a body made for sex, I ain't even mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:10:11 No.24946898 Report

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>>24944038
But that's Gundam porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:15:21 No.24946938 Report

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>tfw work is getting increasingly demanding and keeps me from ever getting laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:15:29 No.24946940 Report

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>>24943855
have I gotten laid? yes
do I shit post here? yes
do I fap? yes
do I fap to anything found in this board? yes

2d-porn, real-porn, actual sex - I do it all, and it all pleases me.

also
>le rare frog meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:15:48 No.24946941 Report

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>>24946831
I once handled DD's with tiny dime-shaped pink nipples. Literally tits made by God.

These tits set such a high standard I think I'm an assman because nothing will ever be as great as them.

Current girl has G's

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 05:18:49 No.24948045 Report

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>>24943855

Both

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 07:15:41 No.24948706 Report

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>>24943962
How many kids do You have pham?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 07:22:34 No.24948737 Report

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>>24945703
That looks Charlie-Horse inducing.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 10:33:52 No.24949232 Report

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>stopped being virgin at 16
I guess it was nice to be a normalfag, even though she cucked me hard.

Currently 22, haven't had sex for 3 years. Having it bad.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 10:36:55 No.24949243 Report

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>tfw no gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 10:51:32 No.24949283 Report

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>>24943855
>Have you gotten laid yet anon?
Yes
Or do you just shit post here all day and jerk off?
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 15:50:16 No.24949935 Report

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>>24944872
Are you the Kirlia fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 15:53:19 No.24949946 Report

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Getting laid is a meme.

BETTER OF DEAD

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BETTER OF DEAD Tue 05 Jan 2016 16:21:54 No.24950026 Report

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>>24943962
>getting married
baka f.am

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 16:27:01 No.24950043 Report

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yes, not recently but still im sure i will get some either at the end of this year or beginning of next

nah, i dont even post in here
im trying to fap once per week

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