>>24948880Oh my god, you're right. This silence, this ability to touch and act and speak as we please, without the din of that annoying teal-haired gremlin
not that that's any way to talk about our friend, but seriously... Oh, this is heaven. Alas, that all good things must come to an end, and the two break apart as they exit the vehicle and begin their trek to certain doom.
"You wound me Ariana-chan" said Archer, feigning injury. "To imply that I would ever make you pay for yourself? Oh, the shame. I'd never let myself live with such a guilt on my soul." Bitter yet sweet? Meet dry and sarcastic. I'm sure you two will be the best of friends.
"And to think that you would consider eating me as well? You wound me doubly. Have you no shame, no remorse?"
>>24948903I know I made that remark about Proton being the one acting like a child, but maybe I should take that back. If he's not asleep (and I strongly believe that he is) he's being very mature for his usual self. Meanwhile you're practically drooling at the thought of stuffing your face with cheap garbage 'food'.
"I'm serious Petrel, calm yourself. We don't need you drawing attention to us with whatever antics you're planning. Let's just eat something and get out of here, the sooner the better."
All this, and we still need to remember to ask for directions before we leave. Every man's worst nightmare, the shame of admitting he doesn't know everything. At least Archer had the excuse of being in a foreign country to make the stinging shame less stinging and shameful.
