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Imagine though, with how spergy people feel walking into gamestop to just buy Pokemon itself. What would it be like when a fedora walks into the store to grab Pokemon XXX and YYY?
Imagine the kid behind the fedora who screeches to his mom about grabbing the new pokemon game. And the employee explains to the mother how you can romance your pokemon with "adult minigames that fully utilize the stereoscopic 3D and touch technology". Fedora blushes, grabs his game while leaving his one hundred dollar bill allowance on the counter, knocks over a trading card display trying to keep his distance from the shocked mother. He spills spaghetti for good measure, and kills himself that night after titfucking a male Gardevoir.
I'd buy it
