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Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 17:42:53 No.24967817 View View Reply Original Report

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Welcome to PAR, where we pretend to be trainers on 4chan in the Pokemon world. Ask questions, detail your adventures, refrain from fucking Pokemon etc. I don't have the OP info.

Snowpointer Adam

Snowpointer Adam Fri 08 Jan 2016 17:49:57 No.24967842 Report

Quoted By: >>24967883

Shit...we lost it?

I didnt even get to see if anyone replied to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 17:59:21 No.24967865 Report

Quoted By: >>24967875

I accidentally punched my Kirlia and now she has a black eye
Am I going to prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:00:53 No.24967875 Report

Quoted By: >>24967915

>>24967865
How do you accidentally give something a black eye?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:03:15 No.24967883 Report

Quoted By: >>24967906

>>24967842
Of course we did. The mods hate us, what else is new?

Anyway, I've managed to beat Roxie - Espurr mopped the floor with Grimer and Koffing, and Growlithe took out Whirlipede - it was a close thing, though; he got himself Poisoned, and Venoshock nearly had him before he won. Anyway, what's next? Take the boat, of course, but to Castelia or Humilau?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:07:07 No.24967906 Report

Quoted By: >>24968010

>>24967883
Head over to Castelia and experience the big city. The gym leader there is Burgh, a Bug-type specialist, so your Growlithe will have an easy time with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:09:08 No.24967915 Report

Quoted By: >>24967923

>>24967875
I punched her because she was being a bitch and accidentally left a mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:10:56 No.24967923 Report

Quoted By: >>24967945

>>24967915
So you didn't accidentally punch her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:15:12 No.24967945 Report

Quoted By: >>24967965

>>24967923
I meant to but I did it by accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:17:50 No.24967965 Report

Quoted By: >>24967993

>>24967945
what
So, it WAS your intention to punch her..?
Or, was it your intention to punch her and make it look like an accident?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:20:40 No.24967983 Report

Quoted By: >>24967988 >>24967993 >>24968010 >>24968126 >>24968204 >>24968213

Ok anons, "Pokephilia" its legal in your country?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:21:35 No.24967988 Report

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>>24967983
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:22:28 No.24967993 Report

Quoted By: >>24968001

>>24967965
I deliberately punched her on accident don't overthink this shit I'm still panicking about the cops finding out

>>24967983
Since when was it illegal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:24:09 No.24968001 Report

Quoted By: >>24968019

>>24967993
>I deliberately punched her on accident
Anon, it's either you did it on purpose or it was an accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:25:41 No.24968010 Report

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>>24967983
No. Get fucked, and not in the way I'm sure you were about to take it.

>>24967906
Good idea! I'll see what I can pick up along the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:26:57 No.24968019 Report

Quoted By: >>24968068

>>24968001
Fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:34:58 No.24968068 Report

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>>24968019
Okay. Have fun in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:35:08 No.24968069 Report

Quoted By: >>24968083 >>24968090

Hi. I was wondering: could I use my Pikachu to recharge my cellphone?

Not if it would hurt him, of course. Just that if his body produces natural electricity that would help me save a lot in batteries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:37:12 No.24968083 Report

Quoted By: >>24968098

>>24968069
Probably, but I don't know much about electrical engineering. Wouldn't you have to find a way to redirect the energy to the cellphone? I mean, you can't just zap the phone and recharge it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:38:01 No.24968090 Report

Quoted By: >>24968246

>>24968069
He would surely die.
Go for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:40:20 No.24968098 Report

Quoted By: >>24968105 >>24968109

>>24968083

Hmm... that's true. I have to think of some type of device.

I also have a Squirtle. Is his water pure enough to drink? Or just to help washing things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:41:36 No.24968105 Report

Quoted By: >>24968246

>>24968098
You would surely die.
Go for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:42:59 No.24968109 Report

Quoted By: >>24968246 >>24968306

>>24968098
I wouldn't recommend drinking water from a Pokemon or using it to wash things

I mean, who knows where that water comes from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:47:29 No.24968126 Report

Quoted By: >>24968131

>>24967983
It's illegal on the books but it's basically common knowledge that most gym leaders are pokefuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:48:10 No.24968131 Report

Quoted By: >>24968135

>>24968126
Name one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:49:28 No.24968135 Report

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>>24968131
Name one that isn't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:53:04 No.24968147 Report

Quoted By: >>24968165

Hold me brehs. Just had to put my wartortle down. He's been losing his sanity more and more ever since he got dynamic punched by some douchebag poliwrath. Usually they heal from confusion but little Wart just wasnt getting any better. I took him in to nurse Joy and she told me that some mon are born with an undetectable illness at birth that prevents them from snapping out of confusion. She said it was best to put him down now before he started to become dangerous. He was already starting to use muddy water inside the house. Get your mons checked out before its too late guys, this shit sucks.

RIP Wart, I'm sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 18:56:53 No.24968165 Report

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>>24968147
Damn, anon
;-;
I'm sorry for your loss

Snowpointer Adam

Snowpointer Adam Fri 08 Jan 2016 19:03:24 No.24968204 Report

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>>24967983
In Sinnoh its illegal

But Solaceon town is notorious for having them. There's only one woman I know here in snowpoint who has all the evidence pointed at her to say she fucks her Haxorus though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 19:05:14 No.24968213 Report

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>>24967983
No but I honestly don't give a shit. My Kirlia loves me, I love her, and no law is going to stop us!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2016 19:13:48 No.24968246 Report

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>>24968090
>>24968105

Kek.

>>24968109

Well, I think their bodies automatically produces them. Like Pikachu eletricity or Charmander fire.

Charmander also helps a lot. My gas bill fell a lot thanks to him.

Snowpointer Adam

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Snowpointer Adam Fri 08 Jan 2016 19:28:44 No.24968306 Report

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>>24968109
Actually considering what I've gone through with my water-types.

Certain ones provide different kinds of water...I only haven't dranken one.

Empoleon - Naturally colder, a hint of salt-water in it
Starmie - The purest of all the water
Heliolisk (taught her surf) - Tastes like cheap shitty water
Greninja - Surprisingly cleaner
Swampert - Never drank it, it felt murky compared to the others to where I didn't bother wanting to try it.
Clawitzer - Tastes fishy, no pun intended.

I only consider drinking Starmie water, everything else is a viable shower (minus Swampert)

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